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Chester Pitts, Raheem Brock pretend to crank call Goodell in new video

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 03: NFL Players Association Spokesman George Atalla (L) and Seattle Seahawks’ Chester Pitts lead other players to the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service building for the NFL negotiations on March 3, 2011 in Washington, DC. The NFL owners are locked in negotiations for a new collective bargaining agreement with the NFL Players Association, ahead of a midnight expiration of the current contact. (Photo by Rod Lamkey/Getty Images)

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As the lockout continues, the players are coming up with new ways to fill their idle time. Seahawks guard Chester Pitts and defensive end Raheem Brock recently filled a chunk of it by creating a video in which they pretend to crank call Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Comedy is subjective, so we’ll leave it to the audience to determine whether they think the video is funny. In our view, some of it is and some of it isn’t, which pretty much sums up the full extent of our own efforts to induce laughter.

Among other things, Pitts uses his best President Obama impression to tell Goodell to stop being “a douche,” and Pitts reprises his replacement of Goodell’s first name with “Fraudger.”