On Saturday, Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco was thrown instantly from the back of a bull named Deja Blu (if Chad lasted 1.5 seconds on the bull, then Michael Spinks went 13 rounds with Mike Tyson). Afterward, the most unlikely rodeo attendee since Borat talked about the experience.
Chad said that he doesn’t have the words to describe the power of the bulls as it came out of the gate. And Chad said he wouldn’t have lasted any longer if he’d been tied to the bull.
Still, we give him credit for trying. And for not dying. And now we’ll wait for his next lockout hobby. Maybe he’ll pick something safer, like jumping the Snake River Canyon, or being shot out of a cannon.