Comments on: League finds no improper lockout contact

By: clintonportisheadd

clintonportisheadd — Fri, 20 May 2011 13:02:04 +0000

Aiello is fast becoming the Baghdad Bob of the lockout.

By: jashfibz

jashfibz — Fri, 20 May 2011 12:08:46 +0000

Just give me football!

By: sneaky1632

sneaky1632 — Fri, 20 May 2011 11:31:50 +0000

Unless someone inside snitches, it’s probably impossible to catch a team “in the act”.

By: friendlylittletrees

friendlylittletrees — Fri, 20 May 2011 10:11:36 +0000

Mike Freeman = FAIL…

By: MichaelEdits

MichaelEdits — Fri, 20 May 2011 09:42:54 +0000

I just spent some time on the Real Madrid website. Guess what? They’re not locked out.

By: illusi0nz79

illusi0nz79 — Fri, 20 May 2011 08:40:11 +0000

So how much money did all the lawyers for each side cost? How much money is THAT? I bet it’s not peanuts.

If both sides are so worried about money and who gets how much, why is NOBODY concerened about how much the lawyers are getting for doing all this? I’d like to see that number in the end.

Free money if you could sort it out yourselves..

I’d like to sign up for some of that free money you guys are handing out. Ya know.. since I’m not a player or an owner that shouldn’t be a problem right?

By: hedleykow

hedleykow — Fri, 20 May 2011 06:31:56 +0000

When pressed to define what would constitute improper contact between team staff and a player, an unnamed league insider responded by evoking the horrifying imagery of the dry humping Rashard Mendenhall put on Big Ben in the AFC championship game last season.

The insider added that what Mendenhall did was not only improper, but pretty freaky, too.

By: hobartbaker

hobartbaker — Fri, 20 May 2011 05:29:35 +0000

“No inappropriate contact” after the players swore they were just trying to “get back on the tit” for the purposes of replenishment rather than sexual gratification.

By: msclemons67

msclemons67 — Fri, 20 May 2011 05:10:22 +0000

The league knows that contact between coaches and players will divide the NFLPA. Coaches will get more players revved up to play.

No surprise the NFL isn’t enforcing contact rules strictly.

By: whatsafairway

whatsafairway — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:49:45 +0000

“The league gains nothing from having such information make it into the media, especially during the lockout. So, as Aiello said, it’s “not an investigation, per se.” Indeed, it’s not an investigation, at all.”

Instead of the pic of the lock and chains, you should have used a pic of the 3 monkeys, see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil…

By: dixon29

dixon29 — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:20:24 +0000

Must not have looked…

By: bronco1st

bronco1st — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:12:19 +0000

Shocking! After I investigated myself, I found that I never break the speed limit or fail to report money I find laying in the streets.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:09:18 +0000

I volunteer to visit various industrial sites in my area to photograph a variety of locked gates so you can switch up your “lockout” photos more often.

By: noeffinway

noeffinway — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:31:39 +0000

“But we are sure that the NFL realizes that it would be unfair to pluck one sacrificial lamb from the barn when they’ve all got dirt on their wool. ”

LOL….yeah right. Just like most of the “experts” said that Detroit wouldn’t be found guilty and penalized for tampering because NOBODY ever gets busted for that even though the league knows it goes on all the time. ANNNND what happened? Detroit got penalized for it……..there’s a sacrificial lamb for you!

By: ramsfanjoe

ramsfanjoe — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:30:19 +0000

Did anyone really think the league would find any improper conduct? They would have to fire every coach on every team. We all know that’s not going to happen.

By: keepitsimplestoopid

keepitsimplestoopid — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:21:12 +0000

“We’re not quite sure what that means. But we are sure that the NFL realizes that it would be unfair to pluck one sacrificial lamb from the barn when they’ve all got dirt on their wool.”

Pretty much. As long as it’s not brazen, ownership is more interested in squeezing the NFLPA* and less interested in ensuring bad football in the fall.

Goddarn, I’m cynical.

By: amspeed13

amspeed13 — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:12:22 +0000

It was just last week this was reported? This offseason blows.

By: thefiesty1

thefiesty1 — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:11:49 +0000

Yea, RIGHT. They’re all cheating. So the best alternative is to say that they found no wrong doing.

By: nflconspiracytheoristdeluxe

nflconspiracytheoristdeluxe — Fri, 20 May 2011 03:08:58 +0000

Really?!?

By: 1liondriven

1liondriven — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:57:09 +0000

The league should have the replay officials from the Detroit vs Chicago game audit team compliance.

I’m sure they’ll find something.

By: upperdecker19

upperdecker19 — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:41:41 +0000

But they did locate Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and binLaden’s remains.

By: tinopuno

tinopuno — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:35:51 +0000

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told Clark Judge of CBSSports.com. “It’s not an investigation, per se.”

Having said that, Aiello returned his head to it’s normal resting place in the fissure just beneath his lower back.

By: reclinerqb

reclinerqb — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:14:38 +0000

If they would collectively bargain and reach an agreement to split $9 billion + in revenues (I think 9 yr olds could do it) then they wouldn’t have to worry about stupid stuff like this…this lockout is pitiful and embarrassing…Fo’ Real!

By: dirtytaco

dirtytaco — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:02:23 +0000

Ok……………