Friday morning one-liners

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S Jon Corto and other Bills players are getting to work next week.

Former Dolphins RB Jim Kiick’s daughter is a rising tennis star.

DE Eric Moore could be in line for a bigger role with the Patriots.

Jets QB Mark Sanchez is moonlighting with NASCAR during the lockout.

The Ravens will be in the market for a veteran backup quarterback when the lockout ends.

Bengals strength coach Chip Morton thinks increasing neck strength can guard against concussions.

Rookie WR Greg Little hasn’t taken part in Browns workouts yet.

Ron Cook of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette writes that Roger Goodell offered Steelers fans nothing but propaganda in a conference call.

S Shiloh Keo will be in the mix for a starting job with the Texans.

Jaguars QB Blaine Gabbert and other rookie signal callers are big lockout losers.

S Donnie Nickey wants to re-sign with the Titans.

Broncos QB Tim Tebow is looking forward to competing for the starting job.

Chiefs S Eric Berry talks about the physical toll of playing every defensive snap.

QB Jason Campbell got a playbook from the Raiders when the lockout was briefly lifted.

The Chargers coaching staff wants to find ways to make this unusual offseason work to their advantage.

Does WR Roy Williams have a chance to stick with the Cowboys this season?

Rookie G Danny Watkins is excited to get his Eagles career underway.

Giants players are confident their ad hoc workouts will pay dividends.

Some facts about prospective Redskins starting QB John Beck.

Add Bears S Chris Harris to the list of players who think the risk of injury in offseason workouts is too high.

Lions G Stephen Peterman said he’s totally recovered from the foot injury that hindered him most of last season.

A boxing promoter wants to put Vikings DE Ray Edwards in the ring with former MMA fighter Kimbo Slice.

LB Mike Peterson will be a free agent, but he’s taking part in the Falcons’ workouts.

Will QB Cam Newton start right away for the Panthers?

Buccaneers DE Da’Quan Bowers said it is “overwhelming” to be drafted by the same team that drafted the late Gaines Adams.

RB Beanie Wells is looking fit at the Cardinals workouts.

Will WR Danny Amendola become the Rams offense’s version of Wes Welker?

49ers QB Colin Kaepernick thinks his leg injury might have scared off some teams in the draft.

Is LB Chad Brown the best free agent signing in Seahawks history?

7 responses to “Friday morning one-liners

  1. Tim Tebow will be leaving us in the Rapture.

    Jason Campbell’s playbook from the Raiders said “Throw it long, baby!”

    Want more one-liners? I got a million of ’em.

  2. Second day in a row without a one-liner for the Packers.

    Does anyone know they Won the SUPER BOWL? I haven’t hardly heard a peep about them. Most of the time thats a good thing because it means they’re staying out of trouble. This is kind of upsetting though.

  3. koch23jk says:May 20, 2011 9:25 AM

    Second day in a row without a one-liner for the Packers

    you need a local newspaper for them to copy a thought from lol

  4. With the lack of news due to the lockout and this sites frequent use of TMZ as a source, why no news on the Death of the “Macho Man”, or full time coverage of Arnold the Barbarians Cromarti like baby producing prowess?

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