We made the headline intentionally vague so as not to spoil it for our friends in the Pacific time zone. And so if you’re in California (or Oregon or Washington or any other state that gets the West Coast feed) and haven’t seen Tuesday’s finale of Dancing with the Stars, here’s your last chance to click away before finding out whether Hines Ward has won the latest edition of the celebrity dance-off.
So click away now.
Hines Ward won Dancing with the Stars. I know this because my wife called my cell phone from the house phone (yes, we still have a house phone) to tell me about it. I’ve never watched the show, and I never will. But whenever a current or former NFL player appears on the show, we have no choice but to pay attention to the outcome.
And so we did. And now we can ignore it completely until the next time a current or former NFL player is on the show.