Tuesday morning one-liners

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The Bills had to scramble to find helmets for a 1978 game in Miami after some of theirs were stolen from the locker room.  [Editor’s note:  Thurman Thomas can relate, sort of.]

Dolphins T Jake Long was an efficient pass blocker last season.

Patriots QB Tom Brady dropped out of a cameo in an Adam Sandler film and will be replaced by Rex Ryan.

Cornerbacks Darrelle Revis and Kyle Wilson are expected at Jets workouts on Tuesday.

Ravens S Dawan Landry could be in line for a big free-agent payday.

University of Cincinnati head coach Butch Jones has been watching the Bengals players working out.

How many current Browns are the franchise’s best at their positions of the post-return era?

RB Isaac Redman could be in line for more work in the Steelers offense.

Texans LB DeMeco Ryans says he’ll be ready to go if and when there’s training camp.

Two questions about QB Peyton Manning are among the pressing issues facing the Colts.

The Jaguars will be shopping for a safety as soon as they can.

Said Titans WR Nate Washington, “Now — with a new coaching staff and possibly a rookie quarterback — you’re going to send us on the field to bump full-speed bodies against each other with a new team? We don’t even know each other.”

An all-underrated team made up of Chiefs players from the last five years.

Raiders QB Jason Campbell has been more assertive this offseason.

Tim Hasselbeck of ESPN thinks the Chargers should take a run at signing Plaxico Burress.

A look at how Cowboys QB Tony Romo fares in the fourth quarter of close games.

Giants G.M. Jerry Reese said that he isn’t concerned with injuries during player workouts.

An unlikely comparison of Eagles coach Andy Reid and Dirk Nowitzki.

Redskins WR Santana Moss is being sued for defaulting on a lease for a dry cleaning business.

Bears QB Jay Cutler’s knee injury has become a teachable moment.

The Packers have some repair work to do on the Lambeau Field surface after a Kenny Chesney concert.

According to Pat Kirwan of NFL.com, Falcons WR Roddy White has a spot in the first tier of NFL wideouts.

Panthers QB Cam Newton will make an appearance at WR Steve Smith’s football camp.

Adam Schefter of ESPN thinks the Saints are a favorite to make the Super Bowl.

Stability is the word for the Buccaneers depth chart at quarterback.

The Cardinals could be poised to make a splash in free agency.

Marshall Faulk thinks Rams RB Steven Jackson was ranked too low by his peers.

49ers coach Jim Harbaugh found time to praise QB Alex Smith during a visit to a baseball broadcast booth.