Former Florida and current Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has gotten a full-size statue in his honor in Gainesville. For those of you who’d like to honor him in your own homes, you can now do so.
For only $12,000.
According to Rivals.com, sculptor Franco Castelluccio has developed a Tebow statute that measures 16 inches in height by 24 in width, featuring Tebow and a defender who is trying in vain to bring the big fella down.
If you’re interested, you’d better move quickly, because apparently there’s only one of these things available. And if you’d like to pay less than $12,000, you can get it before the bronzing is applied.
We’re certain that someone is going to buy it, bronzing and all. We’re nearly as certain that whoever does will tuck it away in a closet it and name it Jobu.