Comments on: T.O. pitches a sitcom based on his life

By: dirtdawg55

dirtdawg55 — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 08:23:40 +0000

Earlier this morning I pinched a loaf, based on T.O.’s life. A turd was born, then it was flushed away.

By: dirtdawg55

dirtdawg55 — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 08:22:10 +0000

Can’t wait for the episode where Octomom makes a guest appearance.

Yes, said with sarcasm, just in case you were wondering.

By: brainsmasher

brainsmasher — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 03:53:08 +0000

First let me say that I am totally against this idea for a tv show. It is morally reprehensible and without any redeeming social value–sort of like anything Tyler Perry is involved with.

However, judging from all of the reality crap that passes for must see tv I could see this show being a hit.

By: balzosteel

balzosteel — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:28:30 +0000

Life Story Of Terrell Owens:

A-hole is born
A-hole grows up
A-hole plays football
A-hole gets drafted by the 49ers
A-hole does situps in driveway
A-hole retires without a ring
A-hole dies

The end.

By: commandercornpone

commandercornpone — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:03:19 +0000

been watching this self-absorbed sponge for glory all these years…

his show will be titled “out of the closet”.

seriously.

By: mdnittlion

mdnittlion — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 23:58:46 +0000

I can already see the catch phase for the show “I love me some me”.

The truth is this is America Charlie Sheen played the White version of the same character for years except one played piano and the other football. I know I know Charlie Sheen isn’t actually white.

If the show were about a dead beat former athlete trying to make it up to his kids I’d probably watch it, especially if Tyler Perry didn’t get involved than half the show would have a weird religious theme that would seems out of place.

By: granadafan

granadafan — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:23:11 +0000

Why are people celebrating this terrible lifestyle of baby mommas? Society is going down the drain.

By: nomoreseasontix

nomoreseasontix — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:20:22 +0000

Here’s hoping to never hear another word about this idiot…

By: schemefactory

schemefactory — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:19:33 +0000

i think there’s an ‘h’ missing in the term ‘sitcom’for that.

By: nomoreseasontix

nomoreseasontix — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:16:11 +0000

Oh please go away. Please??

By: tombrookshire

tombrookshire — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:13:34 +0000

Sort of like Seinfeld of pro football, although they should get someone funny to play T.O. like Jamie Fox, or Tony Rock. Def not T.O.

By: 808raiderinparadise

808raiderinparadise — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:24:57 +0000

@cincinnasti

close… I edited it for you “Four Kids, 3 Baby Momma’s and 1/2 a man”

By: tk1966

tk1966 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:20:36 +0000

over

exposed

’nuff said

By: contraryguy

contraryguy — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:19:19 +0000

How would it make TO look…. well Webster made Alex Karras look like a softie so anything’s possible.

Didn’t catch the plot details earlier, darn smartphone. So Nicki Minaj and Metta would have to be the landlord couple, like the Ropers. And the chick from Precious would have to be a baby mama, for max comic effect. If Martin could run for 5 years, then this could go at least a season with the right cast … wouldn’t be the worst thing on the tube. Maybe.

By: poopbread

poopbread — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:19:15 +0000

4 kids and 3 women? Thats low for an nfl player. If he had 3 kids by 4 women id be more impressed

By: cincinnasti

cincinnasti — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:03:20 +0000

“Four kids, Three women, and a Man”

By: geefan1

geefan1 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:47:34 +0000

I think TNT is running one based on Braylon Edwards. I’ve seen ads for a show about a therapist who is trying to help a diva wide receiver who can’t hold onto the ball.

By: thegonz13

thegonz13 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:41:19 +0000

On the upside, thank God I live in Canada… it keeps me safe from crummy shows on U.S. cable TV, like this monstrosity!

By: thegonz13

thegonz13 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:27:04 +0000

Do we really need this? Honestly?

Seinfeld was “a show about nothing”. This would be a show about less than nothing loosely based on the life of a nobody.

Then again, if Two and a Half Men made Charlie Sheen borderline lovable, then how would Owens end up looking?

By: Deb

Deb — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:14:18 +0000

rcali says:

If people are watching a bunch of “housewives” with bad attitudes and bad cosmetic facial changes, they’ll watch this.
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But that’s not a sitcom. It’s “reality.” Jerry Springer meets Gucci.

By: contraryguy

contraryguy — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:02:47 +0000

This sitcom, like most of em, needs a mouthy wife with a big can and a crazy neighbor. I’d cast Nicki Minaj for the wife and Ron Artest as ‘Metta’ the Guy next door.

First episode plot: TO loses his playbook and adlibs the opener. Ochocinco guest stars.

By: laeaglefan

laeaglefan — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:59:35 +0000

Why would T.O. think that anyone is even remotely interested in watching a reality TV show about his life? Isn’t it bad enough that we had to watch him do situps in his driveway?

By: rcali

rcali — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:51:09 +0000

If people are watching a bunch of “housewives” with bad attitudes and bad cosmetic facial changes, they’ll watch this.

By: Deb

Deb — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:46:00 +0000

Roseanne and Seinfeld didn’t have the acting chops but they had comedic genius and the good sense to surround themselves with brilliant actors and let them shine. T.O.’s idea of funny is fathering four children by three women. And can you imagine him letting anyone else steal the spotlight? Ugh.

By: facebook.com/joesimmonscomic AKA Slow Joe (Bucs fan)

facebook.com/joesimmonscomic AKA Slow Joe (Bucs fan) — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:38:57 +0000

Maybe the first episode could be about all his Super Bowl rings.

By: illwillthemick

illwillthemick — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:24:35 +0000

T.O. needs to disappeer and remain that way. or kill himself with a green and silver gun while eagles fan chant e..a..g…l…e…s…eagles!!! then BOOM!!!! Does this guy even have any fans?? lmao

By: blitzinc43

blitzinc43 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:09:47 +0000

seinfeld is a god.

By: Tim

Tim — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:02:00 +0000

I’d be wayyyy more interested in a show about Antonio Cromartie and his baby mommas than TO imho

By: petedutcher

petedutcher — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:39:46 +0000

Make him Charlies replacement on 2 1/2 men. They would be trading one primodonna for another!

By: jmphinsfan

jmphinsfan — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:34:05 +0000

as long as Tyler Perry plays T.O. I will watch it.