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Kluwe crafts a lockout parody with lots of salty language

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Vikings punter Chris Kluwe has provided some periodic entertainment over the past year, typically with a stick-figure whiteboard message regarding subjects like player safety and the lockout.

Kluwe has taken it to a new level, piecing together the latest twist on a scene from the film Downfall, in which Hitler rants about something unrelated to the looming fall of the Third Reich.

Kluwe has posted the link on his Twitter page.

The subtitles supplied by Kluwe contain enough strong language to make James Harrison blush, and Kluwe ends the thing with a request that he not be fined.

If Kluwe is fined, it won’t be for not being funny.

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28 Responses to “Kluwe crafts a lockout parody with lots of salty language”
  1. jw731 says: Jul 15, 2011 11:24 AM

    Punters should be seen and not heard………

  2. bearskoolaid1985 says: Jul 15, 2011 11:30 AM

    This was laugh out loud funny. I did know Kessler spoke German but when did he grow the mustache. I am guessing that it was when he was kicked out of the talks.

  3. thephantomstranger says: Jul 15, 2011 11:43 AM

    That was very funny, but man, the language! Kluwe is a genius; he should be able to figure out how to be funny without working blue.

  4. tonyinmd says: Jul 15, 2011 11:44 AM

    That…was…hilarious.

  5. techstar25 says: Jul 15, 2011 11:46 AM

    When it mentioned James Harrison I just laughed so hard that I started crying. That video is absolutely brilliant. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

  6. phantomthebusybody says: Jul 15, 2011 11:48 AM

    thephantomstranger says:
    Jul 15, 2011 11:43 AM
    That was very funny, but man, the language! Kluwe is a genius; he should be able to figure out how to be funny without working blue.

    +++++++++++

    You’re offended by the language? The language is what makes it funny. Maybe you should move over to proWNBAtalk.com…

  7. mpon15 says: Jul 15, 2011 11:56 AM

    Just as an FYI for this…this clip with subtitles is somewhat of a youtube cult – there are tons of the same clip with subtitles out there and I remember watching some of these last year.

    This, by far, is one of the funniest ones!

  8. halasfan says: Jul 15, 2011 11:59 AM

    That was too funny. Can’t wait until i get off work so i can post a link on my facebook…

  9. gallaghedj311 says: Jul 15, 2011 12:00 PM

    phantomthebusybody says:
    Jul 15, 2011 11:48 AM

    You’re offended by the language? The language is what makes it funny. Maybe you should move over to proWNBAtalk.com…

    ++++++++++++

    ProWNBAtalk.com – BRILLIANT!!

  10. weneedlinemen42 says: Jul 15, 2011 12:16 PM

    The Downfall meme is well past it’s sell by date. There are so many and so many that miss funny by miles. Nor was I particularly hopeful because of the language. Anything that has to resort to a lot of swearing probably isn’t that witty.

    However, that video is pure comedy gold for any NFL fan. Chris Kluwe has hit it right out of the park.

    It would be great if when the Pro-Bowl voting starts everyone voted for him and him only. For me, he is already this season’s MVP.

  11. selgaeinla says: Jul 15, 2011 12:20 PM

    The best one of these was done after the Cowgirls lost the game when Romo fumbled the FG snap.

  12. hobartbaker says: Jul 15, 2011 12:30 PM

    The only thing I would add is ……”JAG BLACHSTEG AGADAMMNT MISTKZ BLATZ!”.

  13. thephantomstranger says: Jul 15, 2011 12:43 PM

    phantomthebusybody says:
    Jul 15, 2011 11:48 AM
    thephantomstranger says:
    Jul 15, 2011 11:43 AM
    That was very funny, but man, the language! Kluwe is a genius; he should be able to figure out how to be funny without working blue.

    +++++++++++

    You’re offended by the language? The language is what makes it funny. Maybe you should move over to proWNBAtalk.com…
    ______________

    I didn’t say I was offended, I just said there was a lot of it. By the way, did you see Maya Moore was voted as a starter to the WNBA All-Star Game?

    Why don’t you mind your own business?

  14. jnbnet says: Jul 15, 2011 12:51 PM

    This clip has been used before….made the rounds a few years ago. Hitler took a fit because he had a new T O Cowboys jersey and they were tanking……

  15. phantomthebusybody says: Jul 15, 2011 12:54 PM

    thephantomstranger says:
    Jul 15, 2011 12:43 PM

    I didn’t say I was offended, I just said there was a lot of it. By the way, did you see Maya Moore was voted as a starter to the WNBA All-Star Game?
    ________

    Oh, you’re already on proWNBAtalk.com. By the way, how are your Lynx doing? Don’t they almost always have the #1 overall pick in the draft? They should be dominating by now, right? Oh I see, 3rd in their division. Well, that’s actually pretty good by Minnesota standards.

  16. canadianvikingfaniii says: Jul 15, 2011 1:18 PM

    That was truly a good laugh. It is nice to know that someone on the Vikings has a good sense of humour.

  17. sfnightwriter says: Jul 15, 2011 1:28 PM

    “It must be one of those bullfish ProFootballTalk attention-grabbing stories!” Brilliant. Kluwe and Breaston need to form a rap duo.

    …are these guys really arguing about women’s basketball and harsh language?

  18. debthebusybody says: Jul 15, 2011 1:38 PM

    This “parody” has been done over and over and over(for a couple of YEARS)!

    Give the punter an F for origninality.

    Give the punter an F for humor.

    Maybe he doesn’t know any better.

    This pud is a perfect fit for this organization.

  19. deeppurple23 says: Jul 15, 2011 1:58 PM

    Sorry Mike, this was funny.

  20. nortonfest says: Jul 15, 2011 2:50 PM

    If you didn’t think this was funny, you aren’t paying attention. Very timely with the James Harrison quote.

    Deeppurple23, I believe Mike did say it was funny. That West Virginia double negative thing.

  21. seals1 says: Jul 15, 2011 4:26 PM

    From the mind of Kluwe, I gotta say I laughed a lot and had to watch a couple times and will probably go back for more.

    This is the drama and past time that football offers even when you have no football. We like ticks on our host of the NFL,,,,,,,,will be back whenever they come back. I wish we had the nerve to pull the plug from the back of the TV or drop the pacakages, and the FFL leagues,,,,,,but

  22. paulharghis says: Jul 15, 2011 6:31 PM

    debthebusybody says:
    Jul 15, 2011 1:38 PM
    This “parody” has been done over and over and over(for a couple of YEARS)!

    Give the punter an F for origninality.

    Give the punter an F for humor.

    Maybe he doesn’t know any better.

    This pud is a perfect fit for this organization.

    =================================
    1st off. Anyone that has to stoop to a screen name that “tries to degrade”(busybody? really?)
    another poster is an idiot.

    Whats the matter little boy? Did the big bad girl whip you verbally one to many times?

    I give you an F, for right the hell off.

    Grow up. You wouldn’t know funny if it slapped you in the face.

  23. oldhamletman says: Jul 15, 2011 8:10 PM

    its crazy funny, like $20k fine funny….

    oh, and the downfall parodies never get old…

  24. therealjcannon says: Jul 15, 2011 11:28 PM

    LMAO. I love the part about the cheap jerseys that fall apart in the wash.

  25. mrvikings says: Jul 16, 2011 7:15 PM

    yes its been done before but every time its done on a different topic so it makes it relivant

    i think it was f-ing funny as hell and so true

    i think that kluwe is one of the best punters in the league but as a die hard vikings fan i am consered by his twitter name @ChrisWarcraft only a punter/kicker be such a nerd

  26. heavythumb says: Jul 17, 2011 11:36 AM

    that was hilarious!!!

    thanks for posting….

  27. debthebusybody says: Jul 17, 2011 8:38 PM

    @paulhargis

    Thank you..you prove my point EXACTLY!

    Skoal

  28. sevensixtwonato says: Jul 18, 2011 2:53 PM

    i think that kluwe is one of the best punters in the league but as a die hard vikings fan i am consered by his twitter name @ChrisWarcraft only a punter/kicker be such a nerd

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    Its a nickname givin to him by the 93x moning show. I have actually seen a number of his jerseys around the cities that have “Warcraft” as the name rather than Kluwe and I always have to chuckle a little…

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