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Overweight Deuce Lutui flunks Bengals physical, returns to Cardinals

On Friday the Bengals signed free agent guard Deuce Lutui, formerly of the Cardinals. But free agent signings don’t become official until players pass a physical, and in the case of Lutui, that didn’t happen.

Lutui failed his physical with the Bengals, and Adam Schefter reports that it’s because Lutui showed up overweight.

There’s no word on just how overweight Lutui was when he showed up for the physical. He’s officially listed at 338 pounds, but his weight has always been a problem: He once reported to the Cardinals at 396 pounds.

Considering that the Bengals drafted Andre Smith No. 6 overall shortly after he worked out looking like this, it’s hard to imagine just how overweight you have to be to fail a physical with the Bengals. Unless Lutui ate the doctor, I’m not sure what he did to fail the physical.

In any event, the Cardinals can live with Lutui’s morbid obesity. Shortly after Lutui failed to get cleared in Cincinnati, Arizona re-signed him. Lutui started all 48 games for the Cardinals over the last three seasons, and he’ll likely start again for them this year, no matter how much he weighs.

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44 Responses to “Overweight Deuce Lutui flunks Bengals physical, returns to Cardinals”
  1. eagleseagleseagles says: Jul 31, 2011 6:31 PM

    what a fat-ass.

  2. firerosenthalthebastard says: Jul 31, 2011 6:33 PM

    The same Bengal’s physical that passed Andre Smith?


  3. pnut87 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:33 PM

    Haha… Bengals dropped a Deuce.

  4. thetooloftools says: Jul 31, 2011 6:35 PM

    It’s the Bengals.
    Any player who is can walk through the door should get a contract, and the phone number of a bail bondsman.

  5. oldbyrd says: Jul 31, 2011 6:35 PM

    he’s falling away to nothing. Four Hundred pounds?

  6. kane337 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:35 PM

    All offensive lineman are fat.

  7. everydayimfumbilin says: Jul 31, 2011 6:35 PM

    lol we should have a deuce conditoning test watch

  8. thetooloftools says: Jul 31, 2011 6:36 PM

    he’s not fat… he’s fluffy.

  9. seneca1ss says: Jul 31, 2011 6:37 PM

    The Bengals gave Deuce the deuces but if Deuce uses losts of laxatives, he’ll be dropping non-stop deuces and will lose weight

  10. phillyphever says: Jul 31, 2011 6:41 PM

    There should be a law forbidding the use of that Andre Smith picture anywhere.

  11. bonniebengal says: Jul 31, 2011 6:41 PM

    Just kill me now. Mike Brown: Punching fans in the face since 1981. Hit me again Mike.

  12. bonniebengal says: Jul 31, 2011 6:41 PM

    Could we get him to eat Mike Brown?

  13. whodeytn says: Jul 31, 2011 6:41 PM

    You can’t make this stuff up. The Bengals are having the worst off season ever.

    Mike Brown is sitting on close to $50 million and he isn’t spending a dime.

    This is the worst…. Until next year.

  14. mcbleezy5150 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:42 PM

    looks like he’s about to eat the camera in the pic….sheesh

  15. rabidmike says: Jul 31, 2011 6:43 PM

    Double “4 bills” Deuce Lutui and Floyd “Pork Chop” Womack! This is why the Cardinals will always be my team.

  16. blchaney69 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:44 PM


  17. fillyfan9988 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:46 PM

    Too bad Las Vegas doesn’t have an NFL franchise.We could pay Deuce Lutui with Bellagio Buffets.

  18. realitypolice says: Jul 31, 2011 6:48 PM

    The guy has obviously shown that he can play effectively at that weight.

    Were the Bengals somehow unaware that he had a tendency to show up overweight?

    Actually, it’s entirely possible they didn’t know, as their “scouting department” apparently consists of Mike Brown reading fantasy football player rankings on the toilet.

  19. arzcardinals says: Jul 31, 2011 6:48 PM

    He prob added 20 lbs after finding out his agent agreed to Cinci

  20. emmac13 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:54 PM

    They needed a cargo jet to fly his arse back and forth.

  21. kenny1960 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:55 PM

    What is with these players from Hawaii showing up to training camp overweight ? Vince Manuwai showed up at Jaguars camp overweight and out of shape and got cut. What do these guys eat during the offseason ? A lot of spam I guess

  22. pacificnw7722 says: Jul 31, 2011 6:56 PM

    Deuce JiggleLow

  23. ohiogator says: Jul 31, 2011 7:12 PM

    I heard that he had a severe case of Elephantitis. I’m just sayin….

  24. tsutton84 says: Jul 31, 2011 7:21 PM

    As a Steeler fan, I obviously root against any good news for the Bengals, Browns and (especially) the Ravens.

    But, seriously, I feel bad for loyal Bengals fans. Losing Palmer and Joseph, now this… it just keeps going on and on.

    Everyone is Cincinnati knows the real problem. An owner who won’t hire a G.M., won’t pay for an indoor practice facility, won’t assemble and pay for a real scouting staff, and who won’t spend the $120 million that every other team is trying to stay under.

    When the Bengals lose the Steelers benefit, but I really do feel bad for the loyal fans… I seriously hope, somehow, you guys can lose your owner.

  25. 3octaveFart says: Jul 31, 2011 7:24 PM

    the Bungles did him a favor when they sent him packing…

  26. edmazeing1 says: Jul 31, 2011 7:26 PM

    should have Put him on biggest loser then sign him!!!

  27. monster1321 says: Jul 31, 2011 7:27 PM

    The funny thing is, Deuce will lose all of that weight in a few weeks and will be back to his playing weight around 340. It just shows a lack of off-season dedication when you show up to a physical 60-70 pounds overweight and that is why the Cards have had issues with him. John Lott will get his mind(and body) right and he’ll be solid this year but we’ll be back to the same old story next off-season

  28. theroc5156 says: Jul 31, 2011 7:37 PM

    “Haha… Bengals dropped a Deuce.”


  29. rambo08 says: Jul 31, 2011 7:40 PM

    Lutui isn’t fat. He’s festively plump.

  30. gdeli says: Jul 31, 2011 7:44 PM

    He did that on purpose! ha much planning and cheesecakes. ha

  31. barconiuskc says: Jul 31, 2011 7:54 PM

    Looks like the Hawiian dude from the movie” Shallow Hal”.

  32. nomoreseasontix says: Jul 31, 2011 8:13 PM


  33. leftysmoke says: Jul 31, 2011 8:56 PM

    The new Haynesworth, minus the law suits and beating the crap out of citizens part. GJ Duecer!

  34. hmfic1 says: Jul 31, 2011 9:01 PM

    they sign a guy that can’t pass a physical, they loose one of the top 3 corners in free agency, They resign a RB that beat the hell out of his “roommate”/boyfriend, they are 45 million under the cap and they are making Hamilton county spend $300,000 to put in a new video replay board for the stadium.

  35. quizguy66 says: Jul 31, 2011 9:04 PM

    Read on rotoworld that he weighed 381 pounds at his physical.


  36. rajbais says: Jul 31, 2011 9:06 PM

    Why hasn’t Andre Smith “flunk a test?”

    Smith and Lutui would flunk their physicals just by taking their shirts off!!!

  37. claydefayette says: Jul 31, 2011 9:28 PM

    The only way Mike Brown spends the 90% cap requirement is if he’s financially punished otherwise. If it means losing draft picks or something similar, he won’t care.

  38. redeemerac says: Jul 31, 2011 9:34 PM

    He’s not fat….he’s big boned.

  39. nomoreseasontix says: Jul 31, 2011 10:00 PM

    Lee-boy… Shallow Hal…

  40. Deb says: Jul 31, 2011 10:11 PM

    I feel bad for Bengals fans as well. Still hoping Carson will just show up as the season opens to force Mike to pay what he owes him.

    But in fairness to Andre Smith, if the other guys his size had worked out shirtless, they’d have looked just like that. All the linemen competing at the Combine next year need to make a memo to themselves: Wear shirt. 😉

  41. syncro9z says: Jul 31, 2011 10:20 PM

    You guys are cold. Can’t you see this was his plan. Deuce has a twisted sense of humor. He just wanted to see who would pick him up then drop him after seeing him immediately compete in a white castle hamburger contest. Then back to az which after a few weeks with our strength and conditioning coach will be back to normal…. Hahahaha

  42. realitypolice says: Jul 31, 2011 10:51 PM

    syncro9z says:
    Jul 31, 2011 10:20 PM
    You guys are cold. Can’t you see this was his plan. Deuce has a twisted sense of humor. He just wanted to see who would pick him up then drop him after seeing him immediately compete in a white castle hamburger contest. Then back to az which after a few weeks with our strength and conditioning coach will be back to normal…. Hahahaha

    Oh, of course. (me slapping my forehead) That is completely plausible. How could we all be so stupid?!?

    He went through the process of negotiating and signing a contract, then gained a whole lot of weight really fast, flew to Cincy to take fail a physical, flew back to Arizona, negotiated and signed a contract (probably for less money), and now will go on a crash diet and exercise program all for a laugh.

    Yes, now that you explain it, I am sure that is exactly what happened.

  43. dsio602 says: Aug 1, 2011 12:33 AM

    He’s a dirty player i hate watching him

  44. ktravp says: Aug 1, 2011 1:01 AM

    Dear PFT,

    As a lifelong Bengals fan I am abundantly aware of the woes of my team and their past seasons riddled with heartaches and lack of achievement. Thanks for another sarcastic laced reminder.

    It may come as a surprise to you, but even the most casual of NFL fans are also aware of my team’s shortcomings. Therefore, I humbly submit to you the following idea: your repetitious belittlement of the Bengals and your regurgitation of embarrassing moments (see Andre Smith photo used for 2nd time in as many months) is a poor substitute for real sports journalism and is essentially laziness on your part to do a decent job reporting on an otherwise exciting and interesting sport.

    If a sports writer’s words constituted a physique , you would be less fit than Andre Smith was at his worst blubbery moment.

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