What type of illegal substances are you taking?

The Crypt Keeper will file a lawsuit so don’t worry…

No players from teams like the Steelers, Patriots, Giants, Bears and Jets will ever be tested. While every player from teams like the Vikings, Texans, Bengals, Lions and Browns will get tested daily.

Hey Brownsfn: the lockout is over, the new CBA is signed, so you can stop shilling for the owners and go back to your paper route.

So I guess you guys never heard of IGF-1 huh?? I can go down the “list” but I won’t. I won’t go there…fans may not be able to handle it and the players wounldn’t like it. Since you never heard about it on ESPN or CNN it doesn’t existed and players arent using it….right?
Like I said in other posts, this HGH testing is just a PR move fooling the 95% naive. Who cares about the 5% who aren’t! LOL!

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Have you ever been ordered by your employer to take a drug test? If you have not, let me run the scenario by you:

You usually go to a third party testing place, although sometimes a third party company will come to you.

You arrive at the facility, empty the contents of your pockets/purse into a metal tray, are given a cup and shown to the bathroom. Keep in mind that the third party has no idea why you are taking a drug test. Most of the time they assume you are criminal, and treat you as such.

Depending on the level of security, you are either allowed to pee in a cup with the door shut, or you have to pee with the door open while a stranger watches you. Either way, you are ordered NOT to flush the toilet when you are done. Then you go back to your belongings and leave a cup of pee on a table with your name marked on it while you grab your belongings from another stranger.

The athletes more then likely have to do this at their own facility in front of a total stranger on a moments notice. It is demeaning in the worst kind of way, so yeah, I could understand why some folks would have a privacy issue- even if it does not bother you.

As of right now and for the near future, there isn’t much else out there besides AAS, oral methyl designers and HGH. But you’re probably right…with enough demand and money, someone will come up with something.

Let’s just say that if the NFL is going to seriously crack down on its usage, there are going to be a lot of smaller, slower players very soon.