There really isn’t much we can add to the picture to the right, taken for Mark Sanchez’s GQ article. The picture says it all.
We can only hope that Sanchez’s teammates take note, and have a little fun with the would-be matinee idol.
Also presented without comment: Sanchez’s DVR is filled with episodes of Glee and Justin Bieber’s documentary.
It really doesn’t get any better for Sanchez in the subsequent pictures, but at least a goat wasn’t involved.
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now i’m perplexed. who do i j/o to first sanchez or brady?
At least he’s won more than a few playoff games, not a big fan but he gets results during post-season.
There is no comment I could make that can express how funny this is. LMAO.
Personally, I think adding a goat to this story could only help Sanchize.
Wonder if he will wear that to troll for prom dates…
Dude…..WTF is that dude wearing? SMDH
Sanchez looks like he just returned from cruising Fire Island!
Looks like Marc Anthony.
“would-be matinee idol”
I think not. He always looks like he needs a shower. Reminds me of “pigpen” from Peanuts.
Only the Jets.
Terry Bradshaw is turning over in his grave……..oh wait, not dead? Still turning though…..
Dear Postal Service – Wrong decade. Please return to 1980s. Thank you.
Looks like Mario Lopez! Maybe he is looking for Schreech!
Coming from a writer who is an avowed Pats homer, references to Mark Sanchez can be ignored.
Is he buddies with “Erin” Rogers?
Empty stadium (what he’ll cause) and a winter coat in summer (clueless)-nuff said
white pants bro? COME ON MANNNNNN
Trying to follow in Namath’s footsteps eh? On and off the field. Namath was a flamboyant jackass who thought far too highly of himself off the field. And was HORRIBLE on the field, riding the coattails of everyone else on his team and uplifting his own value b/c the common fan is a moron. Sounds just like what Sanchez has been his 2 yrs in the league. The sad thing, Namath was at least above average vs. his peers for most of his career (which is sad in its own right), while Sanchez has been welllllll below average. And please, save your time and don’t mention his record (ie the Jets record) and their success thus far, it’s the ultimate team sport and giving the QB the credit (especially when he is absolutely terrible) is just a joke.
Ouch! There are worse pictures of him out there though, and it’s still not as bad as the one Santonio leaked…
Mark Sanchez will win Dancing with the Stars before he wins a Super Bowl.
What a tool! he should probably spend less time in magazines and high school girls and work on his pathetic arm
Dirty went to the stylists, they removed every shred of dignity and credibility, and all he has to show for it is that cheap wifebeater.
I still don’t understand how Sanchez is getting all this publicity. He is no good. He doesn’t put up good numbers. He’s never won a super bowl. And I don’t think he even has a lot of fans. He wasn’t even the first QB chosen in the draft that year, which means most teams drafting a QB probably would’ve rather had someone else. And yet he’s on the cover of GQ, why – because he’s on a good team? Interesting logic.
Look at ol’ Rico Banderas thinkin’ he’s cool. What a jag.
Dude looks a little “light”, ya know what I’m sayin’ ?
I don’t know what’s worse……a man wearing that tank top….or a man wearing TIGHT white “skinny” jeans.
I’m sure this will make the Patriots Locker Room, REAL FAST
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
He must watch Glee and Justin Bieber movies so he’ll have something to talk about when he “hooks up” with those high school girls.
He’s channeling his inner Freddie Mercury
Who cares about the pics? What about the story he told about wanting to punch RR out?
Next he’ll be doing an ad for pantyhose.
“Also presented without comment: Sanchez’s DVR is filled with episodes of Glee and Justin Bieber’s documentary.”
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Given his well documented choices in female company (most still deciding where to go to college after graduation) why would anyone find this surprising?
Dont they make enough cash…where they dont have to do this?
File under : Attracts 17 year olds. Girls or boys.
Can’t file it under: NFL Quarterback.
The Jets would be a far better team had they picked Josh Freeman over Sanchez. FAR BETTER, and they are pretty good now.
I CHALLENGE Rex Ryan …
To get a similar outfit … and pose right alongside of Mark.
Other that Ditka with Ricky Williams in a wedding dress, this is the worst picture of a pro football player that I can ever remember seeing.
**** Dennis Rodman gives it 4 stars, however.
Namath thinks he has a really purty mouth.
Hey Crockett, where is Tubbs?
I give you…. Derelique!!!
Apparently hunger wasn’t the only reason Mark Sanchez had that hotdog in his hands on the sidelines.
Gone Queer Magazine.
just in case anybody was curious i j/o to brady first. its hard to forget your first love.
This is too easy. I agree with the poster above, looks like he got back from a weekend on Fire Island.
Doesn’t guy have an agent or someone to give him advice?
Rex says Sanchez has great feet.
Almost as fem as Tom Brady.
It’s a Jets tradition. Don’t forget Broadway Joe in his fur coat or nylons.
On behalf of oldassgoats everywhere, I take umbrage at the goat reference. Mark Sanchez has never, I repeat, never, involved with a member of our species , as far as we know. But, then again, a goat that would do Sanchez sure wouldn’t be talking about it, would they? It’s so embarrassing. Mark Sanchez. What were they THINKING!
He is trying to be Brady.
Dating a 17 year old… and posing for GQ not quite the same.
Anybody remember that one-hit wonder singer that did the song “Rico, Suave” or something like that
Hey Freddie, when are you and Queen getting the band back together?
Yeah, he’s a “matinee idol” in the grand tradition of Rock Hudson and Tom Cruise.
@ace – Gerardo. Schoolmate of mine played drums for his tour way back when.
RE this article:
Just what use of G O A T are they talking about here?!?11!!! [shudders]
ok sanches you opened the door this far go ahead and fling it the rest of the way open and get all the way out of the closet
The nerve of him! Before he starts cloning Brady doesn’t he have to come up with a supermodel wife and three Lombardis first?
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
For christsakes, would you cover yourself.
Next thing you know you’ll be wearing a bra on your head.
I guess he has to have Justin Bieber and Glee episodes on DVD based on the age bracket of HS girls he dates.
I would say he is pathetic and will be on the bench by next year.
Oh Mark, you are just too cool for school.
You won’t see Josh Freeman doing all this horseradish
What a dumb*ss.
At least when he wears stockings under his uniform in the cold weather nobody will think anything is out of place.
Um.. Mark, how come you like din’ent call me. You know I um, like I coulda skipped my algerbra class, and um like well forget it.
reminds me of Tony Montana’s buddy from Scarface, anybody remember his name ?
Meanwhile, Peyton Manning is breaking down film on opposing defenses.
Maybe he should worry about his 3rd worst in the league completion percentage (behind Clausen and Anderson) instead of photo shoots, clothing, & jail bait.
mataug says: Aug 15, 2011 3:19 PM
reminds me of Tony Montana’s buddy from Scarface, anybody remember his name ?
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Manny. great call.
He’s got plenty of time on his hands for GQ now that he broke it off with J-Lo…
He tried to carry the goat, but as usual, couldn’t handle it and the Defense had to take over the goat fondling duties.
Man, I thought Brady looked like an a-hole because of his haircut…this takes looking like an a-hole to a whole new level. He obviously has no shame….or taste in clothes.
There was a ridiculous amount of photoshop done on his abs/chest in picture 3.
Oh dear … always thought Mark was a cutie. But no, that look doesn’t work for me. No no no. No.
Just google Tom Brady waterslide. Wee!
And who says the NFL isn’t ready for an openly gay player?
(QB) Johnny Knoxville.
Dude looks like a lady.
My gay son just became a whole lot more interested in football. Don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
Man what’s wrong with Sanchez banging 17 year old blondes? He’s barely 24! Quit hating on him just because by the time most of you hit 24 you were balding, obese, and unemployed!!
You think Mark Sanchex cares what you think about him?! He’s on the cover of GQ magazine…what accomplishments have you made in life? I suppose slandering somene who has it a LOT better than you, makes you feel better.
Envy is one of the deadly 7
I never thought I’d be Glad that Chad Henne was only a Dork.