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Mark Sanchez is going to take grief for this

There really isn’t much we can add to the picture to the right, taken for Mark Sanchez’s GQ article.  The picture says it all.

We can only hope that Sanchez’s teammates take note, and have a little fun with the would-be matinee idol.

Also presented without comment: Sanchez’s DVR is filled with episodes of Glee and Justin Bieber’s documentary.

It really doesn’t get any better for Sanchez in the subsequent pictures, but at least a goat wasn’t involved.

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79 Responses to “Mark Sanchez is going to take grief for this”
  1. iflounder says: Aug 15, 2011 1:12 PM

    now i’m perplexed. who do i j/o to first sanchez or brady?

  2. jasonbournepe says: Aug 15, 2011 1:13 PM

    At least he’s won more than a few playoff games, not a big fan but he gets results during post-season.

  3. finsuppatsdown says: Aug 15, 2011 1:14 PM

    There is no comment I could make that can express how funny this is. LMAO.

  4. pfii63 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:14 PM

    Personally, I think adding a goat to this story could only help Sanchize.

  5. pftequalsgreatjournalism says: Aug 15, 2011 1:14 PM

    Wonder if he will wear that to troll for prom dates…

  6. thegame1479 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:15 PM

    Dude…..WTF is that dude wearing? SMDH

  7. pmars64 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:16 PM

    Sanchez looks like he just returned from cruising Fire Island!

  8. realitypolice says: Aug 15, 2011 1:21 PM

    Looks like Marc Anthony.

  9. buzmeg says: Aug 15, 2011 1:23 PM

    “would-be matinee idol”

    I think not. He always looks like he needs a shower. Reminds me of “pigpen” from Peanuts.

  10. phins2000 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:24 PM

    Only the Jets.

  11. mrbigass says: Aug 15, 2011 1:25 PM

    Terry Bradshaw is turning over in his grave……..oh wait, not dead? Still turning though…..

  12. hobartbaker says: Aug 15, 2011 1:26 PM

    Dear Postal Service – Wrong decade. Please return to 1980s. Thank you.

  13. stairwayto7 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:28 PM

    Looks like Mario Lopez! Maybe he is looking for Schreech!

  14. depotnator says: Aug 15, 2011 1:29 PM

    Coming from a writer who is an avowed Pats homer, references to Mark Sanchez can be ignored.

  15. joetoronto says: Aug 15, 2011 1:30 PM

    Is he buddies with “Erin” Rogers?

  16. ravenspit says: Aug 15, 2011 1:30 PM

    Empty stadium (what he’ll cause) and a winter coat in summer (clueless)-nuff said

  17. jetlionlove says: Aug 15, 2011 1:31 PM

    white pants bro? COME ON MANNNNNN

  18. sieg1234 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:31 PM

    Trying to follow in Namath’s footsteps eh? On and off the field. Namath was a flamboyant jackass who thought far too highly of himself off the field. And was HORRIBLE on the field, riding the coattails of everyone else on his team and uplifting his own value b/c the common fan is a moron. Sounds just like what Sanchez has been his 2 yrs in the league. The sad thing, Namath was at least above average vs. his peers for most of his career (which is sad in its own right), while Sanchez has been welllllll below average. And please, save your time and don’t mention his record (ie the Jets record) and their success thus far, it’s the ultimate team sport and giving the QB the credit (especially when he is absolutely terrible) is just a joke.

  19. nyjalleffingday says: Aug 15, 2011 1:33 PM

    Ouch! There are worse pictures of him out there though, and it’s still not as bad as the one Santonio leaked…

  20. lanytimes00 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:33 PM

    Mark Sanchez will win Dancing with the Stars before he wins a Super Bowl.

  21. daburgher says: Aug 15, 2011 1:38 PM

    What a tool! he should probably spend less time in magazines and high school girls and work on his pathetic arm

  22. hobartbaker says: Aug 15, 2011 1:40 PM

    Dirty went to the stylists, they removed every shred of dignity and credibility, and all he has to show for it is that cheap wifebeater.

  23. metzgerf says: Aug 15, 2011 1:42 PM

    I still don’t understand how Sanchez is getting all this publicity. He is no good. He doesn’t put up good numbers. He’s never won a super bowl. And I don’t think he even has a lot of fans. He wasn’t even the first QB chosen in the draft that year, which means most teams drafting a QB probably would’ve rather had someone else. And yet he’s on the cover of GQ, why – because he’s on a good team? Interesting logic.

  24. balzosteel says: Aug 15, 2011 1:45 PM

    Look at ol’ Rico Banderas thinkin’ he’s cool. What a jag.

  25. richm2256 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:45 PM

    Dude looks a little “light”, ya know what I’m sayin’ ?

  26. ebeg420 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:46 PM

    I don’t know what’s worse……a man wearing that tank top….or a man wearing TIGHT white “skinny” jeans.

    I’m sure this will make the Patriots Locker Room, REAL FAST

  27. ace613 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:47 PM


  28. NFLJunkie says: Aug 15, 2011 1:48 PM

    He must watch Glee and Justin Bieber movies so he’ll have something to talk about when he “hooks up” with those high school girls.

  29. bamabob says: Aug 15, 2011 1:48 PM

    He’s channeling his inner Freddie Mercury

  30. CKL says: Aug 15, 2011 1:49 PM

    Who cares about the pics? What about the story he told about wanting to punch RR out?

  31. mostnutsever says: Aug 15, 2011 1:50 PM

    Next he’ll be doing an ad for pantyhose.

  32. chopblocked says: Aug 15, 2011 1:50 PM

    “Also presented without comment: Sanchez’s DVR is filled with episodes of Glee and Justin Bieber’s documentary.”


    Given his well documented choices in female company (most still deciding where to go to college after graduation) why would anyone find this surprising?

  33. orakpownd says: Aug 15, 2011 1:52 PM

    Dont they make enough cash…where they dont have to do this?

  34. jskill3 says: Aug 15, 2011 1:53 PM

    File under : Attracts 17 year olds. Girls or boys.

    Can’t file it under: NFL Quarterback.

  35. chipwade says: Aug 15, 2011 1:54 PM

    The Jets would be a far better team had they picked Josh Freeman over Sanchez. FAR BETTER, and they are pretty good now.

  36. arnoldziffel says: Aug 15, 2011 1:55 PM

    I CHALLENGE Rex Ryan …

    To get a similar outfit … and pose right alongside of Mark.

    Other that Ditka with Ricky Williams in a wedding dress, this is the worst picture of a pro football player that I can ever remember seeing.

    **** Dennis Rodman gives it 4 stars, however.

  37. marshmellon says: Aug 15, 2011 1:55 PM

    Namath thinks he has a really purty mouth.

  38. 611jmp says: Aug 15, 2011 1:57 PM

    Hey Crockett, where is Tubbs?

  39. touchdownsyndrome says: Aug 15, 2011 1:58 PM

    I give you…. Derelique!!!

  40. 7370355q says: Aug 15, 2011 1:59 PM

    Apparently hunger wasn’t the only reason Mark Sanchez had that hotdog in his hands on the sidelines.

  41. hobartbaker says: Aug 15, 2011 1:59 PM

    Gone Queer Magazine.

  42. iflounder says: Aug 15, 2011 2:01 PM

    just in case anybody was curious i j/o to brady first. its hard to forget your first love.

  43. ampats says: Aug 15, 2011 2:02 PM

    This is too easy. I agree with the poster above, looks like he got back from a weekend on Fire Island.

  44. nokoolaidcowboy says: Aug 15, 2011 2:05 PM

    Doesn’t guy have an agent or someone to give him advice?

  45. Slackmo says: Aug 15, 2011 2:09 PM

    Rex says Sanchez has great feet.

  46. sj39 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:13 PM

    Almost as fem as Tom Brady.

  47. orangeflh says: Aug 15, 2011 2:18 PM

    It’s a Jets tradition. Don’t forget Broadway Joe in his fur coat or nylons.

  48. oldassgoat1 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:19 PM

    On behalf of oldassgoats everywhere, I take umbrage at the goat reference. Mark Sanchez has never, I repeat, never, involved with a member of our species , as far as we know. But, then again, a goat that would do Sanchez sure wouldn’t be talking about it, would they? It’s so embarrassing. Mark Sanchez. What were they THINKING!

  49. jpb12 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:23 PM

    He is trying to be Brady.

    Dating a 17 year old… and posing for GQ not quite the same.

  50. ace613 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:27 PM

    Anybody remember that one-hit wonder singer that did the song “Rico, Suave” or something like that

  51. gt40bear says: Aug 15, 2011 2:30 PM

    Hey Freddie, when are you and Queen getting the band back together?

  52. mykl954 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:44 PM

    Yeah, he’s a “matinee idol” in the grand tradition of Rock Hudson and Tom Cruise.

  53. dikshuttle says: Aug 15, 2011 2:45 PM

    @ace – Gerardo. Schoolmate of mine played drums for his tour way back when.

    RE this article:

    Just what use of G O A T are they talking about here?!?11!!! [shudders]

  54. peanutbutter&jelly says: Aug 15, 2011 2:45 PM

    ok sanches you opened the door this far go ahead and fling it the rest of the way open and get all the way out of the closet

  55. pleasantsurpriselefty says: Aug 15, 2011 2:47 PM

    The nerve of him! Before he starts cloning Brady doesn’t he have to come up with a supermodel wife and three Lombardis first?

  56. beedubyatoo says: Aug 15, 2011 2:50 PM

    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

  57. bhindenemylines says: Aug 15, 2011 2:55 PM

    For christsakes, would you cover yourself.

    Next thing you know you’ll be wearing a bra on your head.

  58. steeelfann says: Aug 15, 2011 2:57 PM

    I guess he has to have Justin Bieber and Glee episodes on DVD based on the age bracket of HS girls he dates.

    I would say he is pathetic and will be on the bench by next year.

    Oh Mark, you are just too cool for school.

  59. seneca1ss says: Aug 15, 2011 2:57 PM

    You won’t see Josh Freeman doing all this horseradish

  60. billsfan27 says: Aug 15, 2011 2:58 PM

    What a dumb*ss.

  61. nahcouldntbethat says: Aug 15, 2011 3:09 PM

    At least when he wears stockings under his uniform in the cold weather nobody will think anything is out of place.

  62. cliverush says: Aug 15, 2011 3:11 PM

    Um.. Mark, how come you like din’ent call me. You know I um, like I coulda skipped my algerbra class, and um like well forget it.

  63. mataug says: Aug 15, 2011 3:19 PM

    reminds me of Tony Montana’s buddy from Scarface, anybody remember his name ?

  64. laxer37 says: Aug 15, 2011 3:19 PM

    Meanwhile, Peyton Manning is breaking down film on opposing defenses.

  65. thetechnocrat says: Aug 15, 2011 3:33 PM

    Maybe he should worry about his 3rd worst in the league completion percentage (behind Clausen and Anderson) instead of photo shoots, clothing, & jail bait.

  66. bobwsc says: Aug 15, 2011 3:42 PM

    mataug says: Aug 15, 2011 3:19 PM

    reminds me of Tony Montana’s buddy from Scarface, anybody remember his name ?


    Manny. great call.

  67. tzoppi says: Aug 15, 2011 3:43 PM

    He’s got plenty of time on his hands for GQ now that he broke it off with J-Lo…

  68. 2mannings1cup says: Aug 15, 2011 3:45 PM

    He tried to carry the goat, but as usual, couldn’t handle it and the Defense had to take over the goat fondling duties.

  69. torturedraiderfan says: Aug 15, 2011 3:47 PM

    Man, I thought Brady looked like an a-hole because of his haircut…this takes looking like an a-hole to a whole new level. He obviously has no shame….or taste in clothes.

  70. b1unt3d says: Aug 15, 2011 4:07 PM

    There was a ridiculous amount of photoshop done on his abs/chest in picture 3.

  71. Deb says: Aug 15, 2011 4:17 PM

    Oh dear … always thought Mark was a cutie. But no, that look doesn’t work for me. No no no. No.

  72. be27151 says: Aug 15, 2011 4:54 PM

    Just google Tom Brady waterslide. Wee!

  73. listenupcupcake says: Aug 15, 2011 5:05 PM

    And who says the NFL isn’t ready for an openly gay player?

  74. itsmammoth says: Aug 15, 2011 5:14 PM

    (QB) Johnny Knoxville.

  75. joetoronto says: Aug 15, 2011 6:21 PM

    Dude looks like a lady.

  76. dirtdawg55 says: Aug 15, 2011 6:40 PM

    My gay son just became a whole lot more interested in football. Don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

  77. jaimelh02 says: Aug 15, 2011 7:06 PM

    Man what’s wrong with Sanchez banging 17 year old blondes? He’s barely 24! Quit hating on him just because by the time most of you hit 24 you were balding, obese, and unemployed!!

  78. jetfanfolife says: Aug 16, 2011 5:22 AM

    You think Mark Sanchex cares what you think about him?! He’s on the cover of GQ magazine…what accomplishments have you made in life? I suppose slandering somene who has it a LOT better than you, makes you feel better.

    Envy is one of the deadly 7

  79. chiselmonkey says: Aug 16, 2011 5:39 PM

    I never thought I’d be Glad that Chad Henne was only a Dork.

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