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Rob Ryan: Rex left R-rated messages for me this week

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Rex Ryan’s F-bombs aren’t limited to the times when the NFL Films microphones are on him. They’re also a major part of his conversations with his family.

At least, that’s what his brother, Rob Ryan, said this week regarding the calls between the two brothers after Rex’s Jets beat Rob’s Cowboys on Sunday.

“Yeah, he left some really unflattering messages, but it’s to be expected,” Rob Ryan told the Dallas Morning News. “It’s coming back to him one of these days. There is no compassion there at all. No.”

Asked if he could offer the PG version of what his brother said to him.

“There was no PG thing about them,” Rob Ryan said. “I think it was R or worse.”

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64 Responses to “Rob Ryan: Rex left R-rated messages for me this week”
  1. philwauke says: Sep 17, 2011 10:30 AM

    bodies by Jake…

  2. stunzeed5 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:30 AM

    1. Jerry Jones
    2. Rob Ryan

    100. Jason Garrett

    What a sad franchise.

  3. oraclepz1 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:34 AM

    Now rob has to let Rex massage his feet. A bet is a bet Robbie!

  4. numberonesteelersfan says: Sep 17, 2011 10:36 AM

    what a fat family

  5. joelvis72 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:37 AM

    No problem as long as the messages didn’t mention Rob’s feet.

  6. cowboyhater says: Sep 17, 2011 10:39 AM

    You both are just as classless as your dad. Rob, you need to hit up on Jenny Craig, and head to the Hair Cuttery. You look rediculous, and fat. Sorry Jet’s fans, I hope your coach falls flat on his face. He is an arrogant, big mouth who just needs to shut up and let his players do the talking for him.

  7. knowerofallthings says: Sep 17, 2011 10:40 AM

    Kinda like what Rob was yelling right after the game? Great camera shot

  8. luckysunday20 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:40 AM

    I was distracted from this article by Rob Ryans huge gut in the picture…

  9. mrthero says: Sep 17, 2011 10:40 AM

    Nobody cares, Rob. Nobody cares.

  10. ajvasel says: Sep 17, 2011 10:43 AM

    I dunno. You’d think he’d at least respect his own family.

  11. toledoohoh says: Sep 17, 2011 10:45 AM

    Pulitzer winging its way to MDS for his groundbreaking “NFL coach said a bad word” expose.

  12. dequan81 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:48 AM

    Rob’s defense did look better than Rex’s defense. But it’s who wins that matters.

  13. skoobyfl says: Sep 17, 2011 10:48 AM

    Buddy is probably like, dang I fed these boys too much.

  14. vuudu says: Sep 17, 2011 10:50 AM

    I will too if I were Rex. Why the hell do you have to bring footgate into your press conference? I thought it was foolish on Rob’s part.

  15. citiciti says: Sep 17, 2011 10:51 AM

    Feet or stomachs?

  16. arodg12 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:52 AM

    Does anyone really give a sh*t about these two d-bags?

  17. qdog112 says: Sep 17, 2011 10:53 AM

    Who else is tired of this cartoon?

  18. lowleadman says: Sep 17, 2011 11:00 AM

    Look how totally fat and out of shape these two buffoons are. Men whose job it is to whip other men INTO shape. All of those extra, excessive fat cells have travelled to the brain stem of these two fellas.

    Disgraceful. I know Rexy had stomach stapling surgery. That worked well, didn’t it? I think they both need lip stapling surgery

  19. itsnotforme says: Sep 17, 2011 11:02 AM

    Honestly, who really cares what these brothers have to say to one another. I’m sure they could resolve all of their differences over a big buffet.

  20. mike913 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:07 AM

    does anyone else agree that assistant coaches should be more like kickers and be seen and not heard. as a football fan im tired of hearing about the fat albert twins rex and rob every single day. just shut the f*ck up already and coach ur team and players. nobody outsides of the jets and cowboys organizations gives a sh*t about these 2 overwight loud mouthed pieces of crap.

  21. randallcobb says: Sep 17, 2011 11:08 AM

    Randall says: Rex got Rob pregnant.

  22. thestrunzo says: Sep 17, 2011 11:13 AM

    From one fat &$?! to another

  23. dlmcc1010 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:17 AM

    Why do people constantly bash this man? He stands up for his players, gets them to play hard, wins, and is never on the wrong side of the law. He is outspoken but isnt that refreshing? You get guys like Belichick who will never give you a straight answer. Or coaches that are doormats to their players. This guy has the respect of his team and he gets the job done.

  24. paulsdamnblog says: Sep 17, 2011 11:19 AM

    I never thought I’d say this but Rex looks down right svelte next to Rob. Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.

  25. rambo08 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:21 AM

    I wonder when Rob’s baby is due?

  26. dbellina says: Sep 17, 2011 11:22 AM

    Rex probably used the F word, feet.

  27. bossplayer213 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM

    Why does Rob Ryan’s name keep popping up? This has got to be a little awkward for Jason Garrett. Right now it seems like Rob is being represented as the face of the Cowboys. Never seen coordinator get this much attention, almost feels like he’s the bead coach. I feel like he is overstepping his boundaries a bit.

  28. GG Eden says: Sep 17, 2011 11:33 AM

    The sad thing is the both of them think they’re cool or will be looked at as cool by NFL fans.

  29. peed1 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:34 AM

    That’s how real people speak.
    They could stand to loss a few tons though.
    It takes a lot of eating, etc., to maintain that weight.

  30. southridge23 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:40 AM

    saweeet mercy will you look at that gut!

  31. steelerfan999 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:45 AM

    ROB ATE THE LAST CANOLI

  32. damnskins703 says: Sep 17, 2011 11:53 AM

    Yall can say all you want about Rex but his mentality and Passion has turned that franchise around…Players want to play for him…He holds nothing back for nobody…

  33. rectumnearlykilledem says: Sep 17, 2011 11:56 AM

    One is a blow hard who has yet to even run the defense of a winning team. The other is blow hard who hasn’t even won a Conference Championship despite despite declaring his team SB champs. Just two loudmouths in the big picture. Nobody cares.

  34. seananagan says: Sep 17, 2011 12:05 PM

    If I were a player under Rex-
    “Yeah, well you’re not you’re just some loser who comments on stories.”
    - it would drive me nuts how distracting his off the field stuff is.

  35. realnflmaster says: Sep 17, 2011 12:24 PM

    2011 Superbowl Champions.

    J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

    lololol you’re favourite team blows haters. Admit it and downvote to show your “small” confidence.

  36. poochpunt says: Sep 17, 2011 12:27 PM

    Is that a moist plum Rob is smuggling under his shirt?

  37. buddybowl69 says: Sep 17, 2011 12:32 PM

    bossplayer213 says:
    Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM
    Why does Rob Ryan’s name keep popping up? This has got to be a little awkward for Jason Garrett. Right now it seems like Rob is being represented as the face of the Cowboys. Never seen coordinator get this much attention, almost feels like he’s the bead coach. I feel like he is overstepping his boundaries a bit.
    ===============================

    Come on man; everybody knows that Rob is not the head coach. Jerrah is. And I am really surprised that he allows Rob to steal his limelight all of the time.

  38. doe22us says: Sep 17, 2011 12:32 PM

    Did he say lets go get a f….. snack?

  39. sterilizecromartie says: Sep 17, 2011 12:39 PM

    Even though the NYJ won that game, Rob could hold his head high. It wasn’t his defense that gave up a blocked punt for a TD. And his defense certainly had nothing to do with Romo imploding at the worst possible time.

  40. CKL says: Sep 17, 2011 12:48 PM

    paulsdamnblog says: Sep 17, 2011 11:19 AM

    Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.
    ______________________________________
    Didn’t you hear that Rob starred in the sequel? It’s tentatively due to be called “The Ginormous Lebowski”.

    I usually don’t mind these two and maybe it’s because Rob used to coach the LBs on my team. Though I guess BB is very grateful that the “assistants must be allowed to talk to the media” rule was implemented long after Rob went to Oakland.

  41. semperfi24 says: Sep 17, 2011 12:51 PM

    At least it wasnt “X-Rated”…

  42. willardj says: Sep 17, 2011 12:55 PM

    In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.

  43. thetruth619 says: Sep 17, 2011 1:29 PM

    “Sorry Jet’s fans, I hope your coach falls flat on his face.”

    How would that even be physically possible?!

  44. woodyg says: Sep 17, 2011 1:47 PM

    Anyone tired of reading about these two dudes ??? ……..

  45. minkytails says: Sep 17, 2011 1:57 PM

    Neither of them are worth the blubber they carry around.

  46. theripster30 says: Sep 17, 2011 2:19 PM

    2 obese men who look exactly alike. Hilarious.

  47. brianbowman16 says: Sep 17, 2011 2:24 PM

    willardj says:Sep 17, 2011 12:55 PM

    In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.

    thats a baby girl, he’s carrying it too low to be a boy

  48. Lev says: Sep 17, 2011 3:37 PM

    What ever happened to winning football games to stay in the news???

  49. phillyphinsfan says: Sep 17, 2011 3:43 PM

    What I like about these clowns is that their honest and not afraid to be themselves unlike Belicheat and Fat Andy Reid who are arrogant phonies.

  50. beefintx says: Sep 17, 2011 3:46 PM

    I think it’s pretty funny actually. My brothers and I give each other smack all the time, like to think we still would if were on the big stage too.

    They do need to drop some serious lbs though.

  51. mcfluckey96 says: Sep 17, 2011 3:57 PM

    players love these guys!

  52. 7to10for6allday says: Sep 17, 2011 3:57 PM

    It doesn’t matter, neither of their team us going anywhere this year anyway. They can both go suck each others feet.

  53. robcypher says: Sep 17, 2011 4:14 PM

    why are they leaving each other phone messages full of crude euphemisms for having sex and the like? is there something they want us to know about?

    Whatever you guys say about the Steelers, at least our coach doesn’t molest everybody’s feet. C’mon now.

  54. favreforever says: Sep 17, 2011 4:15 PM

    Whole freaking family is “R” rated. I bet “Buddy” is short for Rabid, or Rubber maybe, or Ruddy. Rex Rob, Robust, Rotund, Retarded, Rancid, Ryans.

  55. dietrich43 says: Sep 17, 2011 4:18 PM

    Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?

  56. ravensfan4life52 says: Sep 17, 2011 4:24 PM

    Is anyone surprised by this? I mean c’mon!

  57. huddyk says: Sep 17, 2011 4:25 PM

    So I somehow had this image of the Ryan bros on a tropical island sunning themselves after the season pop into my head…it took two days and a bottle of Pepto to get my stomach to settle down…Dudes really need to mix in a salad once in awhile.

  58. vaphisch says: Sep 17, 2011 4:43 PM

    paulsdamnblog said:

    ……. Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.

    _____________________

    Now that is funny!

  59. jkffootballguy says: Sep 17, 2011 5:06 PM

    Did the messages involve a bottle of sun tan oil and a foot job?

  60. mdnittlion says: Sep 17, 2011 5:24 PM

    I know how that message went

    Rex: Rob I know you ate my F#$%ing Sandwich I know you did you Son of a B#$%h, I’m going to get you maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but someday I’m going to get your A$$. Oh and sorry you lost the game, your D looked great out there. But I’m still going to get revenge Motherf#$%&@ for my sandwich, by the way we still on for dinner at mom’s this Friday?

  61. ronnielawrence says: Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM

    If you were a NFL owner, would you want Rob Ryan with his physical appearance be your head coach? I don’t care how good of a coach he is…. He’s just gross! And that’s even before he opens his big mouth. At least Rex has lost some weight, got the dental work and is well groomed.

  62. heimerz says: Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM

    You know what would be funny? Another fat joke.

  63. dd393 says: Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM

    citiciti says: Sep 17, 2011 10:51 AM

    Feet or stomachs?

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    I don’t think either of them have been able to see their own feet for years.

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    dietrich43 says: Sep 17, 2011 4:18 PM

    Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?

    =================================

    Yeah, once. That’s why Soldier Field has such a crummy playing surface. The Ryan brothers grazed there.

  64. radugb says: Sep 26, 2011 9:48 PM

    Just another chapter in the sibling war between King Hippo & Queen Hippo.

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