APRex Ryan’s F-bombs aren’t limited to the times when the NFL Films microphones are on him. They’re also a major part of his conversations with his family.
At least, that’s what his brother, Rob Ryan, said this week regarding the calls between the two brothers after Rex’s Jets beat Rob’s Cowboys on Sunday.
“Yeah, he left some really unflattering messages, but it’s to be expected,” Rob Ryan told the Dallas Morning News. “It’s coming back to him one of these days. There is no compassion there at all. No.”
Asked if he could offer the PG version of what his brother said to him.
“There was no PG thing about them,” Rob Ryan said. “I think it was R or worse.”
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What a sad franchise.
Now rob has to let Rex massage his feet. A bet is a bet Robbie!
what a fat family
No problem as long as the messages didn’t mention Rob’s feet.
You both are just as classless as your dad. Rob, you need to hit up on Jenny Craig, and head to the Hair Cuttery. You look rediculous, and fat. Sorry Jet’s fans, I hope your coach falls flat on his face. He is an arrogant, big mouth who just needs to shut up and let his players do the talking for him.
Kinda like what Rob was yelling right after the game? Great camera shot
I was distracted from this article by Rob Ryans huge gut in the picture…
Nobody cares, Rob. Nobody cares.
I dunno. You’d think he’d at least respect his own family.
Pulitzer winging its way to MDS for his groundbreaking “NFL coach said a bad word” expose.
Rob’s defense did look better than Rex’s defense. But it’s who wins that matters.
Buddy is probably like, dang I fed these boys too much.
I will too if I were Rex. Why the hell do you have to bring footgate into your press conference? I thought it was foolish on Rob’s part.
Feet or stomachs?
Does anyone really give a sh*t about these two d-bags?
Who else is tired of this cartoon?
Look how totally fat and out of shape these two buffoons are. Men whose job it is to whip other men INTO shape. All of those extra, excessive fat cells have travelled to the brain stem of these two fellas.
Disgraceful. I know Rexy had stomach stapling surgery. That worked well, didn’t it? I think they both need lip stapling surgery
Honestly, who really cares what these brothers have to say to one another. I’m sure they could resolve all of their differences over a big buffet.
does anyone else agree that assistant coaches should be more like kickers and be seen and not heard. as a football fan im tired of hearing about the fat albert twins rex and rob every single day. just shut the f*ck up already and coach ur team and players. nobody outsides of the jets and cowboys organizations gives a sh*t about these 2 overwight loud mouthed pieces of crap.
Randall says: Rex got Rob pregnant.
From one fat &$?! to another
Why do people constantly bash this man? He stands up for his players, gets them to play hard, wins, and is never on the wrong side of the law. He is outspoken but isnt that refreshing? You get guys like Belichick who will never give you a straight answer. Or coaches that are doormats to their players. This guy has the respect of his team and he gets the job done.
I never thought I’d say this but Rex looks down right svelte next to Rob. Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.
I wonder when Rob’s baby is due?
Rex probably used the F word, feet.
Why does Rob Ryan’s name keep popping up? This has got to be a little awkward for Jason Garrett. Right now it seems like Rob is being represented as the face of the Cowboys. Never seen coordinator get this much attention, almost feels like he’s the bead coach. I feel like he is overstepping his boundaries a bit.
The sad thing is the both of them think they’re cool or will be looked at as cool by NFL fans.
That’s how real people speak.
They could stand to loss a few tons though.
It takes a lot of eating, etc., to maintain that weight.
saweeet mercy will you look at that gut!
ROB ATE THE LAST CANOLI
Yall can say all you want about Rex but his mentality and Passion has turned that franchise around…Players want to play for him…He holds nothing back for nobody…
One is a blow hard who has yet to even run the defense of a winning team. The other is blow hard who hasn’t even won a Conference Championship despite despite declaring his team SB champs. Just two loudmouths in the big picture. Nobody cares.
If I were a player under Rex-
“Yeah, well you’re not you’re just some loser who comments on stories.”
- it would drive me nuts how distracting his off the field stuff is.
2011 Superbowl Champions.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
lololol you’re favourite team blows haters. Admit it and downvote to show your “small” confidence.
Is that a moist plum Rob is smuggling under his shirt?
bossplayer213 says:
Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM
Why does Rob Ryan’s name keep popping up? This has got to be a little awkward for Jason Garrett. Right now it seems like Rob is being represented as the face of the Cowboys. Never seen coordinator get this much attention, almost feels like he’s the bead coach. I feel like he is overstepping his boundaries a bit.
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Come on man; everybody knows that Rob is not the head coach. Jerrah is. And I am really surprised that he allows Rob to steal his limelight all of the time.
Did he say lets go get a f….. snack?
Even though the NYJ won that game, Rob could hold his head high. It wasn’t his defense that gave up a blocked punt for a TD. And his defense certainly had nothing to do with Romo imploding at the worst possible time.
paulsdamnblog says: Sep 17, 2011 11:19 AM
Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.
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Didn’t you hear that Rob starred in the sequel? It’s tentatively due to be called “The Ginormous Lebowski”.
I usually don’t mind these two and maybe it’s because Rob used to coach the LBs on my team. Though I guess BB is very grateful that the “assistants must be allowed to talk to the media” rule was implemented long after Rob went to Oakland.
At least it wasnt “X-Rated”…
In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.
“Sorry Jet’s fans, I hope your coach falls flat on his face.”
How would that even be physically possible?!
Anyone tired of reading about these two dudes ??? ……..
Neither of them are worth the blubber they carry around.
2 obese men who look exactly alike. Hilarious.
willardj says:Sep 17, 2011 12:55 PM
In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.
thats a baby girl, he’s carrying it too low to be a boy
What ever happened to winning football games to stay in the news???
What I like about these clowns is that their honest and not afraid to be themselves unlike Belicheat and Fat Andy Reid who are arrogant phonies.
I think it’s pretty funny actually. My brothers and I give each other smack all the time, like to think we still would if were on the big stage too.
They do need to drop some serious lbs though.
players love these guys!
It doesn’t matter, neither of their team us going anywhere this year anyway. They can both go suck each others feet.
why are they leaving each other phone messages full of crude euphemisms for having sex and the like? is there something they want us to know about?
Whatever you guys say about the Steelers, at least our coach doesn’t molest everybody’s feet. C’mon now.
Whole freaking family is “R” rated. I bet “Buddy” is short for Rabid, or Rubber maybe, or Ruddy. Rex Rob, Robust, Rotund, Retarded, Rancid, Ryans.
Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?
Is anyone surprised by this? I mean c’mon!
So I somehow had this image of the Ryan bros on a tropical island sunning themselves after the season pop into my head…it took two days and a bottle of Pepto to get my stomach to settle down…Dudes really need to mix in a salad once in awhile.
paulsdamnblog said:
……. Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.
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Now that is funny!
Did the messages involve a bottle of sun tan oil and a foot job?
I know how that message went
Rex: Rob I know you ate my F#$%ing Sandwich I know you did you Son of a B#$%h, I’m going to get you maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but someday I’m going to get your A$$. Oh and sorry you lost the game, your D looked great out there. But I’m still going to get revenge Motherf#$%&@ for my sandwich, by the way we still on for dinner at mom’s this Friday?
If you were a NFL owner, would you want Rob Ryan with his physical appearance be your head coach? I don’t care how good of a coach he is…. He’s just gross! And that’s even before he opens his big mouth. At least Rex has lost some weight, got the dental work and is well groomed.
You know what would be funny? Another fat joke.
citiciti says: Sep 17, 2011 10:51 AM
Feet or stomachs?
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I don’t think either of them have been able to see their own feet for years.
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dietrich43 says: Sep 17, 2011 4:18 PM
Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?
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Yeah, once. That’s why Soldier Field has such a crummy playing surface. The Ryan brothers grazed there.
Just another chapter in the sibling war between King Hippo & Queen Hippo.