Comments on: Rob Ryan: Rex left R-rated messages for me this week

By: radugb

radugb — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:48:41 +0000

Just another chapter in the sibling war between King Hippo & Queen Hippo.

By: dd393

dd393 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:56:42 +0000

citiciti says: Sep 17, 2011 10:51 AM

Feet or stomachs?

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I don’t think either of them have been able to see their own feet for years.

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dietrich43 says: Sep 17, 2011 4:18 PM

Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?

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Yeah, once. That’s why Soldier Field has such a crummy playing surface. The Ryan brothers grazed there.

By: heimerz

heimerz — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:30:40 +0000

You know what would be funny? Another fat joke.

By: ronnielawrence

ronnielawrence — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:21:27 +0000

If you were a NFL owner, would you want Rob Ryan with his physical appearance be your head coach? I don’t care how good of a coach he is…. He’s just gross! And that’s even before he opens his big mouth. At least Rex has lost some weight, got the dental work and is well groomed.

By: mdnittlion

mdnittlion — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 21:24:57 +0000

I know how that message went

Rex: Rob I know you ate my F#$%ing Sandwich I know you did you Son of a B#$%h, I’m going to get you maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but someday I’m going to get your A$$. Oh and sorry you lost the game, your D looked great out there. But I’m still going to get revenge Motherf#$%&@ for my sandwich, by the way we still on for dinner at mom’s this Friday?

By: jkffootballguy

jkffootballguy — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 21:06:43 +0000

Did the messages involve a bottle of sun tan oil and a foot job?

By: vaphisch

vaphisch — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:43:04 +0000

paulsdamnblog said:

……. Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.

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Now that is funny!

By: huddyk

huddyk — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:25:42 +0000

So I somehow had this image of the Ryan bros on a tropical island sunning themselves after the season pop into my head…it took two days and a bottle of Pepto to get my stomach to settle down…Dudes really need to mix in a salad once in awhile.

By: ravensfan4life52

ravensfan4life52 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:24:03 +0000

Is anyone surprised by this? I mean c’mon!

By: dietrich43

dietrich43 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:18:31 +0000

Have either of the them ever eaten a salad?

By: favreforever

favreforever — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:15:56 +0000

Whole freaking family is “R” rated. I bet “Buddy” is short for Rabid, or Rubber maybe, or Ruddy. Rex Rob, Robust, Rotund, Retarded, Rancid, Ryans.

By: robcypher

robcypher — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:14:06 +0000

why are they leaving each other phone messages full of crude euphemisms for having sex and the like? is there something they want us to know about?

Whatever you guys say about the Steelers, at least our coach doesn’t molest everybody’s feet. C’mon now.

By: 7to10for6allday

7to10for6allday — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:57:27 +0000

It doesn’t matter, neither of their team us going anywhere this year anyway. They can both go suck each others feet.

By: mcfluckey96

mcfluckey96 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:57:24 +0000

players love these guys!

By: beefintx

beefintx — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:46:59 +0000

I think it’s pretty funny actually. My brothers and I give each other smack all the time, like to think we still would if were on the big stage too.

They do need to drop some serious lbs though.

By: phillyphinsfan

phillyphinsfan — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:43:56 +0000

What I like about these clowns is that their honest and not afraid to be themselves unlike Belicheat and Fat Andy Reid who are arrogant phonies.

By: Lev

Lev — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:37:16 +0000

What ever happened to winning football games to stay in the news???

By: brianbowman16

brianbowman16 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 18:24:54 +0000

willardj says:Sep 17, 2011 12:55 PM

In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.

thats a baby girl, he’s carrying it too low to be a boy

By: theripster30

theripster30 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 18:19:02 +0000

2 obese men who look exactly alike. Hilarious.

By: minkytails

minkytails — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:57:11 +0000

Neither of them are worth the blubber they carry around.

By: woodyg

woodyg — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:47:21 +0000

Anyone tired of reading about these two dudes ??? ……..

By: thetruth619

thetruth619 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:29:31 +0000

“Sorry Jet’s fans, I hope your coach falls flat on his face.”

How would that even be physically possible?!

By: willardj

willardj — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:55:44 +0000

In other news, Rob Ryan announced that he will be expecting a baby boy within the next month.

By: semperfi24

semperfi24 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:51:09 +0000

At least it wasnt “X-Rated”…

By: CKL

CKL — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:48:36 +0000

paulsdamnblog says: Sep 17, 2011 11:19 AM

Rob on the other hand looks like “The Dude” and Jabba the Hut’s love child.
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Didn’t you hear that Rob starred in the sequel? It’s tentatively due to be called “The Ginormous Lebowski”.

I usually don’t mind these two and maybe it’s because Rob used to coach the LBs on my team. Though I guess BB is very grateful that the “assistants must be allowed to talk to the media” rule was implemented long after Rob went to Oakland.

By: sterilizecromartie

sterilizecromartie — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:39:56 +0000

Even though the NYJ won that game, Rob could hold his head high. It wasn’t his defense that gave up a blocked punt for a TD. And his defense certainly had nothing to do with Romo imploding at the worst possible time.

By: doe22us

doe22us — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:32:50 +0000

Did he say lets go get a f….. snack?

By: buddybowl69

buddybowl69 — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:32:13 +0000

bossplayer213 says:
Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM
Why does Rob Ryan’s name keep popping up? This has got to be a little awkward for Jason Garrett. Right now it seems like Rob is being represented as the face of the Cowboys. Never seen coordinator get this much attention, almost feels like he’s the bead coach. I feel like he is overstepping his boundaries a bit.
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Come on man; everybody knows that Rob is not the head coach. Jerrah is. And I am really surprised that he allows Rob to steal his limelight all of the time.

By: poochpunt

poochpunt — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:27:32 +0000

Is that a moist plum Rob is smuggling under his shirt?

By: realnflmaster

realnflmaster — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:24:16 +0000

2011 Superbowl Champions.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

lololol you’re favourite team blows haters. Admit it and downvote to show your “small” confidence.