Comments on: Tuesday morning one-liners

By: tatatoothy

tatatoothy — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:20:25 +0000

Nah, these aren’t any good … here’s a one-liner for you:

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Think about it. I’ll be here all afternoon.

By: thejuddstir

thejuddstir — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:11:54 +0000

“Seattle coach Pete Carroll needs to see wideout Sidney Rice practice for a full week before playing him.”————————————————–That ain’t gonna happen! Might as well put Sid on IR right now and open up a roster spot for another one of Pete’s great signings, how about Jamarcus Russell, Jeff George or Tavaris Jackson….wait, TJoke has already been signed by some semi-semi-pro team.

By: carson9

carson9 — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:04:51 +0000

While Pete Carroll is practicing Sidney Rice, he needs to have open auditions for QB, because T Jack blows. Matt Cassell would be an upgrade at this point. LOL!

By: rexismybff

rexismybff — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:41:29 +0000

Boston will be in full-blown panic mode after this weekend, after the Red Sox fall behind the Rays in the wildcard this week, and the Pats and their league-worst pass defense get torched by the Bills.

By: shackdelrio

shackdelrio — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:36:03 +0000

“The Chiefs are coming to grips with the fact that Jamaal Charles will not be back this year.”

So is Andrew Luck…

By: dmiller68

dmiller68 — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:32:38 +0000

Seahawks fans need to see a QB that can play…