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At least Brandon Jacobs has his “fast-ass car”

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The Giants just completed a comeback win at home to get to 5-2, two games up in the NFC East.

Running back Brandon Jacobs thus decided to throw another turd in the punch bowl.

“I’ve got nothing positive to say,” Jacobs said after the win via “The most positive thing: I got family at home and I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday. That’s it.”

Jacobs had five touches in the game, which totaled ten yards.  Most of that playing time came when Ahmad Bradshaw battled an injured foot.

Jacobs seemed to realize that talking wasn’t going to help his cause.

“Cause I can’t say nothing,” Jacobs said. “I always say something for everyone else’s dislike.”

One thing we can all agree on: Fast-ass cars are sweet.

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67 Responses to “At least Brandon Jacobs has his “fast-ass car””
  1. skoobyfl says: Oct 31, 2011 9:32 AM

    He needs to worry about next Sunday’s game & beat the Pats, this other stuff is all him.

  2. edmazeing1 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:33 AM

    Fast cars are usually built for small guys, hopefully his is custom made!!!

  3. dixonorifice says: Oct 31, 2011 9:33 AM

    what an idiot

  4. skinsfanwill says: Oct 31, 2011 9:35 AM

    Stop running like a “fat ass” twinkle toes rb and you might get a shot. You are not Bradshaw. You got no moves or agility or speed. Be the power back you are supposed to be. It’s like watching a 7 foot center shoot 3’s and miss dunks.

  5. rpiotr01 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:36 AM

    “I always say something for everyone else’s dislike.”

    Wait… huh?

  6. noonie003 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:37 AM

    I think it’s “bad luck” to buy a fast ass car after your performance on Sunday? This guy is a clown.

  7. jkay1818 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:39 AM

    One thing we can also agree on is, I’ve seen Eli Manning throw jacobs a wide open swing pass maybe 415 times and I think jacobs has maybe caught it twice. Even as a Giants fan, he needs to shut the eff up already, his acting is boring. Scott and ware are better out of the backfield than him right now.

  8. adlent says: Oct 31, 2011 9:39 AM

    Nothing positive to say? Your team is 5-2, playing decent ball, and in control of the NFC East… how is that for positive? Oh…. right, you don’t care about the team.

  9. jpb12 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:40 AM

    Ask Albert Haynesworth

  10. Mr. Wright 212 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM

    Jacobs ha.

    “I just flew in a Black 7 get on my level”

  11. claydefayette says: Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM

    Is it possible for the Giants to re-possess the car before Jacobs receives it?

    When any New York Giant says they “Can’t say nothing,” don’t believe it.

    Jacobs’ car won’t be able to be put in drive, only neutral and reverse.

  12. poppirt says: Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM


  13. Mr. Super-Cool Awesome says: Oct 31, 2011 9:42 AM

    Try not to put too many miles on that ride, bro. You’re gonna have to sell it when you’re unemployed next year.

  14. m2karateman says: Oct 31, 2011 9:42 AM

    This guy is a complete idiot. His mouth is writing checks his play can’t cash. I watched that game, and his running was terrible and he can’t catch a pass.

    If I’m Tom Coughlin, I bench him and let his free agent value take a nose dive.


  15. The Phantom Stranger says: Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM

    That’s a real team player there. They should cut him. He’s obviously not in their plans for this year or beyond and he sound like poison in the locker room.

  16. johnnyb14z3 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM

    everyone complains about Rex. nobody notices Coughlin can’t control his players.

  17. yallbetuckfards says: Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM

    Shut your face and quit your whining Brandon. You’re getting PAID. Your team won and is in 1st place.

    Cant stand these type of “Yeah, but what about me?” players. Their is no ‘I’ in team, but there is in PAID.

  18. nflofficeadmin says: Oct 31, 2011 9:44 AM

    gimme some of that fast-ass food. that i paid for with my fast-ass money from my Gaint-ass paycheck.

  19. schmitty2 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:45 AM

    Man, this guy is a turd. He is going to make people forget about all of Osi’s whining

  20. waltdawg says: Oct 31, 2011 9:48 AM

    Put a microphone in front of an idiot and just hit record. “Gold Jerry gold!”

  21. captainwisdom8888 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:48 AM

    Brandon Jacobs is downright laughable.

    Throwing his helmet at fans, throwing a turd in the punchbowl, might as well just throw in the towel at this point.

  22. smad210sports says: Oct 31, 2011 9:49 AM

    You fumbled your first carry and then dropped a screen pass that was right in your hands with nobody within ten yards of you. How can you wonder that you barely touched the ball? Stop talking, start playing.

  23. humbleminded85 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:49 AM

    In the words of a true legend in the news reporting business, “stay classy Mr Jacobs…stay classy” -Scotch Scotch… I love my Scotchity Scotch-

  24. tdk24 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:50 AM

    He is too dumb to make fun of.

  25. hooks024 says: Oct 31, 2011 9:52 AM

    Just because you’re a monster for the 7 games a year that you’re not hurt doesn’t make you a feature back. Look what happened to derek ward once he had a shwag o-line blocking for him. Shut your mouth and accept your role you big, dumb oaf. Can’t wait till this d-bag is gone next year, and we can have a cohesive backfield without the crying. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  26. AlanSaysYo says: Oct 31, 2011 9:54 AM

    This comment is for everyone else’s dislike.

  27. abninf says: Oct 31, 2011 9:55 AM

    All you Giants fans paid for his fast ass car, yo.

  28. bangitfootball says: Oct 31, 2011 9:56 AM

    Unfortunately the league is filled with buffoons like Brandon Jacobs who wouldnt be qualified for a Burger King job in the real world. Know wad Im sayin yo lol.

  29. bonerchamp says: Oct 31, 2011 10:00 AM

    He’s entering TO territory but he’s not even a quarter of the player that TO was.

  30. willyalistentothis says: Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM

    He was so awful yesterday. I hope he get’s in his “fast-ass car” on Tuesday and get’s the hell out of town. He looks nothing like an NFL player. Too bad that it’s past the trade deadline. Maybe the Giants could have gotten an extra kicking tee for him.

  31. flyinhighwithvick says: Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM

    As I said last week, this guy is a ZERO in pads. Period.

  32. sowcrates says: Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM

    Brandon, you’re coming off an injury, bud. Chill out a little bit.

  33. joemontanawasthegreatest says: Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM

    Save your money Brandon, you will be out of a job at the end of 2011. You’ll be thirty next season.

  34. ost2020 says: Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM

    cut him.

  35. citiciti says: Oct 31, 2011 10:06 AM

    YO-YO-YO…aint got no!

  36. jacunn2000 says: Oct 31, 2011 10:06 AM

    Jacobs has a tiny little head for his body size. Coincidence??? I think not

  37. reasonsimadrunk says: Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM

    Way to save your money for a rainy day Jacobs. This is the last year you’re going to have a pay day in pro football. Next year, your “fast ass” car is going to take you to work at Wal Mart where you will greet people, because that’s all you’re qualified to do. And then the “fast ass” repo man is going to take your fast ass car back.

  38. mike913 says: Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM

    this guy needs to do all giants fans a favor and pull a plaxico and shoot himself in the leg. he gets that fast ass car on tuesday and by wednesday he’ll be listed on turd watch for being arrested

  39. Southpaw says: Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM

    FAST ass car? or fast ASS car??

  40. dcfan4life says: Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM

    This guy is going to go the road of Ron Dayne or Lendel White with his running style. Tentatively hit the hole, get stuffed, with no speed to turn corners. Only difference is, his mouth will just speed up his departure from the league. Hope that fast car has good resale value. Does he even know the percentage of broke former NFL players…cuz its very high.

  41. berniemadoffsides says: Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM

    Well, I guess he’s earned it.

  42. countsnail says: Oct 31, 2011 10:15 AM

    Who would actually consider signing this guy after witnessing all of these childlike temper tantrums he has been throwing for years in New York? Nobody, I would think.

    Once he’s out of the league, he’ll buy 10 more “fast ass cars” and go completely bankrupt. Then he’ll go crying to the league for financial assistance.

  43. cmb79 says: Oct 31, 2011 10:16 AM

    I’m ready for him to leave. But he won’t. He’ll somehow be back next year.

  44. skinsfanwill says: Oct 31, 2011 10:17 AM

    We all know there is no “I” in team. But Jacobs also notices there is a “Me” in team. C’mon Tom, You gotta see the writing on the wall by now. That, “He’s a competitor, and he wants to do well talk” is all garbage. If he’s not the feature back then he will be a problem. Time to cut him loose. Him and Tiki can start their own automobile franchise or fast-food joint. Call it Fast Ass Cars or Fast Ass Burgers.

  45. steelerdynasty2010 says: Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM

    i almost spat out my beer when Jaime Dukes called him the “Tip Toe Bandit” on NFLN….just hilarious….and also the reason he doesnt get any touches.

  46. patslaya says: Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM

    I’m so sick of Jacobs. The Giants should just cut their losses and get rid of him before he starts doing any damage. He was terrible yesterday running the ball and dropping passes. They should make him inactive the rest of the year and let De’rel Scott get some playing time. Their running game is awful and they need a spark. De’rel was a beast in the pre-season so why not give him a shot? The last pre-season beast the Giants had is having a pretty nice year so far and if Nicks misses any time he will just get more time on the field. Time for Brandon to go. All talk and no game!

  47. mjzaky says: Oct 31, 2011 10:51 AM

    Giants fans are like stupid little kids with a memory span of 1 week! I can’t believe Brandon got booed yesterday. Yes, he had a bad game. But why is he treated with so much hatred?? He’s played great for the Giants before; just last year was averaging over 5 YPC for us! A few comments and a bad game here and there should not mean we want to crucify him! Who scored a long receiving TD against the Eagles? Who was our lead back our Super Bowl year? Have some g-d respect! Plus if you understand anything about football, our run blocking has been horrible! If Snee makes the pro bowl this year, it’s a huge upset, since he is NOT playing well. Baas is a serious downgrade from O’Hara in his prime. David Diehl is laughably bad. Beatty is playing OK and McKenzie is stepping up his game after an awful start to the season. Giants need to invest a little more in the O-line for Bradshaw, Jacobs, or ANY Giants back to consistently produce. God I hate the Giants fanbase.. all of you suck!

  48. drobstad says: Oct 31, 2011 10:58 AM

    Seriously… Cut him… Mjzaky shut up… You obviously don’t follow the Giants and have no idea what you’re talking about. Jacobs is washed up and we have 2 better RBs on the roster than him. He is not worth the headache at this point… or the money

  49. totallydisgusted says: Oct 31, 2011 11:06 AM

    the sad part is that he won’t take responsibility for his horrendous play. he’ll blame the media or the fans instead. if you can’t produce shut the hell up and maybe no one will notice that you’re a running back with line backer size who can’t run his way out of a wet paper bag

  50. trished101 says: Oct 31, 2011 11:45 AM

    two things:
    Gilbride is a pass happy coordinator who usuallu doesn’t run enough for 2 backs.

    Remember that Bradshaw wouldn’t even be here if Jacobs didn’t rework his contract.

  51. tonyalexander says: Oct 31, 2011 11:46 AM

    Cue the Tracy Chapman…

    “You got a fast car
    I want a ticked to anywhere
    Maybe we make a deal
    Maybe together we can get somewhere
    Anyplace is better
    Starting from zero go nothing to lose
    Maybe we’ll make something
    But me myself I got nothing to prove”

  52. patslaya says: Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM


    Our Super Bowl year was years ago. OJ Anderson was the Super Bowl MVP does that mean he can come back and play? That is an idiotic statement. Jacobs had that long TD against the Eagles, you know what they say, even a blind squirrel finds a nut! Jacobs is done! I defended him last year and really though that he could just shut his mouth and help this year and he hasn’t. You are correct that the o-line isn’t helping any but the 0-line didn’t fumble the handoff yesterday or drop a screen pass. Jacobs needs to shut his trap and sit on the bench.

  53. ravensfan4life52 says: Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM

    DUDE!…I want a fast ass car. Hey Giants I’ll get you 10 yards if you buy me a fast ass car.

  54. claymatthewsisonsteroids says: Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM

    I would probably return that car considering you won’t be able to afford it soon…

  55. greymares says: Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM

    give the man credit for being smart enough to buy the car while he still HAD A JOB.

  56. Always On Slightly Off says: Oct 31, 2011 12:02 PM

    When are these player going to shut up and play football ?

  57. Always On Slightly Off says: Oct 31, 2011 12:03 PM

    When are these players going to shut up and play football ?

  58. sixjak says: Oct 31, 2011 12:26 PM

    Brandon for President.

  59. granadafan says: Oct 31, 2011 12:46 PM

    What a classy guy. He’ll be broke in less than 5 years and wishing he hadn’t blown his money.

  60. earthtopft says: Oct 31, 2011 1:30 PM

    Jacobs has a family at home. He knows that because he stopped by there a couple of weeks ago to see if his new car had arrived yet.

  61. jaymc1988 says: Oct 31, 2011 2:31 PM

    schmitty2 — agreed but atleast osi had a grip.. he has a sack in each game and is a def a top 5 if not top 3 pass rusher (and all 3 are on NYG lmao) he def deserves to get paid but not as a top 5 DE just a PASSRUSHER bec lord knows osi cant stop the run he does get a few licks but thats what we got jpp and tuck for to stop run

  62. jaymc1988 says: Oct 31, 2011 2:33 PM

    @mjzaky- apparently u didnt c the article last week where he said he doesnt want to play for Ny anymore bec he feels hes better than 10 touchs a game, than comes in the game fumbles and misses a catch with years of daylight ahead of him..thats why he got boo’d welcome 2 NY

  63. jmota222 says: Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM

    I agree with phantom stranger just cut this guy already he’s been a problem since we won the SB in 07 !!

  64. robwithers says: Oct 31, 2011 3:56 PM

    Cmon peeps Jacobs still has Game, like Baseball, Basketball, and Boxing, if you are sitting to long you get rusty, when you get no confidence boost or motivation from your coaching staff it makes you lose confidence, and builds low self esteem issues. He trying to build himself up. The Giants forget that the game plan was a one two punch! POWER AND SPEED! tire team out with one and put the other in, get them used to finesse then put in brute strength, or vise versa! They will pay if they let him go to DALLAS, PHILLY, OR EVEN WASHINGTON, teams that will utilize his strengths while showing him he is needed. He will eat them alive on another nfc rival team!

  65. ghostrider25 says: Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM

    You misplaced the hyphen. What he actually said was that he drives a “fast ass-car”.

  66. sonarman says: Nov 1, 2011 8:53 AM

    Good thing his car isn’t powered by his sorry ass…it’d go nowhere…

  67. ctp603 says: Nov 1, 2011 4:38 PM

    Truthfully I love the way Jacobs and Bradshaw worship each other as friends who happen to play the same position. When Jacobs was hurt he was continually excited for Bradshaw on the sidelines. I’m a little worried that if we lose Jacobs, we’ll lose a little bit of Bradshaw’s motivation as well.

    Get Jacobs some touches, get him involved a little bit more, and let’s not have another Tiki/Strahan type bad-mouthing this team with a legitimate shot at winning the NFC East.

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