Help me stay out of last place in the USA Today “insider” poll

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So the folks at USA Today have a poll of various on-air NFL categories.  And they’ve included a certain reformed lawyer/Internet hack with whom you may be familiar in the “insider” category.

My goal isn’t to finish first.  My goal is to not finish last.

And I need all the help I can get.

Everyone who votes for me gets a free 10-year subscription to PFT.  How will I know that you voted for me?  I’ll take your word for it.  If the honor system works to deter HGH usage, then the honor system works for me.

UPDATEHere’s the link, which I forgot to put in the original story.  Proving yet again that I need all the help I can get to stay out of last place.