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Todd Haley’s beard is not going anywhere

Kansas City Chiefs head coach Haley looks away after congratulating Miami Dolphins head coach Sparano following their NFL football game at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City Reuters

Kansas City’s embarrassing 31-3 loss to the Dolphins will not get in the way of Todd Haley’s mangy beard.

His lucky beard, which started to grow after Kansas City’s loss to the Chargers, sparked a four-game winning streak.

“My grooming habits have nothing to do with the performance of our team,” Haley said with a smile via Kent Babb of the Kansas City Star. “That’s my own obsession, compulsive disorder, whatever they call it. You don’t get to see me when I’m picking up pennies and how I do it and what pocket I put them in.”

The Chiefs’ performance against Miami was one of the most humiliating we’ve seen all year. It’s not like the Dolphins did anything tricky. They simply destroyed Kansas City in every facet.

Haley responded by giving his team a few days off this week in order to get fresh after two games in six days. The beard, however, will stay.

Perhaps he could inspire a new blog: Instead of Hipsterorhomeless.com, it could be Haleyorhomeless.com.

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13 Responses to “Todd Haley’s beard is not going anywhere”
  1. aldavisisthenfl says: Nov 11, 2011 12:41 PM

    He should shave his butt and walk backwards………..

  2. firedup1 says: Nov 11, 2011 12:42 PM

    Super Bowl.

  3. mrcosio says: Nov 11, 2011 12:53 PM

    It is Novembeard

  4. wtfpft says: Nov 11, 2011 12:59 PM

    His beard can stay but can he please go.

  5. channingtaintum says: Nov 11, 2011 1:08 PM

    Greggy-poo’s jealous since he hasn’t been able to grow out a beard yet.

  6. snarkzilla says: Nov 11, 2011 1:13 PM

    Todd Haley’s updated beard status? I guess there’s not much Chiefs excitement left after all that smoke pumping about the miraculous resurgence.

  7. chocolatebaconbutter says: Nov 11, 2011 1:36 PM

    Todd Haley with beard looks like my uncle Steve. My uncle Steve is basically the Todd Haley of Madden football. I think it’s the beard.

  8. jessethegreat says: Nov 11, 2011 1:57 PM

    My bet is he gave the players a few days off so he could go hunting. I always grow a beard for hunting come November. The beard cuts down on the wind when you’re sitting for hours at a time in your tree stand.

  9. joelvis72 says: Nov 11, 2011 2:43 PM

    The only people who don’t wear red to Chiefs home games are their opponents’ fans, and their very own head coach.

  10. snarkzilla says: Nov 11, 2011 2:51 PM

    Why is that guy touching Todd’s tummy?

  11. alaricsrevenge says: Nov 11, 2011 2:52 PM

    Haley’s beard, like the Cheifs, aren’t going anywhere.

  12. bubbyfister says: Nov 11, 2011 4:02 PM

    “Todd Haley’s beard is not going anywhere.”

    Is this about Todd’s facial hair or his wife?

  13. wtfchiefs says: Nov 11, 2011 5:21 PM

    Stubbly September gave way to Folical October, which has now given way to No Shave November…I’m so lame…..Go Chiefs!

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