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Haynesworth: “You know me, I love to hit Schaub”

Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth chases Houston Texans running back Ben Tate during their NFL football game in Tampa Reuters

Albert Haynesworth has a habit of injuring Matt Schaub. It happened at least two times when Haynesworth was a Titan, and it happened again two weeks ago in Haynesworth’s first game for the Bucs.

Haynesworth didn’t sound too broken up about the development Wednesday.

“You know me, I love to hit Schaub,” Haynesworth told Tennessee reporters via Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean.

This injury reminded Haynesworth of previous hits on the Texans quarterback.

“It was on the goal-line. He actually screamed like normal in the pile,” Haynesworth said.

You can take Haynesworth out of a Titans uniform, but he’s all class no matter what team he’s playing for.

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62 Responses to “Haynesworth: “You know me, I love to hit Schaub””
  1. James Myers says: Nov 24, 2011 8:37 AM

    Fat Albert is starting to slip into Favre-land for me. That is to say I’d rather not hear anything about him at all.

  2. abninf says: Nov 24, 2011 8:40 AM

    Yeah, Haynesworth. And Schaub has more respect from fans than you’ll ever dream of having. Matter of fact, you have zero. You’re a man-child who would be in prison if it wasn’t for a game.

  3. otistaylor89 says: Nov 24, 2011 8:41 AM

    Haynesworth went on to say, “Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!!”.

  4. eigglesnosuperbowls says: Nov 24, 2011 8:43 AM

    Haynesworthless,,,, when you hit Matt was it by accidently falling on him when you could not wait to lay down on the play ?

  5. bucforever says: Nov 24, 2011 8:45 AM

    This guy may be the spark the Bucs defence needs! Just say’in!

  6. jimbroney says: Nov 24, 2011 8:46 AM

    Please stop mentioning this load.

  7. couchbasher says: Nov 24, 2011 8:47 AM

    what a fat punk…. someone should cap this jerk.

  8. adamkronfeld says: Nov 24, 2011 8:47 AM

    “Hit” is slang for “eat.” And “Schaub” is Haynesworth for “three jars of mayonnaise at a time.”

  9. medialovesthecowboys says: Nov 24, 2011 8:48 AM

    Cannot wait to hear in 10 years that this guy is broke, and paying 7K a month.

  10. gbale says: Nov 24, 2011 8:49 AM

    This guy never fails to embarrass himself

  11. bangitfootball says: Nov 24, 2011 8:49 AM

    The classless fat boy never learns

  12. ivedoneyourwife says: Nov 24, 2011 8:50 AM

    He makes those sounds like a lobster does when you put them in the boiling water.

  13. jahbird says: Nov 24, 2011 8:52 AM

    Is Schaub the local doughnut spot in Tampa?

  14. cliffordc05 says: Nov 24, 2011 8:53 AM

    Fat Albert’s biggest hits have all come after the play is over and players are lying on the field. He has found that it is much easier to hurt real NFL players when they are off their feet. It is hard to believe that this dirtbag even talks about hitting people this year with his total of two tackles in New England.

  15. Dirty D Fo says: Nov 24, 2011 8:55 AM

    It’s a shame that this slob takes out a great football player. Someone who is a team leader, winner. He had to hurt him when they were in the pile, we all know he can’t stay off the ground.

  16. dumplingsrbrown says: Nov 24, 2011 8:57 AM

    If he’d hit the gym, he might actually be able to play like his old self. Oh, but again, he was dirty then too.

  17. dawkinseffect says: Nov 24, 2011 8:59 AM

    by class do you mean whinny little bitch who puts no effort into the NFL for the past 2+ seasons since he became an overpaid player?

    Then yes, he is all class.

  18. enea900 says: Nov 24, 2011 8:59 AM

    Gee Fat Albert, I’m surprised you didn’t say hitting Schaub was a foot stomping good time. D. Bag.

  19. nflfollower says: Nov 24, 2011 9:00 AM

    Who cares? I want defensive players to be nasty, it’s a side of football that’s quickly disappearing. Haynesworth didn’t try to hurt Schaub, he just doesn’t regret what happened, nothing wrong with that.

    I’m not saying they should be dirty, but if they honestly thought about the consequences of their hits, the game would be a lot less entertaining.

  20. i3addog says: Nov 24, 2011 9:01 AM

    Well, if today wasn’t Thanksgiving I’d call him a buttmuncher or a d00shnozzle but since it’s a holiday I won’t.

  21. richm2256 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:03 AM

    “You know me, I love to hit Schaub,” Haynesworth said
    ———————————————————
    The only thing I know about you, Albert, is that you laid down on the Redskins, and you laid down on the man who gave you another chance ….. Bill Belichick.

    Shame on you for how little you did for that man, who never once threw you under the bus despite it being so badly needed.

    I hope you fail miserably in Tampa, and the chances of that are spot-on.

  22. muckhappy says: Nov 24, 2011 9:04 AM

    What a loser this guy is. I generally don’t hope for someone to get injured but this pos needs to get out of the league. I hope tenn gives him a welcome home chop block this weekend.

  23. tjacks7 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:05 AM

    “You know me, I love to hit Schaub”

    ————————–

    There have been some mixed reports, some have the quote as:

    “You know me, I love to lay down on the job”

  24. krank00 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:11 AM

    Yep, all class. Did most if his talking while flat on his back 2 sunday’s ago.

  25. zoxitic says: Nov 24, 2011 9:13 AM

    I have no problem with what he said. I hope Cushing is next.

  26. serr8d says: Nov 24, 2011 9:15 AM

    Nice cheap shot at the #Titans there, butthead.

  27. serr8d says: Nov 24, 2011 9:16 AM

    “It was on the goal-line. He actually screamed like normal in the pile,” Haynesworth said.

    Damn. I miss that guy, really.

  28. doe22us says: Nov 24, 2011 9:18 AM

    Yes folks, and there you have it the piece of poo known as Haynesworthless.

  29. gotexans2996 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:21 AM

    Hayneswothless is best described by Warren Sapp “Turd”

  30. texansfan2012 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:21 AM

    Haynesworth is a fat POS. A complete moron and these desperate teams that sign him will get burned in the end. He will end up on the steet as a homeless guy later on.

  31. melikefootball says: Nov 24, 2011 9:24 AM

    And teams still pick him up. Classy!!!!!!

  32. palinforpresidentofnorthkorea says: Nov 24, 2011 9:27 AM

    Albert is a pile. A very big pile.

  33. blmonroe12 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:32 AM

    Haynesworth may be one of the least liked and least respected players in the league today – by fans and players alike.

  34. dd36 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:40 AM

    I am no longer going to buy Hanes underwear.

  35. eigglesnosuperbowls says: Nov 24, 2011 9:44 AM

    He’s a bitch

  36. kravenm3 says: Nov 24, 2011 9:48 AM

    Can’t say I would blame Schaub for screaming. I would scream like a little girl if Haynesworth sat on me too!

  37. miamidolphins1 says: Nov 24, 2011 10:06 AM

    what a douche bag.

    how far this guy has fallen. in 2008 he was arguably the most dominant defensive player in the game.

    fast forward to 2011- he is irrelevant.

    stay classy haynesworth

  38. tdk24 says: Nov 24, 2011 10:23 AM

    You’re all missing the point. Schaub is a screamer! LOL

  39. nesuperfan says: Nov 24, 2011 10:29 AM

    kravenm3 says:Nov 24, 2011 9:48 AM

    Can’t say I would blame Schaub for screaming. I would scream like a little girl if Haynesworth sat on me too!
    __________________________________

    I am pretty sure I would pop like a teenager’s zit.

  40. selldannysell says: Nov 24, 2011 10:40 AM

    He must have found out that Schaub took his chicken.

  41. lemmam says: Nov 24, 2011 10:42 AM

    the injury happened when fat albert stepped on Shaub, it was NOT from a hit. he broke his foot. albert is a fat ass

  42. TheWizard says: Nov 24, 2011 10:42 AM

    If he said that, I’m glad this jerk is out of NE

  43. krank00 says: Nov 24, 2011 10:44 AM

    zoxitic says: Nov 24, 2011 9:13 AM

    I have no problem with what he said. I hope Cushing is next.

    Zoxitic, you are the most caustic of fans!!
    You watch your team win a game they were not supposed to win(Ravens) and post about the how the look on the faces of the Ravens fans gave you pleasure.
    You cheer when Schaub gets hurt.
    Now you are wishing injury on Cushing and think it is ok to to make light of hurting someone.
    Dude have you ever really been injured or do you just sit in front of a computer all day spilling vile garbage all over the internet about how you enjoy peoples misery? I hope the next time you hurt yourself there is someone there to tell you how you deserve it and they give you an applause!

  44. bigkatvik7 says: Nov 24, 2011 10:45 AM

    And yet another reminder of how classy Fat Albert is. What a turd.

  45. east96st says: Nov 24, 2011 10:47 AM

    “Cannot wait to hear in 10 years that this guy is broke, and paying 7K a month.”

    I give it two years. Three max. Would love to see Vegas odds on who ends up broke fastest after their career, Haynesworth, Dez, or DeSean. I think it’s even money that all three will be on food stamps within five years out of the League.

  46. Patskrieg dot com says: Nov 24, 2011 10:55 AM

    “You know me, I love to be a fat slob.” – Albert Haynesworth

  47. antoniocromarties12kids says: Nov 24, 2011 11:02 AM

    wonder why he didn’t get fined for hurting schaub since GODell told hayes he got fined for putting to much weight behind a hit

  48. Slim Charles says: Nov 24, 2011 11:06 AM

    That was a pretty hilarious line though. I respect Haynesworth for tricking idiot Snyder into paying him enough money to never have to work again.

  49. ufojoe1 says: Nov 24, 2011 11:18 AM

    Great pick-up for the Bucs. Those wishing for his demise and failure in Tampa are going to be sadly disappointed. Bucs have some much needed nastiness on the D Line.

  50. arbiterflick says: Nov 24, 2011 11:28 AM

    Pretty disappointed in Tampa Bay for claiming this guy. It’ll backfire anyway, but that’s not the point.

    Time and time again organizations show they don’t even remotely care about character.

  51. sethb222 says: Nov 24, 2011 11:31 AM

    Tampa doesn’t get the national stage too much, but he has played his a** off for us and he been able to stay fresh with the rotation we have.

    Going back to Tennessee… Hassleback beware

  52. upyoursnfu says: Nov 24, 2011 11:47 AM

    What he meant to say is “I like to hit the buffet, and then the lazyboy”

  53. commandercornpone says: Nov 24, 2011 11:47 AM

    u mean he ground his ass into the ground

  54. hatesycophants says: Nov 24, 2011 11:48 AM

    I get the sense that many of the “fans” on this site don’t know a goddamned thing about football. Respect from fans? That means nothing. Matt Schaub is a “great” player? He is not. He could be, but he isn’t now.

    Anyone who expects “class” from a 400 lb guy, who runs into other large men for a living, deserves to be disappointed.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

    Go Lions! Go Badgers!

  55. chasemutley says: Nov 24, 2011 12:17 PM

    I’d scream too if that fat mess was sitting on me.

  56. hehateu says: Nov 24, 2011 12:21 PM

    Big deal, tell me the name of one d-lineman that doesn’t like to hit qbs

  57. tike1776 says: Nov 24, 2011 12:21 PM

    Your a DumbA_ _ !! Haynesworth you fell on top of him hell it’s not like you laid him out by hitting him. I would scream too if a big A_ _ like you fell on top of me.

  58. deadmanwalking47 says: Nov 24, 2011 12:28 PM

    haynesworth is a turd that needs to be flushed for good!

  59. ruggerlad says: Nov 24, 2011 12:31 PM

    What happens when Al picks on someone his own size? Watch and see.

  60. mikehockhurtz says: Nov 24, 2011 12:53 PM

    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son…

  61. mrcosio says: Nov 24, 2011 12:56 PM

    He also like stepping on people’s eyes when he’s wearing his cleats

  62. doublebro says: Nov 24, 2011 3:47 PM

    Hey hatesycophants…Happy Thanksgiving to you to boss. Another quality showing by your Lions on Thanksgiving. Hopefully one of these days the NFL will mercifully end this “tradition”.

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