APThe 2011 Chargers season essentially ended on Sunday in appropriate fashion.
Philip Rivers was erratic and Norv Turner coached not to lose. Oh, and the lasting image of Turner’s last chance in San Diego? His kicker was caught taking a piss on the sideline.
Ladies and gentlemen: Nick Novak.
We suppose it beats eating a hot dog.
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Well that makes sense. As a kicker all you do all game is walk the sideline, drink gatorade, practice kicking, drink water, kick a extra point here and there, drink more water, and repeat.
What a coincidence, Norval Turner pissed away any chances the Chargers had of winning something, anything, the past few years.
Usually Charger kickers wait until the potential game winning kick to piss themselves…
He was just practicing getting it thru the uprights. Of course, since he’s a Charger, he choked and got it all over his leg.
It’s never felt so good to have relieved myself of season tix in SD the minute I found out they hired Norv.
Thanks for wasting 4 years in SD Norv. Solid work as usual.
If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Novak just became one of my favorite players
Why does the NFL not allow port-o-potties on the field for the players? They drink so much fluids during the game.
Doesn’t he know that’s a felony in some states?
I can’t believe the No Fun League posted a video of a player peeing on its website. Don’t go to the ground to celebrate a TD though.. that projects the wrong image. What?!
You have just been * Norv’ed * again !
Fitting. He chose to do it right by the gatorade. Wonder if he was as accurate as his overtime FG.
Is it me or is it weird that the NFL is hosting this video? weird.
Saving his pants the embarrassment after watching tebow take away their playoff hopes
bronfieldmann says:Nov 27, 2011 10:16 PM
Is it me or is it weird that the NFL is hosting this video? weird.
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I noticed that too. Whoever put this up on NFL.com should get fired. Roger Goodell should bbe embarrassed to be associated with that.
Novak p1ssed away the game winning field goal.
Looked like he had some trouble finding the little guy. Thank God he wasn’t in GB, that turtle would have never come out of its’ shell!
Urinating in public offenders must register as sex offenders in some states.
Probably peed in a cup and handed it to Norv.
now I’m gonna have to try to urinate kneeling. that looks difficult.
If there is any player on the sidelines who has the time to duck into the locker-room for a quick pee, it would be the kicker.
that was AWESOME!!! Best highlight of the entire game. Glad to see John Elway’s been practicing his “happy face” since last week. Although, anyone else think it was weird Elway was channeling his Jerry Jones by being on the sideline @ the end of the game????
Chargers should be embarrassed they lost this one.
He’s a kicker, he was just gauging the wind. Duh.
Any reason they can’t have a port-o-let on the sidelines?
I’m guessing that’s NOT the type of product placement Gatorade was counting on when it supplied those towels.
Ironically, it had to be the lemon-lime sports drink that’s been trying end associations with warm piss since its inception.
R Kelly never watched a moment in a football game so intensely.
The Stanfurd Band approves.
Maybe he’s the funniest guy ever and is just spiking the long snappers cup?
He is my St. Nick! Go Broncos!
No no, he was just Tebowing!
He was checking to see which way the wind was blowing!
He kept just enough to piss that kick down the side of his leg.
How is he not charged with urinating in public? I live in Virginia and if you’re drunk and take a leak in an alleyway where no one can see you you get charged as a sex offender. He was fully coherent and made the decision to pee on the field on national TV and in front of 64,000 people, and doesn’t get charged with anything? Must be nice being a football player.
Don’t drink the yellow Gatorade!
The guys actually playing sweat it out. Kickers, not so much. No big deal the guy took a leak, or worse texted somebody.
Shout out the guy holding the towel over him.
Pull the short straw? Rock, paper, scissors? Owe somebody money?
From personal experience, this happens more on NFL sidelines than you might think. And no, they weren’t the kickers doing it.
Give the guy a break. He already had a bad day missing two field goals that would have won the game. Do you have to totally humiliate him on top of that?
….a shoe in for a spot on C’mon Man!
I played football with a full bladder. But, you know what made me get through the game? I ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME AND TOOK MY MIND OFF OF IT.
pbolyard says:
Nov 27, 2011 10:43 PM
Urinating in public offenders must register as sex offenders in some states.
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Lol, I kicker as a sex offender, priceless.
Maybe Godell has already brought in HGH testing and the edict was sent down the mountain for Nick to provide a mid game sample.
Damn this happened in Cali? San Diego County DA could have a field day with this. There’s video proof of him pissing in public. That’s a punishable felony and Sex Offender status in this state lol. I suppose being a Charger is punishment enough though. Should’ve kept your OC job in San Francisco Norv, then again that may have avoided that dumpster fire that was Singletary becoming HC leading to Harbaugh so I’m glad you didn’t
When you gotta go…
It’s good to be male.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Was anyone else aware that Novack is really R Kelly?
I hear Elway is in talks with Minnesota about a trade for McNabb. Vikings want a #1 but Denver want go higher
than a #2. Denver is still in negotiations
Roger Goodell will fine Novak and whoever posted the video $75,000.
Indecent exposure? This game must have been played in Wisconsin. They are used to this stuff…
At least he didn’t wipe a booger on Mark Brunell.
My wife asked if he was pissing. I looked and paused and sure enough we knew he wasn’t tying his shoes so the only logical answer was he was refilling the gatorade duh!!
I’m surprised he doesn’t use a holder for that…
Maybe that’s why he missed the FG .. He just couldn’t holder anymore
norv doesn’t deserve the hate, he’s just another in a long line of cursed san diego sports figures
every chargers head coach and player in the superbowl era inevitably end up pissing away any shot at a superbowl
fact…….
How’s it feel to make the highlight reel, Mr. Novak?Surely Momma Novak is soooo proud…
Big deal. So the dude took a piss. Good thing Suh wasn’t in the area. Would have probably had his face rubbed in it.
Maybe if he had taken a dump he would have made the winning field goal. He might have pulled a muscle pissing like that.
If any of us did that, they’d arrest us for indecent exposure.
Maybe he was just peeing and Tebowing at the same time.
Although I think this is very funny, last time I did this I spent a few days in jail! Lol. Good thing they didn’t throw me on the list.
No reason they shouldn’t have a port-o-potty on the sideline, when you gotta go you gotta go!
Could you please spare us the early-morning profanity? I expect more from PFT. Besides if you used the word whizz, you could work in a clever Onterrio Smith reference,.
thanks God he didnt have to take a scheott
i dont think I could have watched it
It was probably one of the league’s new random drug tests. The next one will be in the huddle.
eaglesandflyers says: Nov 28, 2011 1:45 AM
Roger Goodell will fine Novak and whoever posted the video $75,000.
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No he won’t.
If ever there was an incident that Goodell wants to ignore, and pretend didn’t happen, that would be it…
1) If you can actually get charged as a sex offender for pissing in public, you guys need to regain control of your laws. That’s about as ludicrous as it gets.
2) I saw this on TV live, and I was wondering why the hell they had a camera on this guy; I assumed he was putting on a jock of something. The team mate had the towel up; there’s no doubt he was trying to hide. So why was the camera guy focused there? Seemed strange.
Naw, he was making a fresh bottle of gatorade for the Broncos.
Playoff hopes, pissed away.
How does Marty-ball look now, Chargers Fans?
Please do NOT fire Norv. We Raiders fans love him when he’s coaching ANOTHER AFC West team.
“smartbutlazy says: Nov 27, 2011 11:02 PM
He’s a kicker, he was just gauging the wind. Duh.”
Comment of the month.
I’ve often wondered why no porta-potties on the sideline?
pbolyard says: Urinating in public offenders must register as sex offenders in some states.
It’s not in Pennsylvania if you notify your supervisor.
bronfieldmann says: Is it me or is it weird that the NFL is hosting this video? weird.
NFL.com “broke” the story, in addition to hosting the video. They clearly knew this would be out there whether they ignored it or not. Better to be proactive with the story and spin than let someone else do it.
pastabelly says:
I noticed that too. Whoever put this up on NFL.com should get fired. Roger Goodell should bbe embarrassed to be associated with that.
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Lighten up, Francis.
redskinspike says:
Nov 27, 2011 11:40 PM
How is he not charged with urinating in public? I live in Virginia and if you’re drunk and take a leak in an alleyway where no one can see you you get charged as a sex offender. He was fully coherent and made the decision to pee on the field on national TV and in front of 64,000 people, and doesn’t get charged with anything? Must be nice being a football player.
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Were you born without a sense of humor or did you have it removed?
I loved how the director kept the screen on him urinating there. How could you not tell he was urinating? Too funny. He should have just done like Mark Schlereth, and pissed himself. Schlereth did it in EVERY SINGLE GAME. He also used to puke during every game. That is AWESOME.
What the video doesnt show is a camera phone and a pair of crocs
Nick Novak is getting more attention for urinating on the field than missing 2 key long field goals.
Another reason NOT to high-five a kicker!
Urinating during a contest…NASCAR drivers approve.
I like Novaks confidence here. He obviously planned on actually making the game winning FG and didnt want Norv to get a cold Gatorade shower.
Stay classy San Diego!
@realitypolice
…. it was a joke.