Comments on: Yes, Nick Novak was urinating on the sideline

By: redskinspike

redskinspike — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:53:03 +0000

@realitypolice

…. it was a joke.

By: yallbetuckfards

yallbetuckfards — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:18:29 +0000

I like Novaks confidence here. He obviously planned on actually making the game winning FG and didnt want Norv to get a cold Gatorade shower.

Stay classy San Diego!

By: pigskinswag

pigskinswag — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:44:05 +0000

Urinating during a contest…NASCAR drivers approve.

By: selldannysell

selldannysell — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:04:11 +0000

Another reason NOT to high-five a kicker!

By: icanspeel

icanspeel — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:03:53 +0000

Nick Novak is getting more attention for urinating on the field than missing 2 key long field goals.

By: matt530

matt530 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:58:41 +0000

What the video doesnt show is a camera phone and a pair of crocs

By: djrando7

djrando7 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:43:30 +0000

I loved how the director kept the screen on him urinating there. How could you not tell he was urinating? Too funny. He should have just done like Mark Schlereth, and pissed himself. Schlereth did it in EVERY SINGLE GAME. He also used to puke during every game. That is AWESOME.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:42:36 +0000

redskinspike says:
Nov 27, 2011 11:40 PM
How is he not charged with urinating in public? I live in Virginia and if you’re drunk and take a leak in an alleyway where no one can see you you get charged as a sex offender. He was fully coherent and made the decision to pee on the field on national TV and in front of 64,000 people, and doesn’t get charged with anything? Must be nice being a football player.
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Were you born without a sense of humor or did you have it removed?

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:40:47 +0000

pastabelly says:

I noticed that too. Whoever put this up on NFL.com should get fired. Roger Goodell should bbe embarrassed to be associated with that.
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Lighten up, Francis.

By: j0esixpack

j0esixpack — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:36:22 +0000

pbolyard says: Urinating in public offenders must register as sex offenders in some states.

It’s not in Pennsylvania if you notify your supervisor.

bronfieldmann says: Is it me or is it weird that the NFL is hosting this video? weird.

NFL.com “broke” the story, in addition to hosting the video. They clearly knew this would be out there whether they ignored it or not. Better to be proactive with the story and spin than let someone else do it.

By: wtfru2

wtfru2 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:31:51 +0000

I’ve often wondered why no porta-potties on the sideline?

By: comeonnowguys

comeonnowguys — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:18:48 +0000

“smartbutlazy says: Nov 27, 2011 11:02 PM

He’s a kicker, he was just gauging the wind. Duh.”

Comment of the month.

By: raiderbeliever

raiderbeliever — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:10:30 +0000

Please do NOT fire Norv. We Raiders fans love him when he’s coaching ANOTHER AFC West team.

By: audient

audient — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:10:09 +0000

Playoff hopes, pissed away.

How does Marty-ball look now, Chargers Fans?

By: raiderbeliever

raiderbeliever — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:09:29 +0000

Naw, he was making a fresh bottle of gatorade for the Broncos.

By: cshearing

cshearing — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:51:26 +0000

1) If you can actually get charged as a sex offender for pissing in public, you guys need to regain control of your laws. That’s about as ludicrous as it gets.

2) I saw this on TV live, and I was wondering why the hell they had a camera on this guy; I assumed he was putting on a jock of something. The team mate had the towel up; there’s no doubt he was trying to hide. So why was the camera guy focused there? Seemed strange.

By: 3octaveFart

3octaveFart — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:51:06 +0000

eaglesandflyers says: Nov 28, 2011 1:45 AM

Roger Goodell will fine Novak and whoever posted the video $75,000.
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No he won’t.
If ever there was an incident that Goodell wants to ignore, and pretend didn’t happen, that would be it…

By: carolinacraig

carolinacraig — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:49:39 +0000

It was probably one of the league’s new random drug tests. The next one will be in the huddle.

By: zimaman

zimaman — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:47:43 +0000

thanks God he didnt have to take a scheott

i dont think I could have watched it

By: cuda1234

cuda1234 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:15:23 +0000

Could you please spare us the early-morning profanity? I expect more from PFT. Besides if you used the word whizz, you could work in a clever Onterrio Smith reference,.

By: pantherfaninmd

pantherfaninmd — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:04:21 +0000

Although I think this is very funny, last time I did this I spent a few days in jail! Lol. Good thing they didn’t throw me on the list.

No reason they shouldn’t have a port-o-potty on the sideline, when you gotta go you gotta go!

By: haywoodjablomee

haywoodjablomee — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:03:03 +0000

Maybe he was just peeing and Tebowing at the same time.

By: drednot

drednot — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:47:02 +0000

If any of us did that, they’d arrest us for indecent exposure.

By: peed1

peed1 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:37:12 +0000

Maybe if he had taken a dump he would have made the winning field goal. He might have pulled a muscle pissing like that.

By: 06mustang

06mustang — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:19:25 +0000

Big deal. So the dude took a piss. Good thing Suh wasn’t in the area. Would have probably had his face rubbed in it.

By: blackqbwhiterb

blackqbwhiterb — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:23:04 +0000

How’s it feel to make the highlight reel, Mr. Novak?Surely Momma Novak is soooo proud…

By: jcdavey2011

jcdavey2011 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 08:16:44 +0000

norv doesn’t deserve the hate, he’s just another in a long line of cursed san diego sports figures

every chargers head coach and player in the superbowl era inevitably end up pissing away any shot at a superbowl

fact…….

By: raider23mike

raider23mike — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 08:00:47 +0000

Maybe that’s why he missed the FG .. He just couldn’t holder anymore

By: brutus3413

brutus3413 — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 07:36:26 +0000

I’m surprised he doesn’t use a holder for that…

By: linkinxr

linkinxr — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 07:26:30 +0000

My wife asked if he was pissing. I looked and paused and sure enough we knew he wasn’t tying his shoes so the only logical answer was he was refilling the gatorade duh!!