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Saturday morning one-liners

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WR David Clowney, a former member of the Jets, is one of seven players signed to futures contracts by the Bills.

Jason Taylor played his last Dolphins game last Sunday and he is already a television commentator for this weekend’s games.

Patriots players didn’t have much to say about offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien’s decision to head to Penn State.

The Jets are getting the Onion treatment in the aftermath of their season.

Mike Preston of the Baltimore Sun files his report card for the Ravens’ regular season.

It has been a pretty dramatic turnaround for the Bengals in the last year.

Browns T Joe Thomas is the brightest current sports star in Cleveland.

Said Steelers WR Hines Ward of running back coach Kirby Wilson’s recovery from burns, “You start to think more about his family than anything. I think football is second. Everyone on this team is thinking more of his family, his health and well-being.”

Texans owner Bob McNair is enjoying his team’s first appearance in the playoffs.

WR Pierre Garcon is expected to shop around before deciding whether to re-sign with the Colts.

RB Maurice Jones-Drew is the fifth member of the Jaguars to be named to the All-Pro first team.

S Chris Hope thinks he can help a team next season despite losing his starting job with the Titans this year.

The Broncos defense is working hard not to find themselves deceived by Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger.

A video look at the top 10 offensive plays of the Chiefs season.

The Raiders quarterbacks didn’t rise to the desired level this season.

Chargers LB Antwan Barnes got fined $25,000 for making contact with an official last Sunday.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones responded to Warren Moon calling WR Dez Bryant a knucklehead during a radio interview.

Giants WR Victor Cruz turned down an invitation to compete on Dancing With the Stars.

Former Rams WR Mardy Gilyard signed a futures contract with the Eagles.

The Redskins will have seven games against this year’s playoff teams next season.

Said new Bears offensive coordinator Mike Tice, “Details are the key. We need to detail everything out. Have a play for every situation. And have a way to get out of all bad plays.”

Lions coach Jim Schwartz showed his team a video of postseason highlights to help get them ready for the Saints.

The Packers expect CB Jarrett Bush to get offers on the open market as a free agent.

A group of county leaders is leading a push for a public vote on funding for a new Vikings stadium.

LB Spencer Adkins has stepped right in for the Falcons after injuries forced him into the starting lineup.

The Panthers staff will not be coaching the Senior Bowl.

Saints DB Malcolm Jenkins talks about how the team will defend Calvin Johnson.

Buccaneers CB Ronde Barber had surgery to repair a broken arm on Friday.

If Todd Haley does return to the Cardinals, they will have to open up a spot on the staff to accomodate him.

The man responsible for the 2010 murder of Brandon Joyce, who spent time with the Rams, pleaded guilty to the crime on Friday.

49ers TE Delanie Walker spoke to the media for the first time since breaking his jaw, but it doesn’t sound like a return is right around the corner.

The Seahawks signed WR Charly Martin and DT Adrian Taylor to futures contracts.

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8 Responses to “Saturday morning one-liners”
  1. drumzan says: Jan 7, 2012 9:15 AM

    I hope Jason Taylor bumps Michael Irvin off NFLN…

  2. bleed4philly says: Jan 7, 2012 9:26 AM

    Mardy Gilyard signing = Desean getting franchised and traded for a 2nd-3rd round pick. FML

  3. whitecastleisafoodgroup says: Jan 7, 2012 9:36 AM

    So for the Bears that means back to “Walter left, Walter right, Walter up the middle, punt”.

    Which bad play do we take out coach? :)

  4. tinkletinkleonyourstar says: Jan 7, 2012 9:54 AM

    “Giants WR Victor Cruz turned down an invitation to compete on Dancing With the Stars.”

    victor, on behalf of giants fans everywhere, THANK YOU.

  5. bunjy96 says: Jan 7, 2012 10:04 AM

    I count at least 3 players who were all pro who were FA and signed with a new team.

    C. Rogers, Joseph and Leach.

    Did I miss anyone?

  6. bunjy96 says: Jan 7, 2012 10:14 AM

    Ryan said, “How many times do I have to tell you? Mark Sanchez is the heart and soul of the 2011-2012 Jets.”

    +++

    Think the heart is in bad shape. Can’t speak about the soul.

  7. darrylh1978 says: Jan 7, 2012 11:24 AM

    Keep Jason Cambell and please, please release Carson Palmer while you have the chance!!!

  8. antibenapalooza says: Jan 8, 2012 8:33 AM

    The linked article in the Pig Ben Rottenberger comment says he is the same guy he has always been…that is the truth!

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