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Wednesday morning one-liners

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Former Dolphins WR Mark Duper says he feels great despite recently having a football-sized malignant tumor removed from his kidney.

The Patriots are motivated by revenge.

The Jets have hired Dave DeGuglielmo as their new offensive line coach, reuniting him with his old boss in Miami, Jets offensive coordinator Tony Sparano.

Ravens K Billy Cundiff is getting credit for being a stand-up guy after blowing the AFC Championship Game.

Last year the Bengals wouldn’t allow secondary coach Kevin Coyle to interview elsewhere, but this year they’re letting him interview.

Tim Hauck is the Browns’ new defensive backs coach.

Randy Fichtner could become the Steelers’ next offensive coordinator.

The Texans call J.J. WattThe Milkman” because he always delivers, which makes no sense because milkmen haven’t delivered in about half a century.

Colts owner Jim Irsay has put together a long list of coaching candidates.

Says Jaguars G.M. Gene Smith of his player evaluations, “I want to feel the player, not just see the player. How they compete, what kind of shape they’re in, what they comprehend. That, to me, is a big part of the live exposures.”

The Broncos will look to improve primarily through the draft, not free agency.

Raiders G.M. Reggie McKenzie is putting a lot on the line with new head coach Dennis Allen.

The Chargers are hoping to add a pass rusher.

The Cowboys met with Alabama OLB Courtney Upshaw at the Senior Bowl.

The Giants say they weren’t head-hunting with 49ers return man Kyle Williams.

Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie is taking some criticism in Philadelphia.

Redskins S LaRon Landry is opting for a non-surgical approach to his Achilles injury.

Phil Emery’s boss in Kansas City says he’s ready to take over the Bears’ front office.

The Lions are working on extensions with their assistant coaches.

Mike Holmgren will be inducted into the Packers’ Hall of Fame.

Vikings head coach Leslie Frazier says he’s impressed by the enthusiasm of assistant coach Brendan Daly.

A new open-air stadium for the Falcons is being discussed in Atlanta.

Panthers secondary coach Steve Wilks is right at home in Charlotte.

Says new Saints defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo of getting hired in New Orleans after getting fired in St. Louis, “I’m very blessed that when this thing happened in St. Louis, the phone did ring.”

Mike Sherman looks like the favorite to become the next head coach of the Bucs, although it’s entirely possible that the team is secretly negotiating with an unknown candidate, as it did with Chip Kelly.

The Rams’ lease says the Edward Jones Dome has to be a first-tier stadium, although it’s not quite clear what “first-tier” means.

There’s talk in San Francisco that the 49ers should go after DeSean Jackson.

Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch is heading to the Pro Bowl.

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15 Responses to “Wednesday morning one-liners”
  1. blackqbwhiterb says: Jan 25, 2012 7:51 AM

    LaRon Landry is “opting for a non-surgical approach to his Achilles injury”….I think the Redskins are going to opt for a non-contractual extension to his contract extension.

  2. citnetter says: Jan 25, 2012 8:15 AM

    “The Texans call J.J. Watt “The Milkman” because he always delivers, which makes no sense because milkmen haven’t delivered in about half a century.”

    No, Conner Barwin gave him that moniker because the kid drinks more milk than anyone he’s ever seen. Barwin said so on his Twitter page a few weeks ago. The “always delivers” saying just came with it b/c that’s what they used to say about milkmen and b/c Watt is a beast on game day.

  3. chuckxx says: Jan 25, 2012 8:18 AM

    The Chiefs will miss Phil Emery much more than they realize. When Pioli was in charge of the draft it was a total disaster. 9 picks and 7 of those guys are no longer on the team. Plus of the 2 remaining one is Tyson Jackson a first rounder who has been a HUGE dissapointment. Better give Emery a nice pay raise and keep him.

  4. aaroncurryisbust says: Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM

    Marshawn Lynch deserved to make the Pro Bowl over Frank Gore anyway. 5 more TDs in 1 less game.

  5. giantspunk213 says: Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM

    People say Tom Hanks is a stand up guy too but i wouldn’t want him kicking my field goals either.

  6. damnsureis says: Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM

    How come half of the articles say the Patriots are motivated by revenge and the other half say that there is only a few Patriots left from the last Super Bowl team? Seems a little inconsistent.

  7. abbazabba420b says: Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM

    Evans blew the game for them, not Cundiff.

  8. bunjy96 says: Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM

    Does Tampa have any idea what they would be getting in Sherman?

    Its like the bottom of the barrel. Both Marty and Zimmer would appear to be a better option.

  9. klunge says: Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM

    “There’s talk in San Francisco that the 49ers should go after DeSean Jackson.”

    Why? They already have a good returner but mediocre receiver in Ted Ginn Jr, and he’ll play for less money.

  10. The Prophet says: Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM

    I can’t believe people are arguing the origin of “Milkman”. Unless he was named after some obscure guy named Viktor Milk or something, a horrific and brutal warrior who killed more enemies that Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun put together, then its just an incredibly stupid nickname.

  11. coolbeans59 says: Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM

    MDS, there are milkmen in Colorado. It’s a company called Royal Crest Dairy.

    I, my parents and my grandma all grew up in Wisconsin. My grandma’s dad was a German immigrant cheese maker. ALL of us think Royal Crest is the best milk we’ve ever had.

    So it’s still around.

  12. 8man says: Jan 25, 2012 11:08 AM

    The Patriots need to be motivated by winning and creating a legacy for this squad, not one that let it slip away. Winning this game won’t change anything about four years ago. But it’ll make waking up the following Monday morning a lot easier.

  13. mykl954 says: Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM

    Fins offloading its trash on its closest competitor. For a fins fan, could it have worked out any better?

  14. cletusvandam says: Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM

    “There’s talk in San Francisco that the 49ers should go after DeSean Jackson.”

    ———-
    Please no. The last thing the 49ers need is a tiny WR that can only run one route, has mediocre hands and is a pouty, whiny, diva.

  15. Match Point Floppy says: Jan 26, 2012 4:17 AM

    “The Texans call J.J. Watt “The Milkman” because he always delivers, which makes no sense because milkmen haven’t delivered in about half a century.”

    “No, Conner Barwin gave him that moniker because the kid drinks more milk than anyone he’s ever seen. Barwin said so on his Twitter page a few weeks ago. The “always delivers” saying just came with it b/c that’s what they used to say about milkmen and b/c Watt is a beast on game day.”

    And it also makes sense since he went to Wisconsin, the dairy capital of America.

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