Eagles tight end Brent Celek escaped injury in an early-morning car accident in South Philadelphia.
According to the Courier-Post, Celek was a passenger in a vehicle that, per authorities, was going too fast when it spun out of control and struck a concrete barrier at 2:30 a.m. ET.
The driver was arrested on DUI charges. Celek was not charged.
It’s unknown whether Celek had been drinking. When multiple people are in a car and the driver is charged with DUI, it’s unusual for the passenger(s) to be sober.
It’s also unknown whether the driver, or anyone else in the car, had been drinking Captain Morgan rum.
UPDATE 8:52 a.m. ET: A reader points out that Wednesday was Celek’s birthday. And indeed it was, his 27th. Draw your own conclusions, then, about whether the driver was the least drunk person in the car.