So he decided to release a statement that says nothing at all instead. With a picture attached!
“Peyton Manning, Jim Irsay and the entire Colts family remain close and unified as we continue to work through all the options that relate to his future with the Colts,” the statement reads. “The present focus is on the Super Bowl and the great game that awaits.
“A good time was had by all at the Colts party Thursday night.”
Colts fans everywhere surely say thank you.
We can feel the awkwardness just looking at that picture. It’s like a divorcing family’s last Christmas card.
UPDATE 4:56 p.m. ET: Yes, that is Meg Ryan in the photo.