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Brady’s sister to marry Red Sox’s Youkilis

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It’s a slow Friday, and I was making the rounds and I noticed a blurb on ESPNBoston.com that was worth a quick mention.

A very quick mention.

The sister of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is engaged to marry Red Sox third baseman Kevin Youkilis.

And so when the Red Sox lose the World Series after the first baseman drops a toss or two from third, the eventual Mrs. Youkilis can say, “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Yep, I wrote this story for the sole purpose of using that line.

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37 Responses to “Brady’s sister to marry Red Sox’s Youkilis”
  1. Mike Roberts says: Feb 10, 2012 1:53 PM

    Nice!

  2. bozosforall says: Feb 10, 2012 1:53 PM

    And so when the Red Sox lose the World Series after the first baseman drops a throw or two from third, the eventual Mrs. Youkilis can say, “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

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    INSTANT CLASSIC

  3. jaggedmark says: Feb 10, 2012 1:55 PM

    If you had put a picture of Brady’s sister in this story, along with her name, the story would be more interesting.

  4. waxthat says: Feb 10, 2012 1:57 PM

    LMAO…funniest thing you’ve ever said, Mike.

  5. chocopoppy says: Feb 10, 2012 1:57 PM

    How about a picture of Mrs. Youk and not the guy with tobacco spit on his goatee?

  6. gallaghedj311 says: Feb 10, 2012 2:01 PM

    Well done Mike. This is why I’ve been following u since 2006

  7. cmstrick says: Feb 10, 2012 2:08 PM

    “Yep, I wrote this story for the sole purpose of using that line.”

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    Worth it.

  8. dtr3e says: Feb 10, 2012 2:08 PM

    Haha… stupid bit–!

  9. nineroutsider says: Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM

    jaggedmark says: Feb 10, 2012 1:55 PM

    If you had put a picture of Brady’s sister in this story, along with her name, the story would be more interesting.
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    That reminds me of the Seinfeld where George is dating a chick that is the exact female version of Jerry and he takes so much heat for it, not to mention he begins questioned himself. You want to date Brady’s exact female version don’t you?

  10. fissels says: Feb 10, 2012 2:18 PM

    Da Youka!

  11. mykl954 says: Feb 10, 2012 2:18 PM

    The happy couple:

    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/896/206/nancy-brady-kevin-youkilis_display_image.jpg?1328728526

  12. mzdawn05 says: Feb 10, 2012 2:21 PM

    Lol!! Too funny!!!

  13. Stupid Raiders Fan says: Feb 10, 2012 2:23 PM

    She’s not as dreamy as Tom

  14. AlanSaysYo says: Feb 10, 2012 2:25 PM

    Meanwhile, younger sister Jan continues to lament her perpetual status as bridesmaid.

  15. century66 says: Feb 10, 2012 2:29 PM

    Classic!!!

  16. deconjonesbitchslap says: Feb 10, 2012 2:32 PM

    we should all cherish these moments during the year when there is no talk of baseball. these are the glory days. March comes, and it’s all over.

  17. n0hopeleft says: Feb 10, 2012 2:41 PM

    Id beat!

  18. rexryansfootsoldier says: Feb 10, 2012 2:55 PM

    Works out well. Youk and Brady can give each other tantrum lessons over Thanksgiving dinner.

    Seriously, watch Youk strike out and Brades throw a pick. Similarities are uncanny.

  19. patsfiend says: Feb 10, 2012 2:55 PM

    Hah. That’s awesome. She’s a looker… he married up! Brady has a lot of sisters. Maybe we can hook up his others with Rondo and Seguin.

    Keeping it all in the family with Boston athletes! I like how often these teams “cross-polinate.” Time to root for the B’s and C’s… and down the road (like, August) the Sox.

  20. august1969 says: Feb 10, 2012 3:20 PM

    Lets hope the Brady DNA wins out with Youk’s kids.

  21. brenenostler says: Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM

    Watch this guy get traded to New York

  22. frankpm says: Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM

    well played, worthy adversary =)

  23. schmitty2 says: Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM

    Should be an interesting family dinner. I picture Youk chowing down on a steak and chugging a beer with Gisele looking on in horror while nibbling on a piece of lettuce

  24. bosfaninva says: Feb 10, 2012 4:16 PM

    Mazel tov!

  25. stavreafavre says: Feb 10, 2012 4:44 PM

    Not a handsome guy. Must be his money or his bat.

  26. bosfaninva says: Feb 10, 2012 5:00 PM

    I believe it was Terry Francona who said of Youk, “The Greek God of Walks? I’ve seen him in the shower. He’s not the greek god of anything.”

  27. waxthat says: Feb 10, 2012 5:03 PM

    @august1969

    brady + youk = TEBOW!

  28. cliffcla says: Feb 10, 2012 5:21 PM

    Hey If the mighty, mighty Brad Johnson can throw a touchdown pass to himself… Tom can step it up a notch himself. His wife needs to learn a little etiquette and not swear. When I was a child and swore I got spanked………….. Nevermind I forgot where I was going with that one.

  29. bozosforall says: Feb 10, 2012 5:34 PM

    brenenostler says:
    Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM
    Watch this guy get traded to New York

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    Tom is a Yankees fan. Would make Youk more desirable as a brother-in-law to him.

  30. 3octaveFart says: Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM

    How long before she mouths off about his teammates…?

  31. Sandra Lee's Cans says: Feb 10, 2012 7:06 PM

    Wow. If he’s the best she can do she must look like Joe Torre with a rack.

  32. CKL says: Feb 10, 2012 7:18 PM

    I dunno 3octave, how long before bitter rival fans stop posting nonsense all over opposing teams’ posts?

    My guess for both: the 12th of never. Miserable people love spreading their misery. I feel sorry for you guys.

    Congrats to the happy couple. I think she was a pretty darned good athlete herself (TB has said several times that he is the worst athlete in his family) so if their kids aren’t athletes of some sort it will defy the odds.

  33. TheWizard says: Feb 10, 2012 7:30 PM

    dumbest batting stance I’ve ever seen…….

  34. hooterdawg says: Feb 10, 2012 10:13 PM

    It must reallllly be a slow day when they are busy deleting comments to irrelevant posts…

  35. keepyerstickontheice says: Feb 10, 2012 10:35 PM

    …and after the Sox lose that series, are you going to post the picture of Youk dancing topless at the after party?

  36. tcclark says: Feb 10, 2012 10:51 PM

    Brian Scalabrine should’ve never left Boston…

  37. nesuperfan says: Feb 11, 2012 8:21 AM

    AlanSaysYo says:Feb 10, 2012 2:25 PM

    Meanwhile, younger sister Jan continues to lament her perpetual status as bridesmaid.
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    GREAT Brady Bunch reference.

    schmitty2 says:Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM

    Should be an interesting family dinner. I picture Youk chowing down on a steak and chugging a beer with Gisele looking on in horror while nibbling on a piece of lettuce
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    GREAT visual.

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