Receiver Randy Moss took to Ustream 10 days ago to announce his first annual unretirement. Moss then popped up again multiple times on what he has dubbed “Moss TV” before taking a vacation in the Bahamas with former teammates Vince Wilfork and Kevin Faulk, and their families.
He’s now back from the Bahamas, and he was back on Moss TV earlier tonight, for the first time in more than a week.
This is the last time we’ll mention Moss TV until he says something significant, like whether he’s visiting a team or whether he has signed a contract or whether he was timed in the 40-yard dash by someone other than a guy who was counting in Mississippis. But there’s one thing Moss said that we mentioned on Twitter, and that folks seemed to thoroughly enjoy.
So we’ll mention it here. Reluctantly.
Someone sent Moss a question containing the phrase “Cleveland Steamer.” And Moss didn’t know what it was. So he asked aloud several times what a “Cleveland Steamer” is, guessing at one point that it’s a type of vacuum cleaner.
Eventually, a viewer informed Moss that he didn’t want to know what it is. And if any of you don’t know what it is, you probably don’t want to know, either.