Comments on: Hillis denies CIA story http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Thu, 23 May 2013 17:27:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: td40 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1606183 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:54:10 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1606183 vincentbojackson says:
Mar 2, 2012 9:44 PM

CIA = Constantly Injured Athlete

Hillis would be a natural.
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This might be funny- if it made any sense. Why do people write this dumb stuff that has no basis in reality?

2008: No injuries.
2009: No injuries.
2010: No injuries.
2011: Injured/sick/whatever for 6 out of 16 games.

Since Hillis was a backup in Denver, it’s not like he was starting 16 games, but he did appear in a lot of them in ’08 and ’09 because of injuries to the starting RB.

Bottom line: Between Denver and Cleveland, Hillis has had the opportunity to play in 59 games. He’s played in 53 of them. Missed 6 games out of nearly 60. That means he’s been injured for basically 10% of the games he could have played in.

So where does this “Constantly Injured Athlete” BS come from? Oh right, your completely clueless mind. Got it.

]]> By: jr4real http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605352 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:54:32 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605352 Franchise a kicker. No wonder this team sucks. All of you fantasy fools who dont know jack about football will think this is a great move.

]]> By: mrslay1 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605331 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:37:19 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605331 I am so sorry for Hillis ever being traded to the brown Clowns. They are carreer killers. I have no doubt that Denver regrets it, trading for another big name loser from ND. I hope he can get out of there to a team that actually wants to win championships instead of sell tickets. Few on this site know anything about Hillis the man, and if they did there would be much different posts here!

]]> By: bangreggwilliams http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605330 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:36:55 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605330 A CIA agent?! Just what the Saints want. Now they can place bombs inside their opponents locker rooms.

Who dat cheating and injuring?

]]> By: brownsclown http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605328 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:33:27 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605328 Here’s the real story…

He was on his way to a youth outing scheduled for late evening at 79th & Hough. He made a wrong turn and ended up in Parma where he was abducted by Aliens. (Quite a few live there and others frequent it often). The used him for testing an advanced strep throat virus based WMD. This virus also caused his hands to go numb, his legs to feel like lead and some disorientation.

Recently he got an antidote from the Dali Lama, who also advised Hillis to fire his agent and listen to a conch shell fashioned in the image of Budda.

Hillis feels fine now. He is confident that he is worth 10 million a year guaranteed. And, after telling his story to Heckert (who immediately developed chest pains) he thinks the Browns are on board also.

]]> By: pacodawg http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605267 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:32:32 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605267 Maybe Hillis can go undercover and find Montario Hardesty.

]]> By: thegonz13 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605264 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:26:45 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605264 Of course he doesn’t want to get into the CIA. It requires hard work he doesn’t want to put in!

]]> By: dirtdawg55 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605231 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 11:34:30 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605231 Peyton and Tiger sitting in a tree
S P Y I N G
First comes bin laden
Then comes Ghaddafi
Then comes … Ah shucks. Can’t think of anything that rhymes with Ghaddafi

]]> By: tatum064 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605228 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 11:29:04 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605228 mikehockhurtz says:
Mar 2, 2012 11:27 PM
At least football is an honest day’s work.

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Agreed….

Signed,

Sam Hurd

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What’s wrong with an honest day’s work

Signed

CIA

Cocaine Importing Agency

]]> By: brianbosworthisstonecold http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605218 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:57:40 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605218 Peyton is joining triple A’s good roadside assistance program.

]]> By: quittsburghstoolers http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605205 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:02:31 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605205 The first thing they teach you in the CIA is how to lie.

So if one wishes to join the CIA, he’d better be a good liar.

Can’t be a good spy without being a good liar. Everyone
knows that spies who can’t lie good often times wind up dead.

Wouldn’t it be funny if (after his career is REALLY over)
Hillis DOES join the CIA?

]]> By: mulehead70 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605168 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 06:54:49 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605168 It’s true, he’s not going to join the CIA, he’s going to join CTU!!

The following takes place in the Browns locker room between 3:00am and 4:00am……

]]> By: t16rich http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605167 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 06:54:03 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605167 He is too nuts for CIA anyway. He was actually consider joinging Blackwater Security.

]]> By: drewzducks http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605163 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 06:37:56 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605163 Mitch Rapp would kick his ass.

]]> By: harrisryan http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605134 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 05:54:39 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605134 As funny as this is, wouldnt he be the greatest CIA agent ever?

]]> By: johntonioholmes http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605097 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 05:21:32 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605097 True or not, it’s still funny that he had to deny it.

]]> By: taz101 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605061 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:54:18 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605061 This message will self-destruct.

]]> By: mikehockhurtz http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605034 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:40:24 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605034 He can start in the mail room and we’ll see what happens

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Gotta know how to read to start in the mailroom

]]> By: fatfreddystubbs http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605015 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:32:23 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605015 I think it was Hillis that burned Michael Westen.

]]> By: mikehockhurtz http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1605008 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:27:41 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1605008 At least football is an honest day’s work.

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Agreed….

Signed,

Sam Hurd

]]> By: dawglbfan http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604980 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:09:15 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604980 His face appears on millions of video game covers around the globe… bogus story

]]> By: 4512dawg4512 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604969 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:01:32 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604969 If this story was in physical form Hillis would bust right through it and make it shatter into a thousand pieces

]]> By: roamingabriel http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604966 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:57:14 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604966 Off topic. Anyone else have trouble with their votes registering correctly on hand held devices?

]]> By: roamingabriel http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604965 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:56:15 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604965 Anyone have film of him talking into his shoe on the sideline?

]]> By: cmdrwill http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604950 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:42:09 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604950 If someone indeed put this story out there and it’s bogus, then that ‘someone’ needs to be outed by Schefter. Who is his source, and what the bleep is going on here? This is outrageous. Someone is lying or delusional. They can’t both be right. Hopefully Hillis stays and helps out RG3 next season in Cleveland.

]]> By: bluestar12 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604945 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:40:02 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604945 Maybe Hillis could shed some light on what happened on “a grassy knoll”.

]]> By: pspring63 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604937 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:35:44 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604937 Is Peyton Hillis his real name?

]]> By: frankvzappa http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604928 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:29:59 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604928 At least football is an honest day’s work.

]]> By: fumblenuts http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604918 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:22:32 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604918 Special agent Rob Lowe confirms this story….

]]> By: bensstinkyfingers http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/02/hillis-denies-cia-story/#comment-1604917 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:22:12 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=337493#comment-1604917 Yeah, I believe Hillis, there are too many unscrupulous hack writers today, fabricating stories, using that “unnamed source” tag. Someone needs to hold these tools accountable for throwing BS. around to “break” news to get publicity. Karma is a beeaaawwch.

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