Comments on: D.J. Williams issues statement in response to suspension

By: Ick McWang

Ick McWang — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 19:08:09 +0000

A non-human sample would be synthetic urine, made famous by the Whizzinator, and although that object may not be available, synthetic urine is available. And any top lab test can tell the difference between human and synthetic, but most employment-type, dip a strip in a cup tests cannot.

By: akismet-b10add2fb457fef24ddc6cd2cbc3c80c

akismet-b10add2fb457fef24ddc6cd2cbc3c80c — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:37:14 +0000

Non-denial denial.

By: CKL

CKL — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 05:47:56 +0000

thesoupman says:
Mar 9, 2012 7:06 PM
This would’ve made a great episode of Playmakers.
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Man I loved that show. Just re-watched the whose series again recently on DVD. Stupid NFL and stupid ESPN.

By: txxxchief

txxxchief — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:10:45 +0000

The NFL knew it wasn’t human because the sample tested positive for Milk-Bone.

By: thcnote

thcnote — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:12:45 +0000

So he used someone else’s piss so he wouldn’t get hit for weed. Not so bad in my book but next time don’t use your dogs piss. Moron

By: babyhorsemorgan

babyhorsemorgan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:38:56 +0000

“Hey, D.J., is that a Whizzinator in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?”.

By: lilevil74

lilevil74 — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:15:44 +0000

A lot of times people will substitute their urine with somethong like Urine Luck or Quick fix. They are synthetic urine samples sold at most head shops. They are also the same kind of samples Labs use to calibrate their testing machines. The more expensive tests are now able to see the synthetic urine in their tests but I believe the only way they can is if they are Looking for DNA.

By: detroitcityryda

detroitcityryda — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:14:16 +0000

They accidentally took tebows specimen and we all know hes not a human

By: 69finfan

69finfan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:07:32 +0000

Imagine having that title on your resume. NFL Specimen Collector. Priceless. Oh well, everybody has got to be something.

By: ChrisCicc

ChrisCicc — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:03:23 +0000

I’m amazed that no one has mentioned yet that a non-human sample can be generated by drinking too much water and diluting the urine.

By: txxxchief

txxxchief — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:56:08 +0000

There seem to be some amazing biological miracles going on in Denver. The National Academy of Science better get in there and find out what’s happening!

By: bucnbutfan

bucnbutfan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:54:33 +0000

So, he had to get different pee than his own, and his fellow Bronco’s have the same issue, what to do???

Will this mystery Piss be identified? It is a desperate man that chases animals around for their Pee. Just saying…

By: lombardihero

lombardihero — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:45:25 +0000

Seems strange the release of this Information comes when Manning just made a visit.

Guess Miami was serious about doing whatever it takes to land Manning.

Miami Dolphins Tampered with the Pee………LOL:)

By: PriorKnowledge

PriorKnowledge — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:40:59 +0000

non human specimen?? Of course… He hid a tiny chihuahua in his pants that he had trained to pee on command.

By: babyhorsemorgan

babyhorsemorgan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:31:50 +0000

NFL hastened to add that in describing the samples as “non human” they never used the words “monkey”, “ape”, “simian”, or “lower primate”.

By: denverdave3

denverdave3 — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:20:23 +0000

I am intrigued by the parade of mindless wags who have to inject Tebow into every article. Let me make something clear. Regardless of Tebow’s abilities or lack thereof, you are not even remotely funny. Give it a rest.

By: gb4mn0

gb4mn0 — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:19:30 +0000

thankheavenfornumberseven says:
Mar 9, 2012 6:37 PM
Aaron Rodgers is 100% behind these players

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I’m not surprised that a loser fan from the roid cheating vikequeef Empty Trophy Case Gang wouldn’t be bothered by his hypocrisy and make this comment.

By: snarf1888

snarf1888 — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:17:05 +0000

i love watching the nfl but lets not kid ourselves these guys are juiced out of thier skulls on PEDs, why the hell else would the NFLPA be fighting tooth and nail to avoid the introduction of olympic style tests for HGH and other illegal substances. the statement released by williams is the same as the garbage we hear from most athletes who get caught juicing

By: jenniferxxx

jenniferxxx — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:13:54 +0000

That sound you hear in the background … is the plane Peyton Manning just left on.

No way he’s walking into this mess. You should have known ‘the big guy’ wouldn’t let Tebow lose his job.

Wave bye bye to Peyton Broncos fans.

By: carlsbadboltfan

carlsbadboltfan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:13:01 +0000

njbucsfan says: Mar 9, 2012 6:44 PM

Non-human specimen. What is horse piss?
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Donkey, perhaps?

By: dirtydavid4

dirtydavid4 — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:12:24 +0000

Every athlete will cry foul from now on after the debacle of Brian Braun getting away with cheating due to an incompetent specimen collector not following protocols. If these athletes gave specimens that were none human regular suspensions should not go into play with these guys they should be banned for a full year and fined sick of hearing about all the cheaters crying foul.

By: thesoupman

thesoupman — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:06:54 +0000

This would’ve made a great episode of Playmakers.

By: babyhorsemorgan

babyhorsemorgan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:04:25 +0000

St. Timothy in The Leper Colony. Take Tebow off that team and you have nothing but wall to wall Turds.

By: Nevis

Nevis — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:04:22 +0000

Whatever you say Cushing…er, I mean, Merriman….er, I mean…

By: lombardihero

lombardihero — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:03:49 +0000

It turns out the pee collected was from Bill Romanowski from the 2001 Denver Team the handler by accident grabbed old specimens out of a lunch box that belonged to Romanowski.

What exactly is non-human specimen? My guess that would be Bill Romanowski….

By: babyhorsemorgan

babyhorsemorgan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:03:03 +0000

“non human specimen”?

I think he got his sample mixed up with Perrish Cox’.

By: 3yardsndust

3yardsndust — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:01:47 +0000

Wish I were rich enough to sue the people who screw me over. I bet it’s deeply satisfying.

By: dadawg77

dadawg77 — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:56:44 +0000

Wait, the collector was fired and the process was found to not have been followed by the hearing officer and the players were still suspended. Wow, NFLPA should fire D Smith and hire Fehr away from the NHLPA as they definitely need a better union with nine years to build it.

By: benh999

benh999 — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:55:51 +0000

Funny how in professional sports PED testing there seems to be such a high error rate. Either the NFL sources the work to a lab with nearly no quality controls, or these guys are making excuses.

By: eslaught

eslaught — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:51:32 +0000

didnt williams get a DUI? he is such an upstanding citizen. I will take him at his word. how does one tamper a piss sample to make it non human? did they bombard it with gamma rays? did the incredible hulk piss in the cup for dj williams?