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Thursday morning one-liners

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Here’s a live chat about the Bills and the NFL draft.

NFL Network’s Mike Mayock is wary of DE Quinton Coples.

The Patriots need to generate more sack production.

The Jets have interest in Columbia OT Jeff Adams.

The Ravens get DT Devon Still in this mock draft.

The Browns have “zero interest” in LB Vontaze Burfict.

The Steelers have re-signed TE/FB David Johnson.

The Texans don’t have many needs entering the draft.

The Titans get CB Stephon Gilmore in this mock draft.

The Broncos are showing interest in RB Robert Turbin.

The Chiefs get LB Luke Kuechly in this mock draft.

The Chargers get LB Courtney Upshaw in this mock draft.

The Cowboys say they’re not trading RB Felix Jones.

Here’s a thorough glance at this year’s tight end class.

Eagles RB LeSean McCoy has earned a contract extension.

ESPN’s Jon Gruden is very high on QB Robert Griffin III.  [Editor's note:  Then again, is there ever anyone on whom Gruden isn't high?]

The Bears are pleased with LB Lance Briggs‘ extension.

The Lions get OT Cordy Glenn in this mock draft.

The Packers might draft another offensive tackle.

Falcons QB Matt Ryan has joined Twitter.

The Panthers get DT Fletcher Cox in this mock draft.

Here’s a new take on the Saints’ bounty scandal.

The Bucs get RB Trent Richardson in this mock draft.

The Cardinals get WR Justin Blackmon in this mock draft.

The 49ers’ needs are guard, receiver, and defensive line.

The Seahawks hosted FB Jacob Hester for a free agent visit.

The Rams have shown interest in Miami LB Sean Spence.

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12 Responses to “Thursday morning one-liners”
  1. lionsfan415 says: Apr 12, 2012 8:12 AM

    Who names their kid Cordy?

  2. rantfire says: Apr 12, 2012 8:22 AM

    I appreciate the effort it takes to make new posts each day, especially these one liners which are such a good quick look around league news.

    But today’s posting is mostly about mock draft results. This is one step up from doing oneliners like “The Cardinals wear Red. The Lions wear Blue. And league sources have confirmed the possibility that the Raiders still wear black.”

  3. wvuandsteelers says: Apr 12, 2012 8:31 AM

    Dane Brugler must be the biggest idiot around. He really thinks Blackmon will drop to 13 and will be drafted after Floyd?

  4. mitchitized says: Apr 12, 2012 8:53 AM

    “The Patriots need to generate more sack production.”

    Are you kidding me? How many kids does Brady have now?

    *drumroll*

  5. nokoolaidcowboy says: Apr 12, 2012 9:12 AM

    Cowboys say they aren’t trading Felix Jones? Dude, prepare to pack.

    Ask T.O., lol.

  6. kdish87 says: Apr 12, 2012 9:19 AM

    I appreciate the effort it takes to make new posts each day, especially these one liners which are such a good quick look around league news.

    But today’s posting is mostly about mock draft results. This is one step up from doing oneliners like “The Cardinals wear Red. The Lions wear Blue. And league sources have confirmed the possibility that the Raiders still wear black.”
    ———-

    I came in to post the same thing, but it wouldn’t have been as clever. Well said rantfire

  7. niobiumh2 says: Apr 12, 2012 9:27 AM

    nice another no bengals update. nice job pft.

  8. smokinjoes91 says: Apr 12, 2012 10:42 AM

    But today’s posting is mostly about mock draft results. This is one step up from doing oneliners like “The Cardinals wear Red. The Lions wear Blue. And league sources have confirmed the possibility that the Raiders still wear black.”

    —–

    How about the day after the new jerseys were revealed? I’ve never read so much non-news in my life. “The Steelers report no significant changes to their uniforms” with a hyperlink to the NFL store or something..

  9. quizguy66 says: Apr 12, 2012 11:03 AM

    I mean ya got 27 team updates already – how come they didn’t bother with the other 5?

    -QG

  10. sdffa11 says: Apr 12, 2012 11:05 AM

    real quality morning 1 liners. why even post an update if you’re not going to put in the effort.

  11. jbro3169 says: Apr 12, 2012 12:13 PM

    Where’s the Bengals 1 liner?

  12. luxm40 says: Apr 13, 2012 1:33 AM

    Evan Silva will be having a “talking to” after this one … Got people to do? Places to see? Wow.

    Oh, nice shafting of the Bengals too … Again.

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