APWhether he’s apologizing for lending his jersey to a porn star or dancing shirtless hours after losing the Super Bowl, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has a tendency to make eyebrow-raising public appearances. And now we have another.
In an appearance at the University of Rhode Island on Thursday night, Gronkowski agreed to play the oh-so-hilarious “F, marry, kill” game. His choices were Betty White, Rex Ryan and Tim Tebow.
“I would ‘F’ Tebow, to take his virginity,” Gronkowski said.
I’m guessing Gronkowski would choose to marry Betty White and kill Rex Ryan, but that part wasn’t included in the video that’s making the rounds.
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Typical 23yr old’s response. Bahahahah, funny though.
ooo i saw the video before i knew what game he was playin. now i don’t have problem with it…
Oh Rob,
Keep em coming…
As long as you don’t get any TD against my Ravens, we r cool.
That’s just funny. I bet Tebow would let him too.
Everything this dude does off the field makes me laugh. At least he isn’t killing anyone.
So what? I give him more credit for being a good sport than discomfort over him broaching a societal taboo that was dropped on his lap. And I’m a Jets fan.
Consider my eyebrows un-raised.
That is Wes Welker like comic genius. Whoever does not like that joke is a blow hard.
hes still a young man, what do u expect from him, we all were wild and done stupid things as a youngster, enjoy your youth while u can, before u start fleeing kids off your yard age
I wish I had been alive in the 60s or 70s, I would f and marry her, then have Robert Wagner kill her.
I love Gronk. No one should be offended because he was only talking to a specific audience, it’s not like the joke was meant for the general public.
Plus, it’s an event at a college. Have college kids never heard of sex before? We need to protect their impressionable, innocent ears?
Obviously he’s seasoned in this field with Brady already.
Belichick wants you in his office in the morning, son.
Gronk’s antics crack me up. He’s still young so he’s just living his life. And I don’t mind because he shows up on Sundays.
It would be even funnier though if Tebow was playing this game. How uncomfortable would he be?
Maybe we just have to come to terms with the fact that he’s a jerk?
Love it!! LMAO!!!!
He gets a pass for everything because he’s white. If this were Ochocinco Pats would have already cut him.
As a Raider fan, I can only hope this means horrible, devastating results for one of the dirtiest teams in the league. Sadly, it’s not going to matter at all and that dude is still a beast on the field.
Is there any way we can turn this into less Tom Brady ball-washing by game announcers or the NFL Network? No? How about “punishing” him by sending him to us? Still no? Then… Who cares?
“Where’s my trusty Fine writing pen?”
~ Roger Goodell
jbpanthers says:
Apr 13, 2012 6:26 PM
He gets a pass for everything because he’s white. If this were Ochocinco Pats would have already cut him.
—-Let’s hope your tongue is in your cheek on that one.
Hilarious joke. God forbid we have a sense of humor in this league.
He’s a kid, relax.
It’s nice to know the guy has a sense of humor. At least he went along with the joke, and at least he didn’t try to justify Betty White.
Who cares, it has already been proven Gronkowski is all brawn, no brain
This is such a non issue.
Gronk stays healthy and he may go down as greatest TE ever. Watching him pancake Suggs was awesome.
Gronk is the Lady Gaga of NFL, his way of saying lighten up NFL…without hurting anyone.
31 teams would kill for him on their roster.
Put an asterisk by Pats superbowl wins… That comment is vile and he should be suspended for a year!
@jenniferxxx:
Who’s the jerk? All this kid does is try to have a little 23yr old fun. No drugs, no 6 kids with 5 women, no holdouts, just havin’ a good time. Tries to play in the SB with a broken ankle. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but let’s face it, neither are you.
Kinda pisses me off, no one even acknowledges that “F-Marry-Kill” is a Howard Stern bit. Of course, Jay Leno so blatantly rips off Howard that it’s become commonplace. (“Street-Talk”, anyone? Was “The Homeless Game” on Howard)
I don’t know what’s worse…his so called joke or you shmucks finding it funny.
Anybody ask Tebow the same question, but substituring Gronkowski’s name for his own?
I literally busted out laughing reading his response. Lighten up people!
Do people still start responses with “As a Raiders fan” and expect that anyone will actually read any further?
teddybayer123 says: Apr 13, 2012 6:42 PM
Kinda pisses me off, no one even acknowledges that “F-Marry-Kill” is a Howard Stern bit. Of course, Jay Leno so blatantly rips off Howard that it’s become commonplace. (“Street-Talk”, anyone? Was “The Homeless Game” on Howard)
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BABABOOEY! BABAOOEY!
The nineties called….they said they want their everything back.
I thought this article was going to be on this blatant use of steroids or HGH. Guess that won’t come out til he’s no longer on the pats.
jenniferxxx says: Apr 13, 2012 6:25 PM
Maybe we just have to come to terms with the fact that he’s a jerk?
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Did Gronk take back his jersey from you?
“31 teams would kill for him on their roster”
Make that 30 teams, but he would be a good #2 TE for the Saints.
Im not really too surprised at his choice, he is a patriot, after all.
How is this not gay? Pretty funny though
This guy seriously has something wrong with him. He may be young but he’s a little more weird than most normal 23 year olds.
Not at all surprised that he chose tebow, with all those mens’s that were dancing around him shirtless in the last video I seen him in, I didn’t spot 1 female, come on out of that closet Robbie…
I don’t think Gronkowski thought this through. He could just marry Tebow if he wants to take his virginity…that way he could take his virginity AND still get to ”F” Betty White.
I like that he didn’t both with trying to marry or kill the other options.
That is hilarious, Gronkowski is a riot!
I love this guy.
This has got to be a slow news day!
Yikes. This is pretty bad and this guy is an idiot. Total dimwit. He’d be working at McDonalds if he couldn’t catch a ball. I hope that the commissioner calls him about his questionable antics!
Dude only bangs porn stars, so Tebow need not worry. However, old Rexy seems to enjoy making “adult” foot films. He should be the “F”.
i hope he gets the madden cover!
If anybody has a problem with this,they Should kill themselves & PFT, u guys will do anything to get tebow in a story.
Yo soy fiesta Rob……yo soy fiesta.
Thanks god, Rob is not a linebacker or a free safety.
Raising eyebrows?! Sounds like typical, locker room “guy humor”, I imagine TT will laugh it off.
Who cares?
We all know gronkowski has no competitive fire – who could possibly be partying like he did just hours after losing the super bowl that they were favored to win?
Anyone who says otherwise has never played competitive sports in their life – I thought that was despicable – and I did think he was something special before that.
If that’s his thing, I could beat off on his face.
No problem with it. How about everybody lightens up? It’s meant to be humorous.
@sfsaintsfan u guys are the dirtiest mofos in the league u need to forfeit ur super bowl win and start worrying about how ur gonna win one game this year
The guy is young and what do young guys do??? Total Non story. Geez Mr Smith i guess you was a mommas boy and never had fun.
Rob proudly sports his I.Q. on his watchcap. Even if it is upside down.
He’ll need a time machine, pretty sure Urban Meyer beat him to that one…
Gronk is SWAG.Plain and simple.
All the limp wrist vikequeef toads are jealous of Tebow.
Lock yo’ Doors, Lock yo’ Windows, Hide yo’ Husbends, Hide Yo Tebow Jerseys cause Gronk is going on a “F” rampage.
Seriously though…Betty or Tim?
tfbuckfutter says:Apr 13, 2012 6:50 PM
teddybayer123 says: Apr 13, 2012 6:42 PM
Kinda pisses me off, no one even acknowledges that “F-Marry-Kill” is a Howard Stern bit. Of course, Jay Leno so blatantly rips off Howard that it’s become commonplace. (“Street-Talk”, anyone? Was “The Homeless Game” on Howard)
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BABABOOEY! BABAOOEY!
The nineties called….they said they want their everything back.
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including their jokes
This stuff doesn’t need to be in the news
He is an original. Belichick should leave him alone and let him do his thing off the field.
Honestly, do people think this guy is just going to sit home on Friday nights and watch Jeopardy reruns ? … I think he’s just a big kid having fun until training camp rolls around again.
“Gronkowski raises eyebrows” … in that photo, how could you tell?
But seriously … a player has created controversy for playing the f, marry, kill game? Really? Sportswriters have too much time on their hands.
Manufacture drama where there is none to get people to click much?
First, he admits to not banging the female porn star…then he admits to wanting to take Tebow’s virginity. No shortage of male Pats fans posting here who would volunteer to fluff him before he bends Tebow over.
let vick, VY, Mcnabb, RG3, haynesworth, or any other similar type of player make these comments you guys would be having a field day on them. I love what gronk said, but dont like the double standard.
bigshadetree says:Apr 13, 2012 7:02 PM
Not at all surprised that he chose tebow, with all those mens’s that were dancing around him shirtless in the last video I seen him in, I didn’t spot 1 female, come on out of that closet Robbie…
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Have to work on your grammar before you work on Gronk, Bro….
august1969 says: Apr 13, 2012 7:58 PM
tfbuckfutter says:Apr 13, 2012 6:50 PM
teddybayer123 says: Apr 13, 2012 6:42 PM
Kinda pisses me off, no one even acknowledges that “F-Marry-Kill” is a Howard Stern bit. Of course, Jay Leno so blatantly rips off Howard that it’s become commonplace. (“Street-Talk”, anyone? Was “The Homeless Game” on Howard)
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BABABOOEY! BABAOOEY!
The nineties called….they said they want their everything back.
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including their jokes
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Kinda the point, Mr. Guy Who Points Out The Point.
(Before you waste your time….THAT was one TOO).
blutri10 says: Apr 13, 2012 6:45 PM
I don’t know what’s worse…his so called joke or you shmucks finding it funny.
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Hahahaha, you seriously need to get a life, I genuinely feel sorry for you if you can’t laugh at that.
He probably really wants Tebow, after the guys I seen him dancin with
CTiggs that is such b/s stop playing the race card. If anything gronk gets ripped by the media when he does stuff like this.
when this guy talks he sounds mentally handicapped. Its nice that the Patriots are equal opportunity employers, cause this guy is dumber than dirt
Smith I’m not sure why Rob’s levity should raise eyebrows. Judging from the laughter of the female MC. Rob most likely did her later on that evening………..
Ah gronk dumb as a box of rocks and about as funny. For a guy that trys so hard to embarrase the Pats you think he would just cut out the middle man and join the Giants.
I expected that answer. I mean Gronk was dancing shirtless in a gay club with some gay dude spanking his rear end. I’m not surprised he would gravitate toward Tebow.
sfsaintsfan says: Apr 13, 2012 6:54 PM
“31 teams would kill for him on their roster”
Make that 30 teams, but he would be a good #2 TE for the Saints.
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LOL, Gronk > Graham, in fact Davis > Graham, Gonzalez > Graham, Fleener will likely be > Graham… When Jimmy learns to block instead of being a one trick pony in a pass happy offense…. get back to us. He’s good, but he isn’t top 3. Vernon clearly made him his B!tch and with Alex Smith no less not Brees.
Oh and this was funny whether you like the Pats/Gronk or not
Whos the better shirtless dancer, Uncle Rico or The Gronk?
Have you seen tebow? I’d f him too! Hell, make it a tebow and grok sandwich please!
I thought you had to play more than 2 NFL seasons to get this braindamaged.
Is Gronkowski gay ? Seems like it
Give some props to the person that came up with that combination challenge as well! Hilarious!
Unfortunately Commissioner Goodell may decree that Gronkowski should have F’ed Betty White and Married Tebow, and thus may fine Gronkowsi for getting the answer wrong.
(I think everyone can agree about killing Rex Ryan.)
The annoying part of this is if a player from any other team said it, Pats fans would all be saying crap like, “Good thing he’s not on the Patriots. Belichick would never put up with something like that.”
The Patriots win the Super Bowl if that kid was remotely healthy.
watch the video – it was a very quick witty response during Q&A – and meant in total humor – i was kinda shocked after reading the story, but seeing the video, it’s a total non-issue – and credit for a hilarious answer- letterman or leno would be proud
Is anybody else getting sick of looking at all of his stupid looking facial expressions?
Let’s see, taking off ur shirt and dancing with mostly men then say something like this…!? He’s gay. Plain n simple.
yo soy fiesta hahahahahahahahahahaha
We all this story was written for the share fact that Tim Tebow’s name was mentioned. Some of these men in the media act like they would give it up to Tim Tebow. Especially those on this site.
Talk about an obsessed mancrush.
sidenote…I hope all the Tim worshippers won’t be bent out of shape if it does turn out that Tim is gay…Seeing that many of them already perched him higer than Jesus on their mantle of worshipping.
to the folks calling Gronk stupid, he’s Polish cut him some slack. He was probably still recovering from Dyngus Day
gobills716 says: Apr 15, 2012 2:19 AM
to the folks calling Gronk stupid, he’s Polish cut him some slack
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If you go check out the stats, the average iq in poland is one point higher then in the US.
Just saying…
Gronk is 100% hot , a perfect example of my type . I am a woman , just so you know . Am I getting old , or is this guy so stupid its not sexy ?
It’s Monday morning at 7am. A muffled phone hums the tune ‘I’m too sexy’ in the background. The bed covers slowly rustle as a large hand blindly reaches up and over two naked 19 year old college coeds in search of the offending device. The cryptic message simply reads, ‘meeting 8am, BB.’ A barely audible response is heard, ‘Gronk sad.’
What a piece of crap this a$$hole is. A real low class jerk.