Comments on: Eli Manning will host SNL http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:30:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: n0hopeleft http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1724658 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:03:37 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1724658 buddybowl69 says: Apr 15, 2012 9:44 AM

I thought there was a law against using the mentally handicapped like this? I feel so sorry for Eli.

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Let me get this straight. The Giants QB has 2 rings, stays out of trouble, and spends his time with his family.

The Eagles QB thought he could make it rich on the side by running an illegal gambling ring, in which disgusting crimes were committed against helpless animals.

And Eli is mentally hadicapped?

Someone should punch you in the mouth.

]]> By: n0hopeleft http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1724608 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:41:41 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1724608 nflhof says:
Apr 15, 2012 1:53 PM
Sheli better have Archie there to get him ready for this.
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After Eli winning his 2nd ring – your post is comical.

It’s comical because it leaves me wondering, are you a certified retard?

]]> By: nflhof http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721485 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:53:24 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721485 Sheli better have Archie there to get him ready for this.

]]> By: emoorm http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721481 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:52:04 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721481 Eli needs to do SNL skits on the following:
1. United Way – “Get back in that port-a-potty!” part 2 after Peyton’s skit.
2. “ESPN – Brother butt kicking” behind the scene exploration – What really happened.
3. Drunk Eli skit.
4. Eli and Tebow become best friends

]]> By: icewalker946 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721447 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:22:56 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721447 Peyton is that surgon with a sharp scapel that will cut up a defense quick and clean.

Eli, on the other hand, is a cold-blooded killer, with a rusty knife and will kick you as you fall.

They both have the skills on the field and I bet Eli will be great on SNL.

This coming from a Packer fan….one that got Eli-ed last year (and a few years ago, also) in NFC playoff games.

]]> By: stevenfbrackett http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721437 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:17:05 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721437 Too bad he couldn’t have been on it when ‘funny’ was more than a hit or miss occurrence – nearly always miss, though, for anyone who evolved beyond age 14.

]]> By: goredskins11 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721421 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:06:53 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721421 akd1287 says: Apr 15, 2012 12:38 PM

Who’s picture is that? It damn sure isn’t Eli.
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It’s Peyton Manning, which is what the first paragraph of the article is talking about.

]]> By: akd1287 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721382 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:38:57 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721382 Who’s picture is that? It damn sure isn’t Eli.

]]> By: duncanthecat http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721375 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:34:17 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721375 Hope he does well and represents The NFC East in fashion.

]]> By: goredskins11 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721351 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:23:13 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721351 I wish Eli the best. He is a class act and I respect the heck out of him. And that is coming from a die hard Redskins fan.

]]> By: CKL http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721275 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:45:43 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721275 Eli is actually pretty funny but he has a somewhat dry/deadpan wit. Cooper is the funniest though.

]]> By: bluefan204 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721270 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:41:54 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721270 flyguy53 says: Apr 15, 2012 9:47 AM

Pretty sure you should remember VY’s press conference. You only mentioned his ‘Dream Team’ comment several thousand times.

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Dream Team

*once more wont hurt

]]> By: pftstory http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721268 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:41:25 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721268 I think you linked to the wrong SNL clip.

]]> By: bluefan204 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721263 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:40:04 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721263 buddybowl69 says: Apr 15, 2012 9:44 AM

I thought there was a law against using the mentally handicapped like this? I feel so sorry for Eli.

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If there was a law against it, you would be unemployed

Oh wait, you probably are. Don’t feel pity for Eli, dude. He’s got 2 rings, and more jack in the bank than your feeble mind can ever comprehend. Trust me…he feels much more sorry for you, and the rest of the Eagles fanbase.

]]> By: buddybowl69 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721220 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:05:04 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721220 With no acting skills required, Eli could do Forrest Gump. “Shrimp scampi, shrimp kabobs, shrimp gumbo…

]]> By: detroitcityryda http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721204 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:47:46 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721204 Why put Peyton on the pic then ? Put Eli !

]]> By: peytonsneck18 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721191 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:37:14 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721191 Its gona be hard for him to out do his brothers skits when he hosted it, classic united way skits and others

]]> By: minnysoda http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721187 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:35:00 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721187 I think Fran Tarkenton hosted while he still was playing

]]> By: realitypolice http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721162 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:03:51 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721162 Why would he miss any of the offseason program?

I’m not sure if you know this, but SNL is filmed in New York, which conveniently enough, is actually rather close to where the Giants have their off-season program.

Most teams “off-season programs” when there is no mini-camp mostly consist of personalized work outs that take a couple of hours a day. There really isn’t a lot of football related work, if any.

He could easily do both.

]]> By: hus10188 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721156 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:57:35 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721156 The Jets wanna know why SNL hasn’t called, I mean between them they have the ‘Sanchize’ and the savior himself, Tim Tebow.

Woody is outraged!!!

#WINNING

]]> By: flyguy53 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721150 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:47:46 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721150 Pretty sure you should remember VY’s press conference. You only mentioned his ‘Dream Team’ comment several thousand times. Literally.

]]> By: ken0west http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721148 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:47:25 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721148 Tebow did not choose to have presser. The jets made him. but you know that.

So I doubt his position on the matter changed, he always has been a do as he is told guy.

]]> By: buddybowl69 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721143 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:44:12 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721143 I thought there was a law against using the mentally handicapped like this? I feel so sorry for Eli.

]]> By: kleppnasty http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721134 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:29:21 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721134 Didn’t Vince Young have his own press conference last year?

]]> By: allisab http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721128 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:23:55 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721128 I guess if Paris Hilton can do it, Eli shouldn’t be too terrible.

]]> By: dirtmcgirt24 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721120 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:08:21 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721120 And as is always the case with the 2-time Super Bowl MVP, he is an afterthought in an article about him.

]]> By: nukaten http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721115 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:00:29 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721115 He’s going to kick ass, and the patriots know it

]]> By: ggbblue http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721103 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:35:03 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721103 Eli is gonna kill it. He hosts a few dinners and things for charity in the off season and he’s quite entertaining. His interviews and press conferences show, maybe, one tenth of his persona. You would think a Giants fan would know this by now. Smh.

]]> By: redwingxix http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721097 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:26:08 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721097 I remember joe Montana being pretty funny on snl. Was he not the host?

]]> By: murphintampa http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/15/eli-manning-will-host-snl/#comment-1721089 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:10:41 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=552360#comment-1721089 Speaking as a Giants fan who’s seen plenty of interviews and press conferences with Eli, I can safely say: this is not going to end well.

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