Comments on: Jordan Palmer lands in Jacksonville

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Tue, 08 May 2012 13:48:55 +0000

Said Jaguars QB Jordan Palmer, “I’m looking to come in here and help Blaine [Gabbert] just being an older guy, help Blaine with anything I can, whether it’s something I’ve experienced or something that my brother’s experienced. In terms of helping out other positions, as a backup quarterback that’s a big job.”

He doesn’t even strive to be a starter, not good.

By: mikebrownistheworstownerinprosports

mikebrownistheworstownerinprosports — Mon, 07 May 2012 21:31:24 +0000

Just so you’re sure, Jag’s fans…Jordan is not Carson. Sadly, he may be better than Gabbert though. Not trying to hate, I just sympathize with you guys.

BTW- Are you guys having fun with Brat yet? Is he still sitting up in his booth calling shovel passes in 3rd and 17? We hated him here in Cincy.

By: fearthebengaltiger

fearthebengaltiger — Mon, 07 May 2012 19:34:56 +0000

man im so happy we got rid of carson…..i didnt mind jordan though…i know anyone can look good in preseason, but he can hold his own….good job jax

By: nycoccet

nycoccet — Mon, 07 May 2012 19:26:26 +0000

Is he related to Long Dic Dong from that 80s movie with jon cusack nd that red head chick?

By: essentialsausage

essentialsausage — Mon, 07 May 2012 19:02:55 +0000

“We got Palmer, we got Palmer!

Oh, Jordan. Never mind.”
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Carson sucks too.

By: shaunypoo

shaunypoo — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:38:42 +0000

I bet I can tell you what Brat is going to call for the first half of your first game.

And wait till he calls a screen on 3rd and 44, for the 3rd time in a row.

By: maxvv

maxvv — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:35:59 +0000

That’s not how DNA works.

By: Fink

Fink — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:16:07 +0000

I don’t know who to feel more sorry for, Jags fans or Blackmon?… Gabbert, Henne, Palmer? Ouch.

By: londonbengal

londonbengal — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:08:01 +0000

If you want a clue as to why Jordan Palmer is now in Jax; follow the co-ordinator.

Bob Bratkowski is the Jags OC, and used to coach-up Little Palmer in Cincy. He obviously thought JP was good then too.

Boy am I glad they are both ex-Bengals,

By: p4ever

p4ever — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:01:12 +0000

If Long Ding showed more that could be indecent exposure!

By: hitdog042

hitdog042 — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:34:22 +0000

So Jax now likes Bengals retreads? First LeFevour now Jordan Palmer.

This can’t be good.

By: godofwine330

godofwine330 — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:17:04 +0000

Josh was looking for a reason to put Long Ding in a post. Nobody cares about Jordan Palmer but he was the perfect patsy to offer up a reason to say Long Ding in a post.

Good job. I hope Long Ding can catch on somewhere so that we can at least hear it through the preseason.

By: 1buckeye76

1buckeye76 — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:58:26 +0000

“Palmer” is a derivation of a latin word that translates roughly to “pick 6.”

By: thegonz13

thegonz13 — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:46:59 +0000

Long Ding for a kicker… sounds appropriate. Be a matter of time before he gets a call from Letterman!

By: largent80

largent80 — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:44:03 +0000

Crap. I had him landing with the Falcons in the office pool.

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:38:36 +0000

We got Palmer, we got Palmer!

Oh, Jordan. Never mind.