Comments on: Michael Turner denies that he’s overweight

By: andfitch82

andfitch82 — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:07:29 +0000

@gambleonsports

Exactly. I forgot that Turner was the primary back when he was in San Diego over that Tomlinson guy…

By: goodellsadouche

goodellsadouche — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:32:28 +0000

maybe they should offer to restructure his contract to pay him in twinkies?

By: geo91

geo91 — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:17:52 +0000

“I’m not fat! I’m big boned….”

By: steviemo

steviemo — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 15:49:57 +0000

The dude has a massive butt. That hasn’t stopped JLo from achieving great things. Secretariat also had very large hindquarters.

When Turner’s career is over, look for them to put him out to stud.

By: jacobslatter

jacobslatter — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:59:43 +0000

Turner is just binge eating ‘cos he bummed he gotta shell out thousands a month to one of his baby mommas, Roddy White style. Nothing like comfort foods to ease da pain.

By: youarewrongandthisiswhy

youarewrongandthisiswhy — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:59:11 +0000

He left his burst in San Diego.

By: someidiotfromouthereintheprojects

someidiotfromouthereintheprojects — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:50:42 +0000

i don’t understand why an atlanta fan would complain about turner’s weight unless he has blown up big time. his weight is exactly what makes him a unique and pretty special RB…

the guy is tough to bring down even if he looks like he’s running in slow motion. and he bowls over secondaries when he gets through.

By: saintswillwin

saintswillwin — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:48:06 +0000

Fortunately for Turner & the Falcons, they don’t have any Lombardi Trophys to weigh them down!!

Bazinga!!!!

By: gambleonsports

gambleonsports — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:43:56 +0000

Smaller than the workload that he had in his San Diego days?

By: thankheavenfornumberseven

thankheavenfornumberseven — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:42:38 +0000

PUT DOWN THE DONUT!