Comments on: Fred Davis is representing himself in a bizarre lawsuit

By: therealsmiley

therealsmiley — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:50:15 +0000

Fred, do your self a huge favor and put a real attorney on this skank. And then countersue her for lying. Hail!

By: jwreck

jwreck — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:45:49 +0000

triangletaddler says: Jun 29, 2012 1:54 AM

Jason Witten and Brent Celek are not this awesome.
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Plus, the Redskins have Cooley. Say what you will about Gronkowski and Hernandez being the best tight end tandem in the NFL, Washington clearly has the most entertaining tight end duo in NFL history.

By: jmsincla

jmsincla — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:00:49 +0000

I have no idea why most skins fans want to dump Cooley and put their faith in Davis.. The guy just doesn’t think stuff through.

By: urfinished

urfinished — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:20:21 +0000

That was the best thing I have ever read

By: snowpea84

snowpea84 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:06:14 +0000

This is pretty funny.

By: httr73

httr73 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:44:21 +0000

This is exactly why you keep Cooley around for one more year even if his cost is a little higher than it should be. It’s also why you hit Fred with the fanchise tag b/c even though he may not be worth the $5+ million we are paying him this year, it’s far better than being locked into a long term deal with this character.

By: sdcfaninaz

sdcfaninaz — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:25:30 +0000

Best read I’ve had on this site in a while. Still laughin’…

By: worldwidebleater

worldwidebleater — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:02:54 +0000

Your Honor, The Defense would like to recess to rip a bongload and to take a quick nap.

By: bcjim

bcjim — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:02:16 +0000

Now this is good stuff, pft. Well done. And funny. How could the local sports talk hacks have missed this gem. I listen daily to local DC radio and this is news to me.

By: NFLJunkie

NFLJunkie — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 10:10:52 +0000

This was definitely good enough to click on the link for the full story. I may stop laughing by lunchtime.

By: savannahrose44

savannahrose44 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:44:36 +0000

Forget Sapp this is Judge Judy material right here.

By: angryamericancitizen

angryamericancitizen — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:16:43 +0000

Something tells me the ‘skins are already looking for Davis’ replacement for 2013.

By: randallflagg52

randallflagg52 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 08:08:23 +0000

This seems like something out of Catch-22. It seems so outlandish that it can’t possibly be real, yet sadly it is…

By: fdugrad

fdugrad — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 07:36:55 +0000

It is sad to find this tawdry story in such close proximity to the one about Joe Delany…. truly cringe-inducing.

By: veence69

veence69 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 06:52:01 +0000

I know you’re reading PFT, Fred. You’re just the type who would. I’m glad you are, because it gives me this opportunity to let you in in a secret the rest of us already know:

You’re a joke. You always have been, and in 3 years when you’re a bankrupt mess, you’ll be an even bigger joke.

By: graham4jc

graham4jc — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 06:17:02 +0000

You just can’t make this stuff up.

As a Skins’ fan, I am equally embarrassed and entertained.

By: triangletaddler

triangletaddler — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 05:54:03 +0000

Jason Witten and Brent Celek are not this awesome.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 05:06:50 +0000

Makini Chaka, Celebrity Broker, Ball Breaker, Inc.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:59:06 +0000

Fred has a fool for a client. But luckily he is defending that fool against a complete idiot.

By: donny1rodriguez

donny1rodriguez — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:56:14 +0000

man can this offseason get any better???

By: thestillcity

thestillcity — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:49:54 +0000

You guys didn’t catch the funniest part.

‘Flagellant’ is a noun, meaning: “A person who subjects themselves or others to flogging, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification.”

Sounds like other stuff was going on at this party, or Davis is trying to use words he doesn’t know.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:48:56 +0000

Fred calls it all “flagellant”. He is sick and tired of being the whipping boy here.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:48:11 +0000

She had her hand on his “objection!”. It was a huge, throbbing, objection as well.

By: jetsetfred

jetsetfred — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:38:03 +0000

Erection I mean objection….

By: icdogg

icdogg — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:34:30 +0000

Judge Sapp? Anyone else picturing Warren Sapp with a robe, gavel, and one of those funny wigs like they have in England?

By: dryzzt23

dryzzt23 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:32:58 +0000

What a flaming idiot Davis is

By: DawgPound83

DawgPound83 — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:31:18 +0000

why do stupid people have money

By: truthfactory

truthfactory — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:22:31 +0000

Wow, I wonder how its possible for 75% of these geniuses to be bankrupt after they’re done playing…

By: shzastl

shzastl — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:15:40 +0000

Hilarious! Must be frivolous if no pi lawyer will take her case on contingency

By: soundslikehail

soundslikehail — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:15:02 +0000

Haha, precious! they might be guerrilla auditioning for a reality show. objection!