Yes, we finally have surrendered to the temptation to craft space-filling crap during the sssslow period of the offseason.
But hopefully you won’t regard it as crap, especially if you’re not a Browns fan.
Our team-by-team season previews, done in the same format as the Joe-Piscopo-in-Johnny-Dangerously “they made us write a season preview magazine once . . . once,” officially have launched, with the 32 write-ups rolled out based on a consensus ranking of the 32 franchises.
First up, the Browns at No. 32.
Enjoy, especially if you’re not a Browns fan.