Comments on: Elvis Dumervil’s camp claims the gun wasn’t his

By: rcali

rcali — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:50:15 +0000

Crockett and Tubbs would have never let him get away with it. Castillo would have thrown the book at him!

By: badintent

badintent — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:53:51 +0000

If I’m as big as this guy, I don’t need a gun to threat someone. What a coward. Wait till they get his butt in the shower in the can, he’ll cry like a baby.

By: bronco3nj7nation

bronco3nj7nation — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:49:35 +0000

if its not his car nor his gun should read more and would see he is not getting charged so people open your eyes and read don’t be haters

By: metalhead65

metalhead65 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:47:42 +0000

while this a serious incident who are we kidding when you start talking about jail time? this is not you or me who would be sitting jail had we been accused of this. no after months of plea bargaining and him missing no games he will end up with a misdemeanor at worse pay his fine and be put on double secret probation until the next time he gets pulled over and the process repeats itself. face it until these animals are treated the same as the average joe and do the time for the crime nothing will change their behavior. they need to be suspended as soon as they are arrested until the legal issues are taken care of.want to play then stop dragging the case thru court with postponements and delays. if you are innocent then you should be able to prove it without all the run around trying to find loopholes to get you off.

By: nashwaakkidd

nashwaakkidd — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:40:51 +0000

if he’s guilty, boot him for a year

By: papichulo55

papichulo55 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:53:05 +0000

He needs a serious talk with Plaxico. Wonder if the league has something like that? There is a clear problem with the lifestyles of some of these players. The league should look into player-to-player counseling. Tired of reading the same crap. Such a waste…

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:54:42 +0000

He’s a time bomb waiting to go off, time to flush this turd.

By: mamsy2000

mamsy2000 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:34:38 +0000

Slow down everyone!! Remember OJ was innocent too…..

By: rasalghoul

rasalghoul — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:06:42 +0000

Ahhh… The old Michael Irvin defense. “It’s not mine, someone asked me to hold on to that for them, I borrowed this car, I’m trying to help a friend out, did I mention that I am famous?”
If the gun don’t fit, you must acquit.

By: contract

contract — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:38:24 +0000

And he thinks that flashing a gun that isn’t his is somehow better?

By: culturalelitist

culturalelitist — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:31:03 +0000

From now on if I do anything stupid, I’m just going to have people talk to my camp.

By: ty46

ty46 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:20:01 +0000

Let the fingerprints decide. If he took it out of his pants and put it away, he has his prints on it. Doubt he was smart enough to wipe them.
…
But why did police only find one gun, if both guys raised their shirts to show one gun each?

By: odawg31

odawg31 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 06:37:11 +0000

Shouldnt matter if its his or not.. If witnesses say he was brandishing it, to threaten, case closed.

Goodell make an example of this guy please!
8 games minimum.

By: odawg31

odawg31 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 06:33:47 +0000

Elvis DumberthanHELL!
or
Elvis Dumberville!

REALLY?!? 2 guys w/ guns to scare 1 woman. Who was she SHE HULK?

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 05:36:35 +0000

Someone broke into Elvis’ car. He never would have known except they left their gun in his glove compartment.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 05:34:39 +0000

Broncos have become a turd dump. At least Josh McDaniels had enough sense to pass on Dez Bryant.

By: 7pints

7pints — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:36:52 +0000

Did any of the previous posters read the actual police report? Evidently not. “several eye witnesses”, “waving guns around”. I guess reading headlines and drawing unfounded conclusions are easier… much easier.

By: theecowardlylion

theecowardlylion — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:32:05 +0000

Elvis aint gonna fall for the ol’ banana in the tailpipe.

By: whitecastleisafoodgroup

whitecastleisafoodgroup — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:26:31 +0000

“Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and no I am not happy to see you. Please move along now.”

I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.

By: fdugrad

fdugrad — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:13:16 +0000

Not only wasn’t it his car or his gun, it wasn’t even HIM!!! Case closed!!

By: sabatimus

sabatimus — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:10:32 +0000

Eddie Murphy: “Wasn’t me”
“I looked right in your face!”
“Wasn’t me.”

By: agc99

agc99 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:52:40 +0000

Being an NFL player doesn’t give you the right to wave a gun in the face of person under any circumstance. Why isn’t he treated like everyone else? Throw him in jail.

By: mf7krime

mf7krime — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:52:39 +0000

This is more serious than a 16 game suspension. This is jail time we’re talking about here. You can’t threaten people like that, especially with a rap sheet of any kind even minor offenses.

If the driver or a passenger in the vehicle had a firearm, they may have been in their right to shoot both of them right then and there.

dumb dumb dumb

By: tweeter75

tweeter75 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:45:32 +0000

LOL

By: danielcp0303

danielcp0303 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:45:00 +0000

Does it matter that both of those things aren’t his? If he still used the gun to threaten someone, that’s still a crime.

By: sd5547

sd5547 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:43:56 +0000

Dumberville is a town near Denver Colorado.

By: icdogg

icdogg — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:27:13 +0000

yeah… and the booze wasn’t mine either… urp.

By: cali49er707

cali49er707 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:24:49 +0000

HEY………….IT WASN’T HIS GUN!!!!

and that BABY AIN’T MINE!!!!

- signed every guests on the maury povich show

By: thejuddstir

thejuddstir — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:20:13 +0000

Wasn’t his car……wasn’t his gun , so what the hell was the gun doing in his pants. Guilty

By: raiderinva

raiderinva — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:16:43 +0000

This also just in ….

Elvis Dumervil has recently hired Adam “Pacman” Jones as the newest member of the brain trust to his camp.

Pacman’s first issued advice, “It was not me” defense. If there is a question as to the validity of this defense our first expert witness will be Tank Johnson.

At this exact moment in time: Rolando McClain just slapped his fore head in wonderment as to why he did not think of this. Then the realization set in the he should have attended the NFL rookie symposium.