http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/21/saturday-morning-one-liners-153/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Sat, 25 May 2013 00:57:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/21/saturday-morning-one-liners-153/#comment-1892192 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 01:44:10 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=1060477#comment-1892192 Hahahahahaa. “A photo taken of Broncos DE Elvis Dumervil after his arrest shows his shirt partially untucked, which meshes with the allegation that he had a gun stuck in the waistband of his pants.” Pardon me I had to laugh at that. How come nobody has pointed out that dumb statement? Im not saying he did/didnt have a gun im just saying the above statement doesnt mean anything & makes no sense.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/21/saturday-morning-one-liners-153/#comment-1890497 Sat, 21 Jul 2012 18:46:46 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=1060477#comment-1890497 Can someone please photoshop Maurice Jones-Drew in a space suit? That would be incredible.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/21/saturday-morning-one-liners-153/#comment-1890461 Sat, 21 Jul 2012 18:19:07 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=1060477#comment-1890461 Here’s one for the Python (Monty) fans – if not a football player (or an astronaut), MoJo wanted to be – a Lumberjack…

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/21/saturday-morning-one-liners-153/#comment-1890292 Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:20:25 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=1060477#comment-1890292 Feels so good knowing preseason football is around the corner…off season is tooooooo long!!!

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