Comments on: Jared Allen envies Adrian Peterson’s body

By: thankheavenfornumberseven

thankheavenfornumberseven — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 04:03:24 +0000

Do you watch NFL games on Sunday and ask yourself, “How come Adrian Peterson looks so good in those tight pants, but if I eat one ice cream sundae it goes right to my thighs?”
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No I do not, because I am not a woman.

By: fcs34

fcs34 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 03:48:20 +0000

Jared Allen envies Adrian Peterson’s body.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

By: wjmoffatt

wjmoffatt — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 03:24:36 +0000

Jared Allen and the Gronk would be the two NFL players I would most want to be friends with. There would never be a boring moment.
Instead of the Gronk family show, they should turn it into Gronk and Allen spliting time between the two, Gronk going out and partying, with Allen just doing ridiculous things.

By: firedup1

firedup1 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:40:54 +0000

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

By: redbullenergydrink

redbullenergydrink — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:21:30 +0000

Hope you return to form, Peterson! Keep working hard and prove the critics wrong!

By: staffordsyear

staffordsyear — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:14:00 +0000

I knew it!

By: kegrun

kegrun — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:12:32 +0000

The gaydar machine Jim tricks Dwight and Michael into buying in The Office would go off immediately around me whenever Petersons Nike Pro Combat commercial comes on.

By: purplehayseuss

purplehayseuss — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:11:53 +0000

Peterson is also a unique mental specimen. He has control and will far above most people. his body literally does what he tells it.

By: bayoubauer

bayoubauer — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:04:04 +0000

Listen up, meow.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 02:01:59 +0000

Allen is on the “Subway Jared” train. First you get popular, then you get fat, then you die. Allegedly.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:59:29 +0000

“Subway” is more likely envious of Peterson’s peter.

By: cleverbob

cleverbob — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:49:14 +0000

I have fat on top of muscles. If I skip the gym for a day I have fat on top of fat.

By: ningenito78

ningenito78 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:44:50 +0000

Jared Allen’s next team should be the Packers.

By: hatesycophants

hatesycophants — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:44:43 +0000

Nice job, folks. Funny posts!

By: beerbudsnbevo

beerbudsnbevo — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:32:04 +0000

A little bit of man love goin’ on up there in Minny…

By: gmsalpha

gmsalpha — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:27:06 +0000

Oh man, that’s funny.

I’m in the Jared Allen camp when it comes to food turning into fat.

“It sucks.”

By: redskinsrt

redskinsrt — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:25:56 +0000

Too bad he wasn’t there at the same time as Shiancoe.

By: evilfhud

evilfhud — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:25:26 +0000

I’m really going to enjoy listening to this guy when he steps into the booth.

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:23:58 +0000

Do you watch NFL games on Sunday and ask yourself, “How come Adrian Peterson looks so good in those tight pants, but if I eat one ice cream sundae it goes right to my thighs?”

Hate to say it MDS…I don’t know of many guys who eat ice cream and worry about it “going right to their thighs”

By: mediasloppy

mediasloppy — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:11:40 +0000

Jared does have a non-football body, but dominates on the field.
AP is just a freak and dominates too.

By: 13fitzj

13fitzj — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:27:34 +0000

Don’t we all?

By: jmsincla

jmsincla — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:26:04 +0000

Meeeee-owww

By: sjsuraider

sjsuraider — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:25:56 +0000

You did that first sentence a little too well

By: ripster65

ripster65 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:25:11 +0000

eewww…..

By: razic3k

razic3k — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:24:18 +0000

LOL!!!!! i love jared allen.

By: wludford

wludford — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:22:30 +0000

Funny.

By: datnextone8

datnextone8 — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:20:01 +0000

Football is back!!!