Comments on: Jerry Jones closes window, opens up hole

By: 9ersfaithful

9ersfaithful — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:14:42 +0000

That is an extremely poor choice of words haha

By: competitivecompetitioncompeter

competitivecompetitioncompeter — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 08:33:34 +0000

Ok, enough with the bathroom humor.

Did I say bathroom? I meant bathhouse.

By: wfingers23

wfingers23 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 06:18:26 +0000

Bet he loves playing at the Steelers so he can order the Pittsburg Platter

By: philgrek

philgrek — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 05:40:51 +0000

Jerry is an old oil man, and glory hole is a term used often in the oil business. While its hilarious that he said this, I think its pretty obvious he has no idea about the seedier connotation of the term. Still funny though!!

By: ldjred12

ldjred12 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 05:10:55 +0000

Did emmit Troy and Irvin enjoy the glory hole too

By: ilovefoolsball

ilovefoolsball — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 04:17:35 +0000

Dirty Jerry! Who’s a bad boy?

By: slick3

slick3 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 03:49:34 +0000

Jerry also promises when it rain through the great Cowboy stadium glory hole, the showers will be golden.

By: cooklynn17

cooklynn17 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 02:35:09 +0000

Jerry, your team will see and get plenty of “Glory Hole Days,” srarting in week one when the Giants D-line stick their Johnson’s in your teams mouth.

By: brintfatre

brintfatre — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 02:17:33 +0000

When asked about his teams offensive scheme for the season he refused to go into details, but did refer to it a few times as the Ohio Hotpocket.

By: randallflagg52

randallflagg52 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 02:02:32 +0000

Jerry Jones also vowed that they would lay a Cleveland steamer on any and all who dare oppose his team.

By: scratchnpost1234

scratchnpost1234 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 02:01:34 +0000

What’s the deal with MDS Josh? Is he some kind of Nancy boy, Detroit hater calling Schwartz out for (cover your eyes children) cussing at practice? I wonder how many other NFL coaches cussed at players today at practice? I would have posted under his article, but he’s such sensitive boy he just deletes all my posts . I guess he just can’t take someone having a different opinion then him, which I thought was the point of a comments section. Please give him my regards, and tell him what a good job he’s doing hiding behind his delete button.

By: fcs34

fcs34 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 01:41:53 +0000

Is Lisa Lampenelli writing JJ’s material these days ?

By: sosuhme

sosuhme — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:48:35 +0000

I always knew the Cowboys sucked. Now we know where

By: burlyisatruefan

burlyisatruefan — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:45:21 +0000

Only Skeletor can make a comment like that. Funny!!!
I believe the window comment was aimed at opie, I mean Romo. He and Garrat are both under a microscope.

By: bangitfootball

bangitfootball — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:43:03 +0000

Golden Richards was there during the glory hole days

By: steeelfann

steeelfann — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:35:47 +0000

I think someone needs to stay off the porno and get back to scouting, football, etc.

By: raidermot

raidermot — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:18:07 +0000

I wish I could be in the room when somebody told Jerry, “Uh – Um. Mr Jones… Well, you see, a uh ‘Glory Hole’ the way it is used today means…..”

As a Raider fan, it is good to see somebody fill in the inept meddlesome owner, saying dumb stuff hole left by Al.

By: brintfatre

brintfatre — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:16:53 +0000

If Tebow wins the QB competition in NY Jones also said he was interested in a little dirty Sanchez.

By: geniusesq

geniusesq — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:09:02 +0000

Wait. I thought that the problem with the Cowboys is that they are the glory hole of the NFC East.

By: hedleykow

hedleykow — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:56:59 +0000

Senility is the best comedy.

By: wideright91

wideright91 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:31:06 +0000

The glory hole days were when Troy Aikmam was there…

By: thereisfootballwestofjersey

thereisfootballwestofjersey — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:27:06 +0000

The Dallas Cowboys are no longer a football team. They’re an entertainment company

By: dfwbillsfan14221

dfwbillsfan14221 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:19:07 +0000

Not a Cowboys fan but quotes from Jerry always seem to make me laugh. Funny dude (intentionally or not)

By: blackbug99

blackbug99 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:12:11 +0000

Jerry was later allegedly seen at a rest stop off of Tom Landry Fwy!!

By: nineroutsider

nineroutsider — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:08:41 +0000

Notice how the billionaire doesn’t know the slang meaning of “glory hole”. I guess he doesn’t have time to waste rotting his mind on the net like many of us do or watching garbage sitcoms/reality television. Could simply be his age though.

I’m no better, but if we focused more on the things that mattered we’d all be better for it.

Still, funny as hell though. He employs a glory hole perspective appearantly, so I think that means Garrett is on the other side. He will revoke the privilege if Garrett misses the playoffs and find a new operant. That’s how I read his words.

By: raiderrob21

raiderrob21 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:01:09 +0000

No he didnt! Did he???????

By: eviltwin007

eviltwin007 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:54:26 +0000

WOW!!!! Wrong choice of words there, Jerry!!!! And I thought Irsay was stupid for some of the dumb things he says.

By: blackdonnelly

blackdonnelly — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:53:16 +0000

It’d be rather difficult to take much of anything “out of context” on Jerry’s response there.

Best to leave it be at this point……not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: theseekeroffun

theseekeroffun — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:40:12 +0000

I am a longtime Cowboy’s fan and I cannot believe he made this comment. It is obvious that he his out of touch…I am 50, what is his excuse?

By: randallflagg52

randallflagg52 — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:30:30 +0000

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