Comments on: Johnson, wife argued over receipt for condoms

By: bubba703

bubba703 — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:01:25 +0000

So it appears he got caught with a box of condoms not meant for his wife. I guess Chad forgot his job is to catch passes, not make them.

By: packerzman

packerzman — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 18:43:14 +0000

If he was stupid enough to keep the reciept in his car im sure the conversation at checkout went something like this..

Clerk: “Ok sir 1 box of condoms…do you need a bag with those?”

Chad: “Heck NO bro…they aint THAT ugly!”

By: slammer69

slammer69 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 15:24:08 +0000

Dumb & Stupid

By: tdk24

tdk24 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 14:12:12 +0000

Well, if this was Irvin, we’d know what the condoms are for. That man will do anything for some rock.

By: pacodawg

pacodawg — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:48:33 +0000

Chad, I know a good urologist. Snip snip.

By: miamimike1

miamimike1 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:29:45 +0000

When he first got arrested for head butting his wife I was going with , ( THAT’S USING YOUR HEAD) but now I would say he was only thinking with one of his heads!!!

By: kingpel

kingpel — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:04:42 +0000

I’m picturing those Junkyard Dog headbutts when he crawls on all fours and barks at his opponents.

By: neonblack510

neonblack510 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:45:26 +0000

I wonder if they were for magnums….

By: ranoversquarells

ranoversquarells — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:32:25 +0000

In Romneys America, doing the missionary will get you sent away as a missionary …

By: fran021

fran021 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:21:12 +0000

calij5619 says:Aug 11, 2012 11:33 PM

If u look for it u will find what u don’t know won’t hurt professional sports are like Hollywood not for marriage.
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Come again????

By: wrw0101

wrw0101 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:07:18 +0000

Look at the picture of his wife in the next story. Hubba hubba. They have only been married one month. She needs to get her alimony and move on. If she wants to get even with him, she can call me and I will help her show him what it feels like to know your spouse is with another dude.

By: TurkeyJoeJones

TurkeyJoeJones — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:01:20 +0000

I guess Ochostinko should trade in that HOF golden jacket on one those body condoms from “The Naked Gun” movies for his enshrinment in the Johnson HOF?

By: billh1947

billh1947 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 11:49:11 +0000

His wife nagged him all the way home in the car,she should be happy he had the foresight to wear condoms when doing his thing with other babes, otherwise she could have ended up with a nasty disease,she should praise him for being to safety concious.if she wanted husband with a pure heart she should never have married an ego maniac pro athlete who loves to ball.

By: mdbengal

mdbengal — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 11:34:42 +0000

I guess it’s safe to say his first porn flick won’t be titled “Bareback Mountain”.

By: norcalirish

norcalirish — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 11:09:37 +0000

Lmao, so good!

By: blackcatnfl

blackcatnfl — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:58:01 +0000

At least now we know the real reason he changed his name back to “Johnson”.

By: bmoresabres

bmoresabres — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:42:40 +0000

Cut this clown now! He is a pompous and self promoting arse. The Dolphins surely do not need such a distraction.

By: profpatsyhater

profpatsyhater — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:33:08 +0000

If true he must be cut immediately

By: brainsmasher

brainsmasher — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:23:15 +0000

The purpose of marriage is so the woman stops messing around, not the man, because that is all she brings to the relationship. All of the other stuff you can do for yourself.

By: pattunya

pattunya — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:13:01 +0000

I thought condoms would prevent trouble. Who knew.

By: mudville88

mudville88 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:06:13 +0000

Maybe he kept the receipt for tax purposes

By: rodneyharrisonstruckstick

rodneyharrisonstruckstick — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:36:07 +0000

Hey he’s being responsible. After being with a Bball wife you know hes carrying Noahs Arch of STD’s. good looks chado. You know ocho can do better than that blank anyways.. no? Antoine walkers ex really?

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:29:19 +0000

Only a really special type of turd would head-butt his wife.

He must feel really tough now, the POS.

He needs to be cut now and no team should go near him, this turd is radioactive.

By: minier827

minier827 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 08:39:33 +0000

Haha! RawDogg !!

By: ifyouthinkofgarbagethinkofakeem

ifyouthinkofgarbagethinkofakeem — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 08:26:25 +0000

Carlos Dansby said to chad ” C’mon Maan”

By: savannahrose44

savannahrose44 — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 07:56:08 +0000

Hey look the circus is back in town!

By: ogarcz

ogarcz — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 07:40:20 +0000

Come on, this is all premeditated by the Hard Knocks production, right? RIGHT??????

By: asublimeday

asublimeday — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 07:28:13 +0000

Goodbyeeeeeee Chad

By: thepatriotsaregay

thepatriotsaregay — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 07:19:08 +0000

why would you keep a condom receipt? its not like you can take them back……just dumb.

By: couldntthinkofaname

couldntthinkofaname — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 07:00:55 +0000

Ribbed…..for her pleasure……