APLast year in August, Cardinals running back Ryan Williams suffered a torn patellar tendon, which knocked him out for the entire season.
This year, he’s back. And on Friday night, the second-round pick from Virginia Tech made his 2012 debut in a game (even though, you know, it wasn’t really a game).
Still, it looked like a game. And Williams looks like he’s got game, generating 25 yards on five carries (if anyone needs a calculator to figure out that’s an average of six yards per carry, I feel sorry for you).
Williams also scored a touchdown. And he’ll undoubtedly get plenty of chances to show what he can do in real games, especially with Beanie Wells still dealing with a lingering knee problem.
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Maybe I missing some inside joke here. That’s definitely 5 ypc not 6 like you have posted there.
25 divided by 5 is 5, not 6, counselor.
Maybe I’ll feel sorry for you after I get done laughing…..
ummm mike i don’t know where you attended school but I know my Massachusetts education taught me 5 goes into 25 exactly 5 times and that would give him a five yards per carry he would need 30 yards on 5 carries for 6 ypc………. just saying…………
“Still, it looked like a game. And Williams looks like he’s got game, generating 25 yards on five carries (if anyone needs a calculator to figure out that’s an average of six yards per carry, I feel sorry for you).”
Do you feel sorry for yourself?
I feel sorry for the writer of this article that thinks 25 is 5 times 6.
It’s funny we noticed the math, and didn’t comment on Ryan Williams.
Wow Mike, back to first grade for you, LOL. Or you may want to go the Billy Madison route…….
Sarcasm people. It has a place here.
Looks like all of you got the joke. Congratulations.
Guys, it was an attempt at self-depreciating humor.
“@ProFootballTalk The joke I planted in the Ryan Williams story is a great litmus test as to whether folks have a sense of humor, or any sense at all.”
Nice try at a cover-up
Successful troll is very successful today!
I guess you certainly need a calculator. 25/5 is 5 not 6. Start feeling sorry for yourself.
Facepalm.
wow guys… you realize its a joke right?
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“And Williams looks like he’s got game, generating 25 yards on five carries (if anyone needs a calculator to figure out that’s an average of six yards per carry, I feel sorry for you).”
I’m getting you a calculator for christmas.
I hope you guys know that he was joking. LOL at all of you who didn’t get it
Amazing how many people in this country can’t get sarcasm, or take a joke.
I think people can take sarcasm when they SEE it, however sarcasm doesn’t always translate in writing as the cues to pick up on it are typically non-verbal. So, ha, ha I guess I get your not very funny joke, stick to reporting the “facts”
I clicked on this to see if anyone was dumb enough to not get the bit. Congratulations everyone on being able to do simple math and having no sense of humor.
Immediately laughed at the math joke, however, I was really sad once I started reading the comments and realizing no one else got the joke… Come on people.
25/5 = 5!!!
I used no calculator!!
As my 4 year old son would say, what a dope.
I’m really hoping that he actually did mess up his math. I’d rather read someone who is bad at math than terrible at making jokes.
Everyone needs to stop being so damned literal. It was a joke made at his own expense. Just like when people call themselves fat for laughs, he was making fun of personal math skills for a chuckle. Lighten up folks…..move along……nothing to see here.
Im here only to ridicule your math but thats been done
If that’s a funny joke, I’m a walrus.
On a real note……Williams looked good last night…glad to have him back and can’t wait to see him in regular season games….GO CARD’S!!!!
For those that didn’t get the joke, I feel sorry for those around you.