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		<title>By: go9ers</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1955398</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[go9ers]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 01:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@bluebongzilla: yes, and thank you for teaching our rookie coach that in the NFL you need to play to win, instead of playing not to lose.  It helped the team to a very successful season.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@bluebongzilla: yes, and thank you for teaching our rookie coach that in the NFL you need to play to win, instead of playing not to lose.  It helped the team to a very successful season.</p>
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		<title>By: bluebongzilla</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1955303</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluebongzilla]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 00:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[go9ers says: Aug 25, 2012 4:00 PM

Last year the Cowboys hosted Paul Rubens, to teach them how to play Pee Wee football.

It was enough to beat the 49ers. In SF.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>go9ers says: Aug 25, 2012 4:00 PM</p>
<p>Last year the Cowboys hosted Paul Rubens, to teach them how to play Pee Wee football.</p>
<p>It was enough to beat the 49ers. In SF.</p>
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		<title>By: dmp5687</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1955020</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dmp5687]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kiwanuka strained &quot;a groin&quot;? Does he have more than one groin or did he strain someone else&#039;s groin? And if he strained someone else&#039;s groin, how did he do it??]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kiwanuka strained &#8220;a groin&#8221;? Does he have more than one groin or did he strain someone else&#8217;s groin? And if he strained someone else&#8217;s groin, how did he do it??</p>
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		<title>By: go9ers</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1955019</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[go9ers]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year the Cowboys hosted Paul Rubens, to teach them how to play Pee Wee football.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year the Cowboys hosted Paul Rubens, to teach them how to play Pee Wee football.</p>
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		<title>By: foosball11</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954857</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 17:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thats just Tebows McNabb impersonation.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats just Tebows McNabb impersonation.</p>
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		<title>By: wikipediasaidso</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954853</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[wikipediasaidso]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 17:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  Scoring a total of 9 points in two preseason games makes some Jets fans around here &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; cranky.

(I would&#039;ve laughed if Tebow was still a Bronco, too.)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  Scoring a total of 9 points in two preseason games makes some Jets fans around here <i>really</i> cranky.</p>
<p>(I would&#8217;ve laughed if Tebow was still a Bronco, too.)</p>
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		<title>By: nghtrder169</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nghtrder169]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jets QB Tim Tebow ran the scout team on Friday, pretending to be Cam Newton.  (At least the Jets defense will be prepared, if Newton throws bounce passes to his receiver.)
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GREAT LINE LOL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jets QB Tim Tebow ran the scout team on Friday, pretending to be Cam Newton.  (At least the Jets defense will be prepared, if Newton throws bounce passes to his receiver.)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
GREAT LINE LOL</p>
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		<title>By: PAGG STACK</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954795</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PAGG STACK]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[michaelwinner says:
Aug 25, 2012 12:16 PM
Stop being so butt hurt over Harbaugh’s comments about Manning. He is trying to keep his team together. If he wants to say he evaluated Manning, then that’s what he did. He owes you (the media) absolutely nothing when it comes to the topic of Manning.
================================
All people really want is the truth. Perhaps if he just owned it from the beginning, this would be a dead story by now. Instead he chose to lie about it, making it an even bigger deal than it really is.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>michaelwinner says:<br />
Aug 25, 2012 12:16 PM<br />
Stop being so butt hurt over Harbaugh’s comments about Manning. He is trying to keep his team together. If he wants to say he evaluated Manning, then that’s what he did. He owes you (the media) absolutely nothing when it comes to the topic of Manning.<br />
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All people really want is the truth. Perhaps if he just owned it from the beginning, this would be a dead story by now. Instead he chose to lie about it, making it an even bigger deal than it really is.</p>
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		<title>By: lrjets</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lrjets]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good Florio, you got your hate Jets liner in there..and one moron took the bait.  Maybe he can run errands for you.  Or help you with the ones you run.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good Florio, you got your hate Jets liner in there..and one moron took the bait.  Maybe he can run errands for you.  Or help you with the ones you run.</p>
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		<title>By: michaelwinner</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954776</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[michaelwinner]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop being so butt hurt over Harbaugh&#039;s comments about Manning.  He is trying to keep his team together.  If he wants to say he evaluated Manning, then that&#039;s what he did.  He owes you (the media) absolutely nothing when it comes to the topic of Manning.  

Maybe he should act like Rex Ryan who spits verbal diarrhea, because his team seems to be on the right track.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stop being so butt hurt over Harbaugh&#8217;s comments about Manning.  He is trying to keep his team together.  If he wants to say he evaluated Manning, then that&#8217;s what he did.  He owes you (the media) absolutely nothing when it comes to the topic of Manning.  </p>
<p>Maybe he should act like Rex Ryan who spits verbal diarrhea, because his team seems to be on the right track.</p>
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		<title>By: trollhammer20</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954771</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trollhammer20]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JR Hildebrand was leading at Indy in 2011 until the very last corner of the very last lap, when he put the car into the wall.

The 49ers were on their way to the Super Bowl until Kyle Williams went into the wall.

Kinda ironic that Hildebrand would wind up with Niner colors, isn&#039;t it?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JR Hildebrand was leading at Indy in 2011 until the very last corner of the very last lap, when he put the car into the wall.</p>
<p>The 49ers were on their way to the Super Bowl until Kyle Williams went into the wall.</p>
<p>Kinda ironic that Hildebrand would wind up with Niner colors, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: wikipediasaidso</title>
		<link>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/25/saturday-morning-one-liners-156/#comment-1954768</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[wikipediasaidso]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah....I love a good Tebow joke in the morning!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah&#8230;.I love a good Tebow joke in the morning!</p>
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		<title>By: citizenstrange</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[citizenstrange]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 16:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what does the third preseason game mean to Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger?  “Nothing.”
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Sure, after finishing at a lofty 21st in scoring offense there is little left to work for improvement on.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what does the third preseason game mean to Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger?  “Nothing.”<br />
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Sure, after finishing at a lofty 21st in scoring offense there is little left to work for improvement on.</p>
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