Comments on: Broncos fans complain about pigeon droppings

By: yssupasigninnamnotyep

yssupasigninnamnotyep — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 01:28:56 +0000

I’m pretty sure swallowing is what you were doing on prom night denverscott. I hear that’s what most Donkey fans are famous for…that and giving Elway rim jobs.

By: denverscott

denverscott — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 21:54:17 +0000

This organization deserves to get crapped on daily…bunch of losers.

And you root for who? I mean besides your sister on prom night. We hear you yelling “swallow, swallow”. Sad dude.

By: denverscott

denverscott — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 21:52:13 +0000

The Broncos are about to have another unpleasant run-in with flying animals, when they arrive in Atlanta Monday night.

Yeah right home stool. I would introduce you but VonDoomerWolfe will make the introductions themselves. It’s gonna be bad for the home fans. Oh, and Peyton will say “Hi” as well.

By: yssupasigninnamnotyep

yssupasigninnamnotyep — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:20:05 +0000

This organization deserves to get crapped on daily…bunch of losers.

By: db105

db105 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 10:10:16 +0000

PETA will take care the issue.

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 09:21:38 +0000

They saw all those Donkeys sitting there and couldn’t resist.

By: tommyribs

tommyribs — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:31:30 +0000

Get a couple of guys with Falcons, that will take care of the issue.

By: silverbleedblack

silverbleedblack — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:30:01 +0000

They were at the wrong game. They should have been helping my Raider’s special teams.

By: Broncofanatic7

Broncofanatic7 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:48:44 +0000

@lilb360 Shotgun Willies… well played sir

By: hrmlss

hrmlss — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 22:05:19 +0000

“I am a commercial property manager and the only way to get rid of pigeons is to purchase a falcon.”

Isn’t an F-16 a little overkill for a few birds?

By: hrmlss

hrmlss — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 22:03:19 +0000

It would probably improve the taste of a stadium hot dog.

By: thankheavenfornumberseven

thankheavenfornumberseven — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:31:34 +0000

Get a dome.

By: Mr. Wright 212

Mr. Wright 212 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:30:43 +0000

I nearly spat out my Dr. Brown’s cola reading this.

By: broncosnative

broncosnative — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:24:05 +0000

This is why I watch my broncos games on a big 55 inch flat screen tv in hd at home, so I wont have to worry about getting pooped on, bitten, fights or shot.

By: lilb360

lilb360 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:20:14 +0000

Oh noooo some rich yuppie got pooped on sitting in his corporations field level fifty yard line seats.
Me and some buddies flew from Seattle to Denver a few years ago to watch my favorite team get crushed by the chiefs that and to take in some of the finest gentlmens clubs in the country( shotgun willies anyone). Point is I was disgusted that pretty much from 30 yard line to 30 yard line on both sides of the field were practically empty (they were in a playoff race too) I asked a worker at the stadium about the empty seats and he said most are season tickets bought by companies who give them out to rich friends and clients.
And the broncos wonder why the their home field advantage isn’t what bit once was.
Kind of rambled a bit I know. I think that if by the end of the first quarter the good seats aren’t filled the teams should let the real fans come down from the nosebleed seats. I hate rich fake fans, who use football games as a status symbol.

By: leeeroooyjeeenkiiins

leeeroooyjeeenkiiins — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:09:53 +0000

Meanwhile, Seahawks fans complain about receiver droppings.

By: trevor123698

trevor123698 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:03:10 +0000

heres the easy solution. Play the sound of pigeons dying.

By: kwoodc

kwoodc — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:01:59 +0000

I am a commercial property manager and the only way to get rid of pigeons is to purchase a falcon.

By: niners816

niners816 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:01:15 +0000

Those damn pigeons.

By: jkjdawg1

jkjdawg1 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:00:25 +0000

The Broncos are about to have another unpleasant run-in with flying animals, when they arrive in Atlanta Monday night.

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:52:47 +0000

It’s all good. The Broncos crapped all over the Steeler’s too. Par for the course

By: gtrav

gtrav — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:49:56 +0000

I’d like to thank these pigeons for creating a Broncos story not about Peyton Manning.

By: tannethrill

tannethrill — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:44:06 +0000

When they’re gone next week know that the stadium crew killed all of them in the name of football.

By: scoops1

scoops1 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:41:25 +0000

It’s good luck

By: robgilman

robgilman — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:40:02 +0000

Oakland carrier pigeons, sending the message