APThey gave out Shad Khan mustaches in Jacksonville today.
Maybe they should have opted for the entire Groucho-glasses set, as the Jaguars need a good disguise after this one.
The Jags have 44 total yards of offense, and minus-1 through the air.
Blaine Gabbert’s having a hard time getting passes off, and can’t get anything downfield. He’s also getting them swatted at the line of scrimmage, with J.J. Watt getting a pair already.
That’s why the Texans are off to an easy 17-0 lead.
Arian Foster became Houston’s all-time leading rusher, and keeps piling up yards. He and Ben Tate each have a rushing touchdown already, and nearly 100 yards in the first half.
This is only going to get worse.
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So despite what their 6 fans were proclaiming preseason, the Jags are who we thought they were.
There’s the Blaine Gabbert I know and love.
While Gabbert hasn’t exactly looked good, his receivers are NOT helping him out at all! They aren’t getting open. The Jag’s offense has been so bad that their defense is wearing down and can’t get off the field. It’s a downward spiral…with the Jag’s offense spending so much time on the sideline, they can’t get going once they finally take the field.
The Rockets should think about signing JJ Swat post-Super Bowl.