Comments on: Sunday morning one-liners http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/09/23/sunday-morning-one-liners-152/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:30:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: thumper001 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/09/23/sunday-morning-one-liners-152/#comment-2014067 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:36:20 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=1312564#comment-2014067 On your piano playing reference (C.J. Wilson plays…); what many miss, including, the GB sports consultant, is both good and bad manifest themselves through spontaneous events. Look at the history of our country; it is filled with both greatness and sadness stemming from the spontaneous.

I bet the GB consultant defined a package he could sell to other sports teams, recreating what he saw that night. And that never works; “For the next 15 minutes folks, we’re going to “gel”, with a program of Bette Midler showtunes, led by our amazing rookie left tackle Billy Bob Beauhunk, playing the nose harp. Everybody dance now!” Pffft. (Warning: punch line in 3…2…1)

In the end, and based on our shared history, these events seem to happen under “Vanna White spins the Wheel of Fortune” house rules.

Punchline: what I really want to know is; what did the first NYC uptown business consultant witness back in the early 1990s that made him create a “package of trust”, consisting of a Fortune 500 executive jumping off a telephone pole into the waiting arms of his employees? That was the easiest $250K ever made (no joke, that was the going rate). “Jump boss! We got this!” And in the 1990s, people always caught their boss.

Here it comes!

Think we could sell this to the NFL, so Roger could jump into the waiting arms of the NFLPA rank and file, starting first with folks from the Saints? lolololololol. Cue up some old Van Halen, and, “just go ahead and JUMP!”

Trust, it’s a terrible thing to waste.

LMAO, it’s Sunday! Are we ready for some football? I know I am…

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