Stay awake with power . . . rankings

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As that post-hamburger-and-martini lunch crash descends (for those of you in the East Coast), fear not.  The best way to get your blood pumping is to see what we have to say about your favorite team.

Chances are it won’t be good.

Yes, it’s the Week Seven power rankings.  A cavalcade of smart-aleck remarks and cheap shots at many teams, even the ones that aren’t struggling.

You know the drill.  Read the rankings, and then post a comment telling us how stupid we are.

I’ll read what you have to say after I wake up.