Comments on: Jerome Simpson says he has his “juice” back

By: icecubeusedtobeangry

icecubeusedtobeangry — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:21:28 +0000

Packer fans are so cute living vicariously through football players.

By: Carl Gerbschmidt

Carl Gerbschmidt — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 18:18:13 +0000

@samanthasteele

Thanks for proving my point.

By: djigel

djigel — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:59:04 +0000

Hopefully he checks the package of juice before he signs for it this time around…..

By: samanthasteeleruinedmyqb

samanthasteeleruinedmyqb — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:47:07 +0000

Maybe with Percy out they’ll be forced to throw the ball to The Juice, hopefully more than 4 yards downfield. The biggest problem with this offense is that they’re terrified of throwing a mid-range pass. Everything is either around the line of scrimmage or a low-percentage sideline fade route. If they start running some slants and square-ins to the middle of the field, Detroit won’t know what to do with it because they haven’t seen any of that on film.

By: thetokyosandblaster

thetokyosandblaster — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:58:46 +0000

Awesome! Now if they only had a qb that could deliver a pass!

By: whatjusthapped

whatjusthapped — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:30:10 +0000

Hopefully its prune juice because that offense is constipated. It will take more than a dose of Simpson to cure what ails them, mainly a 3rd rate QB that they drafted way too high at #12 overall.

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:13:21 +0000

ernie ernie says:Nov 9, 2012 10:46 AM

Miraculous. Just in time for the Lions. This guy will have a career day, Pederson will rush for 400 yards, Harvin will play with a sprained ankle and run two punts back for TD’s and the crowd will hold hands and sign cum by ya all day long.
Oh, I forgot the hail, fire and brimstone that always falls on the Lions side of the field at Mall of America Stadium.
I mean if the Lions can find a way to loose to the Vikes they will

I don’t even know where to begin to dissect that nonsense you just typed

By: brasho

brasho — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:05:34 +0000

Wasn’t OJ’s first name “Orenthal” not “Orental”?

By: brohamma

brohamma — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:02:33 +0000

“Who told you that you could use The Juice?!! Did I tell you to use The Juice?! This is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!”

Maybe Jackie Chiles should speak to Mr. Simpson.

By: purpleguy

purpleguy — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:00:37 +0000

Doesn’t matter how much juice can be squeezed if our QB can’t find the kitchen where the juice is located.

By: Carl Gerbschmidt

Carl Gerbschmidt — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:51:49 +0000

They’re so cute with their thinking their season isn’t over…

By: canadianvikingfaniii

canadianvikingfaniii — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:47:00 +0000

Bill Musgrave doesn’t deserve to keep his job after this season. How many times are you going to have Christian Ponder rollout to the right before you realize the opposing teams already know that is where he is going. Or that all the passing plays are screens behind the line of scrimmage.

By: ernie ernie

ernie ernie — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:46:30 +0000

By: skol69skol

skol69skol — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:45:42 +0000

His juice is running dowm field and draw P.I. Awesome

By: fwippel

fwippel — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:44:24 +0000

Simpson’s only significant play this entire year came against the Lions last month. He is only a slightly lesser disappointment for the team than John Carlson has been this year.

By: mrstinkypants

mrstinkypants — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:35:02 +0000

Purple Drank?

By: francheyes

francheyes — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:33:51 +0000

You lika da juice?

By: scothawk

scothawk — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:26:38 +0000

Hopefully the juice includes performance enhancing substances.