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Saturday morning one-liners

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South Korean rapper Psy will go Gangnam Style when the Bills host the Seahawks next month.  (Maybe Reggie Bush will show up to help sing the “Hey, sexy lady!” part.)

Jets CB Darrelle Revis says “[t]his week has been a tough week for the team. . . .  A team like this with what’s been going on this week, a team will fold.”

Assessing the tenure of Dolphins G.M. Jeff Ireland, who’s sliding back toward the hot seat as the team sinks.

His Patriots teammates are praising CB Aqib Talib.  (Maybe they just don’t want to get hit in the face with a helmet.)

Rookie C Trevor Robinson has performed well for the Bengals in the absence of Kyle Cook.

Browns OL John Greco has been playing well in place of Jason Pinkston, who is out for the season after a blood clot was found in his lung last month.

The recent rash of quarterback injuries underscores how durable Ravens QB Joe Flacco has been.

Steelers S Ryan Clark has had two concussions in the last three weeks — and he’d never had any before that.

Jaguars coach Mike Mularkey says his team is “going to stay the course.”  (When headed for the Bermuda Triangle, why turn around?)

Last Monday was the first Monday that Titans QB Jake Locker didn’t receive an MRI on his shoulder since September 30.

Colts QB Andrew Luck and WR Reggie Wayne appeared at a leukemia benefit on Friday night.

Texan RB Arian Foster and DE J.J. Watt are the leading vote-getters so far at their respective positions in AFC Pro Bowl balloting.

Raiders RB Darren McFadden ran on his sprained ankle for the first time, but he still isn’t ready to practice.

Broncos LB D.J. Williams will be added to the 53-man roster this weekend, which means that someone else will be getting cut or placed on IR.

Chiefs fans are planning a blackout for Sunday’s game against the Bengals.

Chargers RB Ryan Mathews says his neck has “loosened up” after that violent collision with Bucs LB Quincy Black last Sunday.

When it comes to Eagles QB Nick Foles, one unnamed scout is saying great things (unlike most unnamed scouts, who typically crap on guys).

Redskins OT Jammal Brown has suffered a setback, which will delay his return from a hip injury.

Cowboys OL Mackenzy Bernadeau is ready to slide over to center, if Ryan Cook can’t go due to a knee injury.

Giants receivers coach Kevin M. Gilbride thinks rookie Reuben Randle is getting to where he needs to be.

Lions RB Mikel Leshoure hopes to become more decisive.

Vikings P Chris Kluwe got so good at the Guitar Hero video game that the screen told him to buy a guitar . . . so he did . . . and now he’s in a band.

The Bears know they need to do something against the 49ers that they didn’t do against the Texans:  Stop the run.

With Clay Matthews (hamstring) out and Nick Perry (wrist) on IR, the Packers will be counting on Dezman Moses and Erik Walden in Detroit on Sunday.

Bucs FB Erik Lorig is getting plenty of praise from the Bucs coaching staff.

Get to know the guy who’s running the Panthers in the absence of a General Manager.

Hall of Fame S Ronnie Lott remains conflicted about the Saints bounty scandal.

Next week, Falcons RB Michael Turner and G Justin Blalock will provide a fully-catered Thanksgiving lunch for more than 100 wounded and senior military veterans and their families.

Cardinals safeties Adrian Wilson and Kerry Rhodes got a huge compliment from one of the greatest tight ends to ever wear a helmet.

The Rams are considering new uniforms, with the old blue and white Roman Gabriel configuration in play for a return.

49ers RB Frank Gore practiced Friday without the splint he’s been wearing on his wrist.

The Seahawks’ stadium, named for a high-speed Internet company, still doesn’t have Wi-Fi.

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3 Responses to “Saturday morning one-liners”
  1. pastabelly says: Nov 17, 2012 10:14 AM

    Talib we stay in line or Spikes will rearrange his face.

  2. stew48 says: Nov 17, 2012 12:26 PM

    Article with Lott superb. Finally, someone who is an authority with knowledge. That goodel ignored him is just more proof of RG’s gross imcompetence or the owners’ attitude. His approach more than confirms the NFL is not even in the ballpark, but parked somewhere in hiding.

  3. atwatercrushesokoye says: Nov 17, 2012 2:00 PM

    The Broncos roster is already at 52 from cutting Duke Ihenaco (sp?) earlier this week, they should be able to add Williams and that’s it.

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