Comments on: Pfizer says Viagra doesn’t enhance performance, in football

By: nbcruinedpft

nbcruinedpft — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:07:05 +0000

I guess it gives a new meaning to the “hard count”.

By: iremeber4610

iremeber4610 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:52:36 +0000

“Especially for games that may last longer than four hours.”

Very well played, sir.

By: dd393

dd393 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:48:34 +0000

There would be a lot more tripping penalties.

By: stampnhawk

stampnhawk — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:44:55 +0000

Taking them certainly means no excuse for not being able to get up for the game, one way or another.

By: mauicat1

mauicat1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:21:43 +0000

What they didn’t tell you is that Viagra lowers blood pressure over all, which is really bad for any athlete in a game that requires a strong heart beat. Anyway, what guy wants to go into the shower after the game
with a……….well, you know.

By: itsmammoth

itsmammoth — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:15:37 +0000

Marshall is looking to attempt the NFL’s first no-handed catch.

By: pftbillsfan

pftbillsfan — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:57:38 +0000

How is it possible I’ve never heard that ” P is silent ” joke before. Well done.

By: brohamma

brohamma — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:35:07 +0000

What Marshall didn’t tell you is that players DO NOT use viagra when Suh is in town.

By: trevor123698

trevor123698 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:31:30 +0000

pfizer also claims to be researching cancer cures, as if they don’t exist and as if cancer is something other than a nutritional deficiency disease

By: catquick

catquick — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:29:55 +0000

The game is hard enough already

By: catquick

catquick — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:28:49 +0000

The game better end in 4 hours….

By: fuglyflorio

fuglyflorio — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:25:48 +0000

Then how come the coaches always say ‘go big or go home’?

By: wayne1693

wayne1693 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:24:17 +0000

Most everyone has heard of the ‘Flight or Fight’ response, during which lots of things happen physiologically, including primarily increased blood-flow to the muscles [definitely NOT that 'muscle']…and away from the intestines, stomach, or anywhere else it is not immediately needed. Viagra primarily increases blood-flow to one place ONLY, which means that blood-flow is decreasing in muscles necessary for football…thus absolutely NOT helping performance on the field.

By: joewilliesshnoz

joewilliesshnoz — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:17:36 +0000

This gives a whole new meaning to the 3 point stance . . .

By: 2sausage11

2sausage11 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:16:16 +0000

I would hate to be at the bottom of that pile

By: Lions Roar

Lions Roar — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:10:00 +0000

That brings a whole new meaning to being “the stud” on the football field lmao

By: kabasaman

kabasaman — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:07:42 +0000

If your game lasts more than 4 hours? Call a doctor….

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:58:24 +0000

It would enhance rushing totals. What defender would want to tackle?